sex therapist!

12 Jul 2004

errrr hello!.....are you a sex therapist?
Sex therapist!.................... .Yes dear!..how can i help you!
Debbiewebs.......................errr .well you see i have this big prob about sex!
S/T.....................................well dear thats what i am here for!.tell me!
debbiewebs......................errrr .......i am like a dog on heat!.all the time!..................i justcannot get enouth!
S/T.....................................and when did all this start?
debbiewebs.....................when i joined swinging heaven!
S/T ....................................go on!
debbiewebs.....................errrr you see!...its all those horny peeps out there!..thay get me all hot and randy redface

S/T...................................mmmmmmmmmmmmm go on!.cough cough!.............which site is it called? {s/t getting a bit hot under the coller now!} www. errrr somthing swinging heaven!
debbiewebs ......................errr yes thats it!...its that bad................that when i do my shopping!............................i find am fonderling the cucumbers! surprised

ops:
S/T.....................................mmmmmmm go on!
debbiewebs....................well its costing mr D a fortune!.......as i am buying batteries for my toys!.as thay keep running out!....................and with the kinky clothes i just cannot resist in buying!
S/T.................................really!....which out fit did you buy last?
debbiewebs...................errrr........stutter stutter! err well its long and green and shiney!
ok ok ................i admit it! .its a cucumber suit!
S/T.................................deep thoughts!......mmmmm S/Tnearly falls off the chair!.....have you asked the peeps in swinging heaven to help?
debbiewebs................jump jump!......thats a great idear.................... but i will get all hot agan!..and have to dash to the shops two foundle the cucumbers agan!...and somtimes i get that bad!.i end finding me self whatching me rabbits bonking!....and thinking luky barstards! :oops:
S/T.............................splutter splutter cough cough!.which room do you go into?
debbiewebs..............the cafe! Hay we are in there now!....hello all:bounce:
S/T......................wow!.cough cough!.....hello any one help poor debbiewebs out here?
debbieewbs..............ya peeps shell i dump the cucumber suit!......................or just go and fuck the rabbit :P
Allways as mad!
love you all debbiewebs :rose:

12 Jul 2004

Hi Debbie , you've been a bit quiet lately , I like it when you have to recharge all your vibrator batteries at once and we hear from you in the forum .
I like the idea of a cucumber suit perhaps at the deepest levels of your physche it means you would be up for it with a Martian , but are not into littlegreen men

12 Jul 2004

shouts to the bar ...
I want whatever Debbiewebs is drinking .........
;)

12 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
shouts to the bar ...
I want whatever Debbiewebs is drinking .........
;)

yeah i'll have what ever shes having!!
i recon keep the cucumber suit and fuck the rabbits!! hehehe

12 Jul 2004

Oh Debbiewebs,there only one way to cure yourself and thats to fuck us all,one by one lol

:lol:

:twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:

12 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Oh Debbiewebs,there only one way to cure yourself and thats to fuck us all,one by one :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:

oh me first me first!!
<<<<<<<< waiting at the front of the que

12 Jul 2004

Quote by gregisthegod
oh me first me first!!
<<<<<<<< waiting at the front of the que

Sorry i got there first flipa

Clare,xxx

12 Jul 2004

So that's YOU I've seen in the Local Safeways hovering around the veg counters! I went in there the other day and all the cucumbers had sold out! I know you're feeling horny hun but did you have to buy the lot!!! wink

12 Jul 2004

HI ALL! :smoke:
Its great to be back!....as mad as ever!. :silly: ......................thankyou for the pms!.......will reply soon! kiss

And where is WBB!........come on you!.......................you dragged me back in here!...and i havent heard! from you!........................tipicul women!........................o shit!..............just looked!.............. and i am one!.....................oooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooooo wheres me cucumber suit gone!......he he i chose to fuck the rabbit! :P
got to go corri on tv in 3 mins bolt

love you all
debbiewebs!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :rose:

12 Jul 2004

Quote by debbiewebs

And where is WBB!........come on you!.......................you dragged me back in here!...and i havent heard! from you!........................tipicul women!........................o shit!..............just looked!.............. and i am one!.....................oooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooooo

dont worry!! i am here! lol
calm down and errrrrrr book another appointment with the therapist.
tell him (her?) that i said you need some advice for a mate....... i want to know how if a woman hits her sexual peak at 40............what i am going to do? i dont think i could cope with being worse than i am now! lol

13 Jul 2004

i want to know how if a woman hits her sexual peak at 40............what i am going to do? i dont think i could cope with being worse than i am now! lol

I NO .........I NO :bounce: :bounce: I WILL SEND YOU MY CUCUMBER SUIT!..........and no WBB!..................... you can not have the rabbit!

:rotflmao:

So that's YOU I've seen in the Local Safeways hovering around the veg counters! I went in there the other day and all the cucumbers had sold out! I know you're feeling horny hun but did you have to buy the lot!!!
SORRY!

ooo shit must get me Quits sorted!

Oh Debbiewebs,there only one way to cure yourself and thats to fuck us all,one
by one

YA!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

13 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Oh Debbiewebs,there only one way to cure yourself and thats to fuck us all,one by one :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:

Judging by debbiewebs drive I think she ould do us all AT THE SAME TIME. surprised

:shock: :shock: :lol:

13 Jul 2004

debbi

oooo your back goody

13 Jul 2004

Quote by easy
Judging by debbiewebs drive I think she ould do us all AT THE SAME TIME. :shock: :shock:

I can!........................i can! ............................ :bounce: :bounce: .......................but i hate friction burns!. mad

..........and now!............... WBB got me cuccumber suit!.......and me rabbit.....just had a heart attack!......................i have no opption!.................but to cover myself in baby oil!......................and invite you all!........be carfull with me!.............i dont want to have to slip though your fingers!..and end up shooting out the bedroom window!.....................now do i??.......he he! wink

:wink:

14 Jul 2004

Quote by redstilletto
debbi
oooo your back goody

yes red as mad as ever!............................now then!........are we going to have a shag!...........upps!.........debbiewebs and her big mouth! :doh:

15 Jul 2004

well have decided to do a bungie jump off the big ben clock! ........................so i can handle you all!...................ok now you have to line up below!............................women have to ware a strap on!....................and men well you have to hold it up high!...............baby oil please!.................debbiewebs dont whant any friction burns!.......oooweee nooooo way!........so i would like all of you to post who are interested!......if i get then we are on

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
WBB chicken out! :doh:

18 Jul 2004

Hi ALL still waiting!....... lol

and gusse what?...........i have spell check!........its great!
ooooooooooo thanks whome recomended it to me!....you are a star!..........it called iespell
and its brill! :bounce: :bounce: .............i cannot remamber now who recomended it to me!.......was it you?
as i will like to give you a great big kiss kiss

love you all
debbiewebsxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

18 Jul 2004

Pity Deb's that you didnt manage to get a carrot suit:
You cud have been fooking like rabbits & getting a BJ at the same time.
But by yer posts that's prolly already in progress.
The WHOOSH Man xxx

18 Jul 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
Hi ALL still waiting!....... and gusse what?...........i have spell check!........its great! ooooooooooo thanks whome recomended it to me!....you are a star!..........it called iespell
and its brill! :bounce: :bounce: .............i cannot remamber now who recomended it to me!.......was it you?
as i will like to give you a great big kiss
love you all
debbiewebsxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock:
lol... nice to see u cheerfull again hun
xxxx

18 Jul 2004

Cheerful
WBB this Is norm for our friend Debbie
crazy is a normal state of mind :shock: :shock: :shock:
fact is he is as I hope you are getting together her portfolio of pics for the Best boobie compeTITion.. WBB do not let previous dissappointment eat into your massive self esteem
remember its not the winning but the taking part... so go on g on go on go on you know you want to enter and debbie,,, we shall be waiting on tenter hooks for you entries too
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gilbert

21 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
Cheerful
WBB this Is norm for our friend Debbie
crazy is a normal state of mind :shock: :shock: :shock:
fact is he is as I hope you are getting together her portfolio of pics for the Best boobie compeTITion.. WBB do not let previous dissappointment eat into your massive self esteem
remember its not the winning but the taking part... so go on g on go on go on you know you want to enter and debbie,,, we shall be waiting on tenter hooks for you entries too
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gilbert

Have I mIssed somthing? BOOBIE COMPETITION!.......whats this!. :bounce: ................i will win the best nip compertion NP

:rotflmao:

21 Jul 2004

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Pity Deb's that you didnt manage to get a carrot suit:
You cud have been fooking like rabbits & getting a BJ at the same time.
But by yer posts that's prolly already in progress.
The WHOOSH Man xxx

Now why dident i think that :doh: