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Quote by roger743
Reverse cowgirl? Or does the edge of the plaster cause chafing damage to your partner's thigh?
Now I might seem a bit dim here, but apart from a move in line dancing , what's a ...reverse cowgirl
Sex God
Quote by roger743
Now I might seem a bit dim here, but apart from a move in line dancing , what's a ...reverse cowgirl
Woman sitting astride a man, facing his feet. If you've ever watched a porno you'll probably have seen it, because porn directors love it for some reason or other.
thank you Roger....weve tried most positions and I was just a little concerned that we had missed one and that I would need to go buy a hat ...I am relieved to find out that we have indeed done a reverse cowgirl and that the hat is not required.
Quote by davej
]thank you Roger....weve tried most positions and I was just a little concerned that we had missed one and that I would need to go buy a hat ...I am relieved to find out that we have indeed done a reverse cowgirl and that the hat is not required.
Women in cowboy hats... *drool* Excuse me, I have to go, uh, :wanker:
Sex God
Quote by roger743
]thank you Roger....weve tried most positions and I was just a little concerned that we had missed one and that I would need to go buy a hat ...I am relieved to find out that we have indeed done a reverse cowgirl and that the hat is not required.
Women in cowboy hats... *drool* Excuse me, I have to go, uh, :wanker:
I can't say that I share your enthusiasm roger, you havn't seen mrs davej
Hoss Cartwright in tights
Quote by davej
....weve tried most positions and I was just a little concerned that we had missed one and that I would need to go buy a hat ...I am relieved to find out that we have indeed done a reverse cowgirl and that the hat is not required.
You did a reverse cowgirl without a hat, davej???
Dangerous, very dangerous.
Quote by celticq
You can choose! I have both!! Black suede or oxblood leather ones
Either is fine, jost so long as they don't have those silly bloody tassles on.
Are we talking full or half chaps here?
Me, I dont have the legs for it so always wear long boots,
The only full chaps I have are the waterproof/padded things.
Sex God
Quote by beeneyboy
Will my cast fit up there that way round
And im not on about the film crew
OH MY GOD
u can't fit the cast up too - that would be painful for the woman
Quote by celticq
And what might I ask is wrong with tassly bits. I like tassly bits!
I don't like long boots. I like me RM Williams with full chaps - with tassly bits.
Anyway Beeneyboy is not going to bothered about tassles one way or the other - he's got a bloody stookie on ffs.
Nah, got to be Mountain Horse High riders all the way for me.
As for Beeneyboy's stookie(pmsl) I can see his problem. Some years ago I damaged my right shoulder and spent quite a few months with my right hand strapped to my left shoulder, then a full body bandage around my torso. I am very heavily right handed. I even learned to tie my shoe laces with just my left hand.
Having a stookie was one thing, but I just couldn't get the speed up to reach the "vinegar stroke"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: at me.he's got a bloody stookie on ffs.
Quote by Stookie: n (Scots colloq.)
1 A length of plaster cast (usually cylindrical) which is used for storing greetings, obscene suggestions, mentions (qv.) and other small scale graffitti. Also used to set broken bones.
Thanks for clearing that up for me, j. Sometimes, my mind surfs quite happily along the in the gutter. But it does have a ring of "he's got bloody hard on ffs" Or is that just me?
:welcome: to the asylum btw.
Quote by beeneyboy
What is the best way to have sex when your plastered from the hip to the ankle?
I know this might seem daft as i cant even get about and live marooned on an island but surely there is more ways to catch a fish than hand lining?
With a group of nurses....me thinks....actually i cant stop thinking about that now.....mmmmmmm nurses
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
....weve tried most positions and I was just a little concerned that we had missed one and that I would need to go buy a hat ...I am relieved to find out that we have indeed done a reverse cowgirl and that the hat is not required.
You did a reverse cowgirl without a hat, davej???
Dangerous, very dangerous.
I did dambuster and wished I hadn't, I doubt that the hat would have added to the excitement but at least I could have pulled the brim down over my eyes and therefore concentrate on the job in hand, unfortunately because I wasn't wearing my hat I could see what was going on and couldn't help thinking that the question 'does my bum look big in this' would be equally applicable if worded, 'does my bum look big on this'
Despite my lack of suitable apparall for the reverse cowgirl whick I now know to be a hat and chaps I can at least claim to letting out the occasional yell of...."yeeehaaa" and "ride em cowboy". I can also probably claim that given the length of my toe nails at the time of this act, they could possibly be viewed as spurs and therefore count towards the cowboy outfit.
Quote by davej
Despite my lack of suitable apparall for the reverse cowgirl whick I now know to be a hat and chaps I can at least claim to letting out the occasional yell of...."yeeehaaa" and "ride em cowboy". I can also probably claim that given the length of my toe nails at the time of this act, they could possibly be viewed as spurs and therefore count towards the cowboy outfit.
Ooooh - spurs. No thank you, I much prefer stilettos. In my back - not on my feet of course.
Speaking of suitable apparel; I don't use crops on horses, but I do have a couple spare here.
(Are we still "on topic" here?)
Sex God
Quote by davej
....weve tried most positions and I was just a little concerned that we had missed one and that I would need to go buy a hat ...I am relieved to find out that we have indeed done a reverse cowgirl and that the hat is not required.
You did a reverse cowgirl without a hat, davej???
Dangerous, very dangerous.
I did dambuster and wished I hadn't, I doubt that the hat would have added to the excitement but at least I could have pulled the brim down over my eyes and therefore concentrate on the job in hand, unfortunately because I wasn't wearing my hat I could see what was going on and couldn't help thinking that the question 'does my bum look big in this' would be equally applicable if worded, 'does my bum look big on this'
Despite my lack of suitable apparall for the reverse cowgirl whick I now know to be a hat and chaps I can at least claim to letting out the occasional yell of...."yeeehaaa" and "ride em cowboy". I can also probably claim that given the length of my toe nails at the time of this act, they could possibly be viewed as spurs and therefore count towards the cowboy outfit.
Now you're really confusing me. I thought the person on top was supposed to wear the gear.
Is this where the expression chapped lips comes from??
Sex God
Quote by westerross
....weve tried most positions and I was just a little concerned that we had missed one and that I would need to go buy a hat ...I am relieved to find out that we have indeed done a reverse cowgirl and that the hat is not required.
You did a reverse cowgirl without a hat, davej???
Dangerous, very dangerous.
I did dambuster and wished I hadn't, I doubt that the hat would have added to the excitement but at least I could have pulled the brim down over my eyes and therefore concentrate on the job in hand, unfortunately because I wasn't wearing my hat I could see what was going on and couldn't help thinking that the question 'does my bum look big in this' would be equally applicable if worded, 'does my bum look big on this'
Despite my lack of suitable apparall for the reverse cowgirl whick I now know to be a hat and chaps I can at least claim to letting out the occasional yell of...."yeeehaaa" and "ride em cowboy". I can also probably claim that given the length of my toe nails at the time of this act, they could possibly be viewed as spurs and therefore count towards the cowboy outfit.
Now you're really confusing me. I thought the person on top was supposed to wear the gear.
Is this where the expression chapped lips comes from??
don't be ridiculous Tune, I can't say for others, but mrs davej makes a shite cowboy, her face stubble isn't thick enough, she can't roll a cigerette with one hand to save her life and can't hum Ennio Morricone compositions whilst having a shag .
Sex God
Hi BB
Just to brighten your day.
Can i just let you in on a wee secret.
One of the best shags that i have ever had, and boy have i had one or two
was with a guy who only had one leg :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I know you will have both working again soon but just thought i would tell ya that.
G x
Just to brighten your day.
Can i just let you in on a wee secret.
One of the best shags that i have ever had, and boy have i had one or two
was with a guy who only had one leg :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I know you will have both working again soon but just thought i would tell ya that.
G x
