Sexual equality on the site.....

6 Sep 2004

oi! it is.
if you count all the dodgy one-liners i send out that i keep in me savebox for the cut-n-paste, well there's <<< counts pages x 40 pm's a page etc etc >>> well hundreds obviously!
and as for the mince, you're just trying to push me into a rant aren't you. well i don't rant anymore. been there done that! cheeky fecker . . . .
<<< goes right off on one . . . >>>
n ;-)

6 Sep 2004

In all the time I've been on this site, the most sexually explicit pm I've ever had was.......................................................................................................................................................
Nice Arse
I'm definetely doing something wrong here :doh:
Jas
XXX

6 Sep 2004

I wish to state that I agree completely with the sentiments of this thread, Charlotte is registered for a couple of weeks and she has twice as many PM's as I've had in 5 flaming months. mad

:x :x
So come on ladies send me your "fancy a shag Pm's", Neil and Easy and only faking, they are timewasters who won't reply to you so send them here instead.
Please......Please......Please.......
Roger the Dragon.
(PM box wide open and ready to receive the most depraved fantasies of the SH women.)

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
In all the time I've been on this site, the most sexually explicit pm I've ever had was.......................................................................................................................................................
Nice Arse
I'm definetely doing something wrong here :doh:
Jas
XXX

I get the occasional "nice avatar" and Clare_Lincs & Venus have found the comfy couch in my pm ... gonna introduce Neil to it's delights later ;) but I get very few otherwise :cry:
dunno

6 Sep 2004

don't be daft ladies. them dragons'll just eat yer! <<< realises what he just said . . . :doh: >>>
just to lend you a hand roger, ya know!
n ;-)

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
In all the time I've been on this site, the most sexually explicit pm I've ever had was.......................................................................................................................................................
Nice Arse
I'm definetely doing something wrong here :doh:
Jas
XXX

I had one that was similar except it said
"You are an arse"
and I never did reply so
Easy......thanks.

6 Sep 2004

Never have I seen such blatant begging:shock:
My god guys are you all desperate or what????
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
ME TOO :!: :!: :!:
redface

ops: :oops:

6 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
don't be daft ladies. them dragons'll just eat yer!

See even Neil recongnizes my skills and wants you all to PM me!!! lol

:lol: :lol:
Roger the Dragon (On hand to suck, nibble and lick for hours on end.)
:P :P :P

6 Sep 2004

@ davej
Anyway - what makes you think all us women get sexually explicit ones.
I've had the odd one or two (mainly from newbies).
The majority of the rest (and I've had a few rolleyes

) are really respectful (more's the pity!), hilarious (in a nice way) or just complete bollox (tm TuneEssence 2004)
Hugs, Alex x x x x

6 Sep 2004

Quote by davej
In all the time I've been on this site, the most sexually explicit pm I've ever had was................................................................................
Nice Arse
I'm definetely doing something wrong here :doh:
Jas
XXX

I had one that was similar except it said
"You are an arse"
and I never did reply so
Easy......thanks.
Yep, I had a similar one too
"Up your arse" ...........
had the word "shoveit" before it too
and this icon
:undecided:

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
@ davej
Anyway - what makes you think all us women get sexually explicit ones.
I've had the odd one or two (mainly from newbies).
The majority of the rest (and I've had a few ) are really respectful (more's the pity!), hilarious (in a nice way) or just complete bollox (tm TuneEssence 2004)
Hugs, Alex x x x x

:D :D
Roger runs off to compose a sexually explicit and not very respectful PM for Alex.
bolt

6 Sep 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Yep, I had a similar one too
"Up your arse" ...........
had the word "shoveit" before it too
and this icon
:undecided:

I was having an off day and wont do it again promise kiss

6 Sep 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Never have I seen such blatant begging:shock:
My god guys are you all desperate or what????
:

YES.......next question. !!!!

6 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I'm all for sexual equality, but I'm not supporting this - well I can't..... if I started sending sexually explicit PMs to the guys on here, they would all be SHIT SCARED...... they're all TOOOOO SOFT!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Huh! You reckon? Anyone want a good soaping???

6 Sep 2004

Quote by JudyTV
All this is disgusting...I only came on looking for a Monday evening after tea shag to help finish of the bottle of Tesco red wine and it turns into absolute mayhem.
I want go to the stocks with Alex, I wana go to the stocks with Alex. is there any stocks in Wigan? no ?...........I wana be ties up with Alex, I wana be tied up with Alex.
JudyTV

I don't know........
First it's your villa in the carribean,
then a seedy hotel in manchester
Now the Stocks!!!!!!! :roll:
Hey - wait a minute - there is a pub called the Stocks Tavern only about 5 miles away!!!!
THAT'S what Jags must have meant!
OKAY Judy - see you there in 30 mins!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snogs!
Alex x x x

6 Sep 2004

I remember pming someone saying that i wanted some adult conversation and all i got back was "fancy a shag" lol

then i had to respond saying that adult conversation meant intelligent mature conversation some men rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I remember pming someone saying that i wanted some adult conversation and all i got back was "fancy a shag" then i had to respond saying that adult conversation meant intelligent mature conversation some men :roll: :roll:

Sounds pretty mature to me. What're you complaining about - huh some women!!

6 Sep 2004

Quote by westerross
Sounds pretty mature to me. What're you complaining about - huh some women!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Sep 2004

Yep - sounded mature to me!
At least they seemed to value your opinion by ASKING if you FANCIED a shag!!!!!!

6 Sep 2004

No. not Stocks Tavern, not Stocksfield and not Stockton lol

Good old 'tie them up and flog them within an inch of cumming' public stocks :lol: :lol:
NEVER had a sexually suggestive PM (well, only one and I cherish it) so you blokes stop moaning otherwise I will have to bring in more floggers!
rotflmao

:happy: :happy:

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Jags
No. not Stocks Tavern, not Stocksfield and not Stockton
Good old 'tie them up and flog them within an inch of cumming' public stocks :lol: :lol:
NEVER had a sexually suggestive PM (well, only one and I cherish it) so you blokes stop moaning otherwise I will have to bring in more floggers!
:happy: :happy:

Oh dear - looks like I'll just have to get into this S & M thing after all!
Mind you I have just received one hell of an erotic PM!
Even included one of my unspoken fantasies too!
He must have read my mind.
All I can say is - thank you kind sir!

6 Sep 2004

<<< strokes his chin in thoughtful mode . . . >>>
somewhere in my pm box there is one of my erotic porno pm's. i could change the names to protect the not-so-innocent, stick XXXXXX for you to fill in the gaps with the various anatomical detail you're most comfortable with, which would also make it applicable to both sexes, and post it here. hey presto, porno pm template!
what d'ya reck?
naw bugger off and write your own!
n ;-)

6 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
somewhere in my pm box there is one of my erotic porno pm's. i could change the names to protect the not-so-innocent, stick XXXXXX for you to fill in the gaps with the various anatomical detail you're most comfortable with, which would also make it applicable to both sexes, and post it here. hey presto, porno pm template!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Awwww can't I just borrow the 'Porno Template'? Just for an evening cool

6 Sep 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Awwww can't I just borrow the 'Porno Template'? Just for an evening

Misschief ...you don't want to be bothered with templates....these things should be spontaneous, sponsored by the pounding heart , created in the fertility of sexually charged anticipation, fired by the heat pulsing through ones loins, empassioned by the images conjured in the erotic plains of ones mind, urged on by the rushing blood coursing through ones veins....
so.....fancy a shag then??? rolleyes

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
No. not Stocks Tavern, not Stocksfield and not Stockton
Good old 'tie them up and flog them within an inch of cumming' public stocks :lol: :lol:
NEVER had a sexually suggestive PM (well, only one and I cherish it) so you blokes stop moaning otherwise I will have to bring in more floggers!
:happy: :happy:

Oh dear - looks like I'll just have to get into this S & M thing after all!
Mind you I have just received one hell of an erotic PM!
Even included one of my unspoken fantasies too!
He must have read my mind.
All I can say is - thank you kind sir!
I have to ask ........ what was the unspoken fantasy? wink

6 Sep 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
I have to ask ........ what was the unspoken fantasy?

Now that would be telling! :wink:

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra

I have to ask ........ what was the unspoken fantasy?

Now that would be telling! :wink:
And it wouldn't be unspoken anymore..Tskkkkkkkkk some people rolleyes

:roll:

6 Sep 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist

I have to ask ........ what was the unspoken fantasy?

Now that would be telling! :wink:
And it wouldn't be unspoken anymore..Tskkkkkkkkk some people rolleyes

:roll:
Although..............................welll...........................errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Maybe you could act it out ??? :twisted:

6 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra

I have to ask ........ what was the unspoken fantasy?

Now that would be telling! :wink:
Grrrrrrrr, lol

:lol: :lol: . I think I may be able to guess though. :wink:

6 Sep 2004

Anyway folks
It seems we are in danger of hijacking Easy's thread.
To get back to the point - Easy was complaining that he wasn't getting any
getting any sexually explicit PMs, that is!