Quote by niceguysdoexist
Misschief ...you don't want to be bothered with templates....these things should be spontaneous, sponsored by the pounding heart , created in the fertility of sexually charged anticipation, fired by the heat pulsing through ones loins, empassioned by the images conjured in the erotic plains of ones mind, urged on by the rushing blood coursing through ones veins....
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so.....fancy a shag then???
Quote by westerross
I'm trying to figure out how to say I would like lots of sexually suggestive PMs without sounding like a sad bastard.
<<<<thinks>>>>> 'Am I going to ditch this clean cut persona.....?
Oh alright I was trying to make it look clean cut.
I think that's the sad bastard bit firmly established then?
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief ...you don't want to be bothered with templates....these things should be spontaneous, sponsored by the pounding heart , created in the fertility of sexually charged anticipation, fired by the heat pulsing through ones loins, empassioned by the images conjured in the erotic plains of ones mind, urged on by the rushing blood coursing through ones veins....
Quote by niceguysdoexist
so.....fancy a shag then???
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Alexandra
Tell you what TE - try one out on me!!!!!!
Quote by rogerthedragon
Yes, (Cough, Cough) sorry Alex. (Straightens self up and tries to look serious and respectable.)
Do you think Easy would like a PM from me?
Sorry that slipped out in a moment of weakness.
Roger the contrite Dragon.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I remember pming someone saying that i wanted some adult conversation and all i got back was "fancy a shag":roll: :roll:
Quote by deancannock
I remember pming someone saying that i wanted some adult conversation and all i got back was "fancy a shag"
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I remember pming someone saying that i wanted some adult conversation and all i got back was "fancy a shag"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by rogerthedragon
No. not Stocks Tavern, not Stocksfield and not Stockton
Good old 'tie them up and flog them within an inch of cumming' public stocks :lol: :lol:
NEVER had a sexually suggestive PM (well, only one and I cherish it) so you blokes stop moaning otherwise I will have to bring in more floggers!
Oh dear - looks like I'll just have to get into this S & M thing after all! 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: it's quite good honest. it worked for me. but sadly not for her. another pm bites the dust! i have loads more one liners not to worry.
it is a bit special tho so i've decided not to share it! 
