sexual terminology you dont like

7 Jul 2006

An ex used to refer to it as "The Bearded Clam" eeewwwww

8 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ok, personally I think fuck buddy is acceptable enough, it's pretty much a swinger for those that think swinging is weird. lol
Here's a few wronguns though:
Axe Wound
Gash
Spam Purse
Slot
Spaz Hole
Flange
Minge is pretty grim too.
:doh:

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I have NEVER heard that before.... that is so wrong but SO funny!
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you'll be telling me next you've never been asked if you've got an overly copacious sausage wallet wink

(thats a rather big spam purse, incase you're wondering)
:giggle:
No I hadn't heard of that either! redface

Maybe it's because I'm such a lady! :D

9 Jul 2006

What do you think about?:
Wooded Valley
Heavenly gates
Well of desire.

9 Jul 2006

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What do you think about?:
Wooded Valley
Heavenly gates
Well of desire.

Location, location, location lol

10 Jul 2006

Quote by LovesOlderWomen
What do you think about?:
Wooded Valley
Heavenly gates
Well of desire.

Location, location, location lol

Just south of the 'equator'.

10 Jul 2006

prick............ confused

10 Jul 2006

"Over my dead body"....
Does the lady think I'm in to Necrophilia dunno

12 Jul 2006

If the cock's good, he can say what he damn well likes lol

13 Jul 2006

Quote by BabyBrenda
I don't like fuckbuddy - it's awful & the least sexy way to describe casual encounters lol.
there're loads more I just can't think.

yip hate fuckbuddy think swinging partner is better lol

13 Jul 2006

I've got a partner who's not a swinger so that wouldn't work for him. I prefer 'intimate friend' wink

13 Jul 2006

It's not really 'sexual terminology' as such, but I cannot stand the term 'Hubby'

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
It's not really 'sexual terminology' as such, but I cannot stand the term 'Hubby'

I just call mine 'bastard' these days rolleyes

that's ex hubby bastard in case you were wondering :giggle:

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's not really 'sexual terminology' as such, but I cannot stand the term 'Hubby'

I just call mine 'bastard' these days rolleyes

that's ex hubby bastard in case you were wondering :giggle:
Sassy! lol

I don't know why I don't like the word. dunno

I'm strange... what can I tell ya?

13 Jul 2006

Have to agree with spit roast and the other i dont like or i suppose dont get is dogging, but maybe thats just me!!lol
And while i'm here just have to say hey Essex sorry cant agree with your Take That reference but again thts just me hehe

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
It's not really 'sexual terminology' as such, but I cannot stand the term 'Hubby'

That's what I call Steve..... Well I call him one of 3 things actually..... Hubby, old man (seeing as he is younger than me that is one for trades descriptions :lol2: ) or fat bastard.... :giggle: bolt

13 Jul 2006

Quote by tyneside4fun
I don't like fuckbuddy - it's awful & the least sexy way to describe casual encounters lol.
there're loads more I just can't think.

yip hate fuckbuddy think swinging partner is better lol
Surely 'swinging partner' and 'fuck-buddy' can be two different things confused

13 Jul 2006

I had a vanilla FB who wasn't remotely interested in swinging so I'm not really sure what he'd be called dunno

13 Jul 2006

This isnâ€™t really a sexual terminology, more a case of what someone said.
I was watching a scene where a woman was being double penetrated. In the heat of the action she turned to the camera to announce â€œ Mmmmmâ€¦â€¦â€¦..One in my pink, and one up my stink!â€ :shock:
That comment just made me cringe and laugh out loud at the same time!

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Dante
.One in my pink, and one up my stink!â€ :shock:
That comment just made me cringe and laugh out loud at the same time!

Eeuuuuwwww ! :shock:

14 Jul 2006

this may be a scottish (or just glaswegian one):
"getting yer hole"
kind of a schoolyard one, but my ex hubby said it to me once and my jaw just dropped.
but then he was a fanny, a cunt and a prick all at the same time.

14 Jul 2006

std's

14 Jul 2006

Has anybody had axe wound yet? Or Bubble gum? Sayings ive heard used a few times to refer to a womans bits. I don't like TWAT.
I prefer to call it a flower or a snatch depending on the context im using it, if im trying to be romantic i'll call it a flower, if im trying to be erotic and horny i'll call it a snatch.
What do you think?

14 Jul 2006

Ewww I really dislike snatch personally. blink

14 Jul 2006

You can't please everyone lol. What do you like to call it? Another one i don't like is GASH. You hear em all in my job. lol

14 Jul 2006

A rat, fur burger, hairy cup, a wizards sleeve oh and of course for the back passage i could always kick your back doors in! :shock: lol
I told you theres loads, the list is endless

14 Jul 2006

Quote by chrisanddiane
A rat, fur burger, hairy cup, a wizards sleeve oh and of course for the back passage i could always kick your back doors in! :shock: lol
I told you theres loads, the list is endless

hello you two wave

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Ewww I really dislike snatch personally.

really? I thought it was quite a good film all in all.
;) lol

Gem. x

14 Jul 2006

Quote by little gem
Ewww I really dislike snatch personally.

really? I thought it was quite a good film all in all.
;) lol

Gem. x
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is disgusting aswell... rolleyes

I hate to hear that in bed aswell :cry:

14 Jul 2006

seriously... there are very few sexual words that repulse me.
I do hate the term 'jam rag' for tampon though. *puke*
kiss

Gem. x

14 Jul 2006

Quote by little gem
Ewww I really dislike snatch personally.

really? I thought it was quite a good film all in all.
;) lol

Gem. x
:giggle:
I enjoyed that film actually!
For me snatch is like gash... really hate them. :blink:
Give me old fashioned english whilst in the throes of passion any day!
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