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sexual terminology you dont like
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ok, personally I think fuck buddy is acceptable enough, it's pretty much a swinger for those that think swinging is weird. lol
Here's a few wronguns though:
Axe Wound
Gash
Spam Purse
Slot
Spaz Hole
Flange
Minge is pretty grim too.
:doh:
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I have NEVER heard that before.... that is so wrong but SO funny!
you'll be telling me next you've never been asked if you've got an overly copacious sausage wallet
(thats a rather big spam purse, incase you're wondering)
:giggle:
No I hadn't heard of that either!
Maybe it's because I'm such a lady! :D If the cock's good, he can say what he damn well likes lol
Orgasminator
Quote by BabyBrenda
I don't like fuckbuddy - it's awful & the least sexy way to describe casual encounters lol.
there're loads more I just can't think.
yip hate fuckbuddy think swinging partner is better lol
I've got a partner who's not a swinger so that wouldn't work for him. I prefer 'intimate friend'
It's not really 'sexual terminology' as such, but I cannot stand the term 'Hubby'
Quote by Kiss_Me
It's not really 'sexual terminology' as such, but I cannot stand the term 'Hubby'
I just call mine 'bastard' these days
that's ex hubby bastard in case you were wondering :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's not really 'sexual terminology' as such, but I cannot stand the term 'Hubby'
I just call mine 'bastard' these days
that's ex hubby bastard in case you were wondering :giggle:
Sassy!
I don't know why I don't like the word.
I'm strange... what can I tell ya?
Quote by Kiss_Me
It's not really 'sexual terminology' as such, but I cannot stand the term 'Hubby'
That's what I call Steve..... Well I call him one of 3 things actually..... Hubby, old man (seeing as he is younger than me that is one for trades descriptions :lol2: ) or fat bastard.... :giggle: 
Quote by tyneside4fun
I don't like fuckbuddy - it's awful & the least sexy way to describe casual encounters lol.
there're loads more I just can't think.
yip hate fuckbuddy think swinging partner is better lol
Surely 'swinging partner' and 'fuck-buddy' can be two different things
This isn’t really a sexual terminology, more a case of what someone said.
I was watching a scene where a woman was being double penetrated. In the heat of the action she turned to the camera to announce “ Mmmmm………..One in my pink, and one up my stink!†:shock:
That comment just made me cringe and laugh out loud at the same time!
I was watching a scene where a woman was being double penetrated. In the heat of the action she turned to the camera to announce “ Mmmmm………..One in my pink, and one up my stink!†:shock:
That comment just made me cringe and laugh out loud at the same time!
Quote by Dante
.One in my pink, and one up my stink!†:shock:
That comment just made me cringe and laugh out loud at the same time!
Eeuuuuwwww ! :shock:
this may be a scottish (or just glaswegian one):
"getting yer hole"
kind of a schoolyard one, but my ex hubby said it to me once and my jaw just dropped.
but then he was a fanny, a cunt and a prick all at the same time.
"getting yer hole"
kind of a schoolyard one, but my ex hubby said it to me once and my jaw just dropped.
but then he was a fanny, a cunt and a prick all at the same time.
Warming the Bed
std's
Has anybody had axe wound yet? Or Bubble gum? Sayings ive heard used a few times to refer to a womans bits. I don't like TWAT.
I prefer to call it a flower or a snatch depending on the context im using it, if im trying to be romantic i'll call it a flower, if im trying to be erotic and horny i'll call it a snatch.
What do you think?
I prefer to call it a flower or a snatch depending on the context im using it, if im trying to be romantic i'll call it a flower, if im trying to be erotic and horny i'll call it a snatch.
What do you think?
Ewww I really dislike snatch personally. 
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
Ewww I really dislike snatch personally.
really? I thought it was quite a good film all in all.
;)
Gem. x
Warming the Bed
Quote by little gem
Ewww I really dislike snatch personally.
really? I thought it was quite a good film all in all.
;)
Gem. x
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is disgusting aswell...
I hate to hear that in bed aswell :cry:
Sex God
seriously... there are very few sexual words that repulse me.
I do hate the term 'jam rag' for tampon though. *puke*
Gem. x
Quote by little gem
Ewww I really dislike snatch personally.
really? I thought it was quite a good film all in all.
;)
Gem. x
:giggle:
I enjoyed that film actually!
For me snatch is like gash... really hate them. :blink:
Give me old fashioned english whilst in the throes of passion any day!
