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roger743
Sex God
DID YOU KNOW that I've never had sex in the month of September? That occurred to me just now; never realised it before...
Anyone have any similar trivia?
VenusnMars
Sex God
Not surprised if you were sleeping in your granny`s bed surprised
What a quaint bedspread you have there.
Horlicks anyone? biggrin
Venusxxx
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Nobody on Swinging Heaven, and I mean absolutely nobody, has ever had sex with Roger in the month of September. Go figure. biggrin
The__Shadow
Sexlightened
Never not had sex on my birthday (since being an age to)
Unknown User
Quote by roger743
DID YOU KNOW that I've never had sex in the month of September? That occurred to me just now; never realised it before...
Anyone have any similar trivia?

Errr... there are probably many months of the year I haven't had sex in............. but I'd rather not dwell on anything so depressing rolleyes wink surprised
roger743
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Not surprised if you were sleeping in your granny`s bed surprised
What a quaint bedspread you have there.

You insult my bedspread, you insult me! En guard! duel
roger743
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Nobody on Swinging Heaven, and I mean absolutely nobody, has ever had sex with Roger in the month of September. Go figure. biggrin

You know, you could remove a few words there and still be accurate. lol
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by roger743
Nobody on Swinging Heaven, and I mean absolutely nobody, has ever had sex with Roger in the month of September. Go figure. biggrin

You know, you could remove a few words there and still be accurate. lol
Nobody on Swinging Heaven, and I mean absolutely nobody, has ever had sex?
butters999999
Orgasminator
I did about 2 hours ago at work......................
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Nobody on Swinging Heaven, and I mean absolutely nobody, has ever had sex with Roger in the month of September. Go figure. biggrin

You know, you could remove a few words there and still be accurate. lol
Nobody on Swinging Heaven, and I mean absolutely nobody, has ever had sex?
:gagged:
:giggle:
bolt
payne
Sex God
My sex trivia... I have never had sex with a dog..... once with a complete cow, but never a dog!! :shock:
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
or VenusnMars :P :P :P
or Butters999999 :P :P :P
or Dawn Mids :P :P :P

I am unable to say the same
marmalaid
Sex God
:gagged:
because I have a plaster over my mouth!
Re__Lapse
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
I've never had sex with xxdevil69 :P :P :P
or VenusnMars
or Butters999999
or Dawn Mids

I have, I whish. cool
Only in my dreams redface
Unknown User
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :idea: :idea: :idea:
that just reminded me i havnt had sex for 9 hours !!!!!!!!
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
jaky xxxx
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Re-Lapse
I have, I wish. cool
Only in my dreams redface

Oh was I any good? lol
Dawn :silly:
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
I never had sex with the guy who came to fix my washing machine.......GUTTED mad
butters999999
Orgasminator
Quote by marmalaid
or VenusnMars :P :P :P
or Butters999999 :P :P :P
or Dawn Mids :P :P :P

I am unable to say the same
lol name dropper! xxxx
butters999999
Orgasminator
Quote by Scandal
or VenusnMars :P :P :P
or Butters999999 :P :P :P
or Dawn Mids :P :P :P

That's because you have never asked rolleyes
Vix
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
or VenusnMars :P :P :P
or Butters999999 :P :P :P
or Dawn Mids :P :P :P

I am unable to say the same
Am thinking it may, just possibly, be easier for you to name people, from here, who you have not had sex with, Chris. rolleyes
Jealous, moi?
celticq
Sex God
Today I've had a very bad experience involving Marmalaid - and I'm very very worried about it
celticq
Sex God
This morning I printed 40 menus which said "RED ONION MARMALAID" on them.
The worrying part of this is that I spell checked it, so it means that for some reason I have added Marmalaid to my dictionary :shock:
Luckily I had only laminated 12 of them before I gave them to someone else to read redface
Vix
Sex God
Quote by celticq
This morning I printed 40 menus which said "RED ONION MARMALAID" on them.
The worrying part of this is that I spell checked it, so it means that for some reason I have added Marmalaid to my dictionary :shock:
Luckily I had only laminated 12 of them before I gave them to someone else to read redface

Yeah, that is worth being worried about, hun.
celticq
Sex God
Would you be more scared to know that Vix is in it too ? :shock:
Vix
Sex God
Quote by celticq
Would you be more scared to know that Vix is in it too ? :shock:

Nah.... am pretending to be though, natch.
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by celticq
The worrying part of this is that I spell checked it, so it means that for some reason I have added Marmalaid to my dictionary :shock:

I can think of a few things I`d add Marmalaid to, and not one of them is my dictionary :twisted:
Venusxxx
Tigz
Sexpert
I always thought it ws spelled marmalade??
Maybe thats my sexual trivia, more worried about spelling than getting any..
Help the cold weather in switzerland is destroying my sex drive!!!!! I need assistance
Sean
celticq
Sex God
Your are thinking of the citrus (or sometimes red onion) preserve - marmalade
We are talking about the duvet monster :shock: - Marmalaid :twisted:
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Vix
or VenusnMars :P :P :P
or Butters999999 :P :P :P
or Dawn Mids :P :P :P

I am unable to say the same
Am thinking it may, just possibly, be easier for you to name people, from here, who you have not had sex with, Chris. rolleyes
Jealous, moi?
Oooh, bitch, it's just because YOU want me too!!!
That really is so unfair and so untrue... now let me think there's got to be someone...