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Hi all!
Having found only a few genuinely incredibly sexy hotels, but plenty of rather grim, characterless hotels where the rooms are dingy and the food awful (not that we should be up for breakfast!) I was wondering where everybody else recommends?
Our faves (so far) are:
Hotel Pelirocco in Brighton
Pavillion Hotel in London
So where do you all adore to be indulged?
F&N
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The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living soul about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:
Quote by ukkeith
The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living sole about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:

So presumably, at the sexist place with the lake that had dead sole (fish) in it, someone was staring at you making love, then the wood nymphs (dryad) used the cloths to dry you?
Sorry, couldn't resist...it had to be done lol
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Sorry, couldn't resist...it had to be done lol

I am so sorry your fish could not see past the fish
Quote by ukkeith
The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living sole about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:

Oooh at nekkidness!!!
Just got to love it :twisted:
Cathy x
(Deliberate sp FB wink )
Quote by ukkeith
Sorry, couldn't resist...it had to be done lol

I am so sorry you fish could not see past the fish
What?
It took some minor thought/decoding processes to work out what you meant to say. I used your words to present a humorous account.
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The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living sole about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:

Oooh at nekkidness!!!
Just got to love it :twisted:
Cathy x
(Deliberate sp FB wink )
I know, honey. Silly me, trying to be funny. I'll just fuck off and read my book for a bit (no spelling mistakes there)
The Albright Hussey in Shrewsbury is very a massive jacuzzi in the Hussey suit. The food is Excellent as well. Then there is the Grand Hotel in Brighton as long as you have a sea view room and we had an amazing romantic meal over looking the bay of Naples in a hotel called the San Francisco which used to be a monastry
Quote by freckledbird
The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living sole about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:

Oooh at nekkidness!!!
Just got to love it :twisted:
Cathy x
(Deliberate sp FB wink )
I know, honey. Silly me, trying to be funny. I'll just fuck off and read my book for a bit (no spelling mistakes there)
No, don't go, I am getting quite fed up with people's inability to use their own language effectively. In fact it is keeping me out of SH as it is hard nowadays to find an eloquent and intelligent poster.
Quote by Tania
The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living sole about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:

Oooh at nekkidness!!!
Just got to love it :twisted:
Cathy x
(Deliberate sp FB wink )
I know, honey. Silly me, trying to be funny. I'll just fuck off and read my book for a bit (no spelling mistakes there)
No, don't go, I am getting quite fed up with people's inability to use their own language effectively. In fact it is keeping me out of SH as it is hard nowadays to find an eloquent and intelligent poster.
Don't often feel the need to post back 'in response' to someone but just to say I wasn't having a pop at Mrs FB - all was done in jokey fashion. Apologies if you took it that way FB x
As for finding an 'eloquent and intelligent poster,' Tania, yeah I do like to see people applying a bit of thought to things, but also like to see people just enjoying the fact that this isn't somewhere where they feel they are going to be pulled for things they post - re the intelligent bit. It's generally good old banter and bollox anyhow, which is how it should be!
Nekkidness looked way better and suited my mood more than nakedness anyway :wink:
Kisses
Cathy x
travel inn,,, sexy as fuck with the right companions biggrin :D :D wink
As for sexy hotels - only ever seem to get to travel taverns and the like - not incredibly sexy but I suppose it is what you make it!!!!
Cathy x
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travel inn,,, sexy as fuck with the right companions biggrin :D :D wink

Exactly what she said lol :lol: :lol:
Fee
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Quote by Tania
The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living sole about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:

Oooh at nekkidness!!!
Just got to love it :twisted:
Cathy x
(Deliberate sp FB wink )
I know, honey. Silly me, trying to be funny. I'll just fuck off and read my book for a bit (no spelling mistakes there)
No, don't go, I am getting quite fed up with people's inability to use their own language effectively. In fact it is keeping me out of SH as it is hard nowadays to find an eloquent and intelligent poster.
The only thing I will say to my critics is Judge not lest ye be judged.
It must be so hard having to be incredibly perfect all the time.
Cathy I didn't take what you said the wrong way, not at all.
kiss
Ukkeith, I was only trying to have a laugh with what I posted, it wasn't intended to be critical at all. Nobody says you have to be perfect; you took what I posted in the wrong way. Some of the mistakes were so obvious to me that I messed about with some of the words you wrote, that's all. biggrin Please don't be offended. that wasn't my intention.
If nothing else, this goes to show that what you type, is something vastly different from what you actually mean.
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Cathy I didn't take what you said the wrong way, not at all.
kiss
Ukkeith, I was only trying to have a laugh with what I posted, it wasn't intended to be critical at all. Nobody says you have to be perfect; you took what I posted in the wrong way. Some of the mistakes were so obvious to me that I messed about with some of the words you wrote, that's all. biggrin Please don't be offended. that wasn't my intention.
If nothing else, this goes to show that what you type, is something vastly different from what you actually mean.

That’s ok Bev :kiss: ! being dyslexic can make you some what defensive, I know some others are in the same boat as me self. I am not just talking for my self when I tell you it takes some balls to post on any site knowing that some one it sitting there ready to take the piss.
The Peninsula Hotel in Hong Kong does it for me
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Surely it's who you are with rather than the place that makes it sexy?
Or am I barking up the wrong tree?
John
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Quote by hornyred and dino
travel inn,,, sexy as fuck with the right companions biggrin :D :D wink

I second, third, fourth and fifth that....in fact, lets make it a gang bang! lol
Been in some very expensive hotels such as the Marriott Hanbury Manor, just souless im afraid. Pretty to look at but no substance.
All of the Mal Maison hotels are incredibly chic and very, very sexy. The Lowry in Manchester is high on the sexy scale too! wink
Quote by ukkeith
Cathy I didn't take what you said the wrong way, not at all.
kiss
Ukkeith, I was only trying to have a laugh with what I posted, it wasn't intended to be critical at all. Nobody says you have to be perfect; you took what I posted in the wrong way. Some of the mistakes were so obvious to me that I messed about with some of the words you wrote, that's all. biggrin Please don't be offended. that wasn't my intention.
If nothing else, this goes to show that what you type, is something vastly different from what you actually mean.

That’s ok Bev :kiss: ! being dyslexic can make you some what defensive, I know some others are in the same boat as me self. I am not just talking for my self when I tell you it takes some balls to post on any site knowing that some one it sitting there ready to take the piss.
Agreed
Quote by hornyred and dino
travel inn,,, sexy as fuck with the right companions biggrin :D :D wink

My sexiest experience yet was in a Travel Inn. smile
Quote by Surreychap
All of the Mal Maison hotels are incredibly chic and very, very sexy. The Lowry in Manchester is high on the sexy scale too! wink

I found Mal MAison in Newcastle quite the opposite, a bit too dreary and minimalistic for me - and room service wouldn't bring me a sandwich!
Quote by Fitandnaughty
Hi all!
Having found only a few genuinely incredibly sexy hotels, but plenty of rather grim, characterless hotels where the rooms are dingy and the food awful (not that we should be up for breakfast!) I was wondering where everybody else recommends?
Our faves (so far) are:
Hotel Pelirocco in Brighton
Pavillion Hotel in London
So where do you all adore to be indulged?
F&N
biggrin

Pelirocco is good, but Blanch House in Brighton is far better
I was reading an article the other day about how internet and text message language are eroding the British language ... and it's hard to discount that point of view when you look at the average forum online.
Personally, I find lazy writing really irritating. Pet hates include cud, wud, accept/except substituted, woz etc.
I'm also yet to see someone get pulled up for illiteracy online and not claim to be dyslexic!
As far as this type of forum only being a place for lightweight banter ... why? Surely sexuality is an interesting topic for discussion, especially amongst those living an alternative lifestyle? Or is it all to be "Carry On" style double entendre and small talk?
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I was reading an article the other day about how internet and text message language are eroding the British language ... and it's hard to discount that point of view when you look at the average forum online.
Personally, I find lazy writing really irritating. Pet hates include cud, wud, accept/except substituted, woz etc.
I'm also yet to see someone get pulled up for illiteracy online and not claim to be dyslexic!
As far as this type of forum only being a place for lightweight banter ... why? Surely sexuality is an interesting topic for discussion, especially amongst those living an alternative lifestyle? Or is it all to be "Carry On" style double entendre and small talk?
worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Fair enough! I've never put a price on sexiness though! wink
Well we are staying on houseboat in Amsterdam in a couple of weeks. I'm sure that will be sexy.