Sexy Party Games

1 May 2010

Quote by the_Laird
Having not watched the trailer is it only me that thinks the "Human Centipede" sounds like some party game BIoke would come up with for his sex party???

This comment on another thread made me think...
What party games could be played with a new sexy twist?
Cos I'm thinking of offering myself up as Party Game Organiser at Bloke's Virtual Fantasy Sex Party.
:giggle:

1 May 2010

naked twister

1 May 2010

strip scrabble?

1 May 2010

Every hole's a goal
What dunno

1 May 2010

Quote by the_Laird
Every hole's a goal
What

How thing's change?!
Is that like snooker but without the rules & are you drunk? lol

1 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
Every hole's a goal
What

How thing's change?!
Is that like snooker but without the rules & are you drunk? lol

Not drunk for sure, I was being facetious. I'm the perfect Gentleman at parties wink

1 May 2010

Quote by Gufuncouple
strip scrabble?

Now that sounds kinda fun! :giggle:

1 May 2010

Quote by secksy_cpl
naked twister

Do you know, I've never played it naked... :rascal:

1 May 2010

we once played jenga for tequila shots
it was fun
Mr secks

1 May 2010

Mal has some good ones... allegedly. But he's on his jollies sad

'Truth or dare' is always good although I've seen married pals really fall out over that before now after a few drinks confused

Apparently 'she' thought 'he' knew she'd shagged some of his rugby team mates!
'Blindfolded blow jobs' is cool although make sure the dog's outside.
'Who can fit a melon up their bum-hole first?' is also good but best played later in the evening.
And then there's always 'soggy biscuit' for the more competitive boys!
wink

1 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
And then there's always 'soggy biscuit' for the more competitive boys!

:shock:
Huh?! dunno

1 May 2010

Quote by noladreams

And then there's always 'soggy biscuit' for the more competitive boys!

:shock:
Huh?! dunno

dont ask its really really gross

1 May 2010

All the blokes have to wank off over a digestive biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it!
A marine told me about it once lol

1 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
All the blokes have to wank off over a digestive biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it!
A marine told me about it once

<<<< vomits

1 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
All the blokes have to wank off over a digestive biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it!
A marine told me about it once

Bukkake cheesecake haha! Yummm
I've heard of it too from an army friend. He swears its true and he's never lost - but then he would say that ... right?

2 May 2010

Guess wit ra wee scots guys says and ra burd winner gets to gie him wan wink

2 May 2010

I had plans to 'doctor' a big snakes and ladders game I bought off e-bay for adult use (naughty forfeits etc. on the ladders and snakes) :rascal:, but then the kids saw it (fortunately before I had time to make the 'adjustments') and claimed it for themselves sad

. I really must get another.........

2 May 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
Guess wit ra wee scots guys says and ra burd winner gets to gie him wan

ok but is there a second prize?
bolt

Yeah, you have to shag him twice!
:wink:

2 May 2010

Quote by the_Laird
Yeah, you have to shag him twice!

The Boobie prize is, you get to shag the laird lol

2 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
All the blokes have to wank off over a digestive biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it!
A marine told me about it once

I have since found out that BIoke's has a fleabay shop selling these delicacies :shock:
wink

2 May 2010

Quote by woohoo

Yeah, you have to shag him twice!

The Boobie prize is, you get to shag the laird lol

Laird has boobies? :cool:
And yes Woo - gimme your address and I'll mail over a box of my 'freshest' biscuits.. even oat cakes if you want. We all need our oats! :wink:

2 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
All the blokes have to wank off over a digestive biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it!
A marine told me about it once

euggghhhh this takes us back to the unseeing things thread!
Lisa

2 May 2010

Quote by 2esses
All the blokes have to wank off over a digestive biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it!
A marine told me about it once

euggghhhh this takes us back to the unseeing things thread!
Lisa
There'a another one called 'chocolate cream crackers' too.. allegedly... anyone know how to play it? innocent

2 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
All the blokes have to wank off over a digestive biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it!
A marine told me about it once

euggghhhh this takes us back to the unseeing things thread!
Lisa
There'a another one called 'chocolate cream crackers' too.. allegedly... anyone know how to play it? innocent

NOOOOOOOOOO lalalala (rocking in the corner) happy place, happy place.......
Lisa

2 May 2010

Quote by BIoke
Mal has some good ones... allegedly. But he's on his jollies

No allegedly about it! :twisted:
Some of the better ones included:
Female tied to as chair and oral sex is performed on her by the 'guests' and she has to guess who is each one. They never get it right, but hey - who cares!! :grin:
Musical chairs - except there's no music. The aim is for the female to get her partner hard enough to get inside her, then does exactly that. first in wins, but it's not the winning but the taking part that counts :twisted:
My alltime favourite - most oral sex in 60 minutes (or longer) Each player has a score sheet and to add a name to their list they have to perform oral sex for at least 5 minutes. They can be scored out of 3 for each person (why out of 3? Tie break :lol2 smile

Male on female, male on male, female on male, female on female - it worked an absolute treat! lol

Still on my jollies, returning next week - and it's bloody hot here!! :cool:
Mal
:wink:

2 May 2010

Quote by Mal
Mal has some good ones... allegedly. But he's on his jollies

No allegedly about it! :twisted:
Some of the better ones included:
Female tied to as chair and oral sex is performed on her by the 'guests' and she has to guess who is each one. They never get it right, but hey - who cares!! :grin:
Musical chairs - except there's no music. The aim is for the female to get her partner hard enough to get inside her, then does exactly that. first in wins, but it's not the winning but the taking part that counts :twisted:
My alltime favourite - most oral sex in 60 minutes (or longer) Each player has a score sheet and to add a name to their list they have to perform oral sex for at least 5 minutes. They can be scored out of 3 for each person (why out of 3? Tie break :lol2 smile

Male on female, male on male, female on male, female on female - it worked an absolute treat! lol

Still on my jollies, returning next week - and it's bloody hot here!! :cool:
Mal
:wink:
worship

Abdicates all games organisation responsibility to Mal.
And not a soggy biscuit in sight!

2 May 2010

I seem to recall we did use a lot of whipped cream on one game - good job they had wooden flooring!! :grin:
Mal
:cool:

2 May 2010

You forgot the fluffing game :twisted:

2 May 2010

Quote by Sarah
You forgot the fluffing game :twisted:

I didn't want to give them all my party ideas - otherwise they wouldn't need to invite us!! :twisted:
Mal
:cool:

2 May 2010

Quote by Mal
You forgot the fluffing game :twisted:

I didn't want to give them all my party ideas - otherwise they wouldn't need to invite us!! :twisted:
Mal
:cool:
Are you coming then? :twisted: