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Quote by northwest-cpl
But im sure we could have a swinging heaven panto that would work im sure .........
we all have part given and play it out on here lol :lol:

Oh no we couldn't..
OH YES WE COULD
Quote by northwest-cpl
But im sure we could have a swinging heaven panto that would work im sure .........
we all have part given and play it out on here lol :lol:

Oh no we couldn't.
rotflmao
Quote by northwest-cpl
It's behind you.

What, again? evil wink
Quote by Bloke2005
It's behind you.

What, again? evil wink.
lucky you .
Awww come it will be so much fun lol .
OH YES IT WILL
So who's the Villain I want to boo someone ....BOO!!!
DD
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God - we're all bonkers! wink
I should be decorating rolleyes :P
Quote by devondelight
But im sure we could have a swinging heaven panto that would work im sure .........
we all have part given and play it out on here lol :lol:

No way .. there are too many Trannies here and they would all want to be Widow Twanky and we would have a punch up and the Pantomime horse would be in chaos cause there would be squabbles about who was going to be at the back of whom 69position ... and the tree lovers would put the mockers on Jack and the Beanstalk cause they would stand in front of the Beanstalk and stop Jack from cutting it down ... can't you see it would be anarchy rotflmao
DD
Not to mention all the little red riding hoods on here :grin:
I've just found the arse end of our cow, with its own udders!
ROFLMAO... you're too quick for your own good.... but funny wink
Quote by davej
I've just found the arse end of our cow, with its own udders!
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ques up for front lol :lol:
It's even got a bit to attach the leash to biggrin
Quote by debz4u
I've just found the arse end of our cow, with its own udders!
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ques up for front lol :lol:
Sorry - Davej and I have just agreed - he's playing the front :twisted: :P wink
Can i be a milk maid then lol
DaveJ - can debz4u be a milk maid?
Quote by Bloke2005
Sorry - Davej and I have just agreed - he's playing the front :twisted: :P wink

:shock: eeerm I've already coped the part of mucky pete the cowman and besides I've seen your full body shot and a cow with a very fat front end and toned back end is just gonna look silly.....I'd like this production to stay real.
poke sillyoke: smackbottom :smackbottom: .
Your just keeping the best parts for yourself .
come on share and share alike wink
Ok Debz4u... that's you in the front end then and davej as the milk maid.. and the farmer... how about a farmer that likes to dress up as a milk maid - that's far more fitting don't you think?
Quote by Bloke2005
DaveJ - can debz4u be a milk maid?

debz4u now has the part of the milkmaid and if shes gonna tug on that lot six nights a week plus a saturday mattinee she can have double pay!
Quote by Bloke2005
Ok Debz4u... that's you in the front end then and davej as the milk maid.. and the farmer... how about a farmer that likes to dress up as a milk maid - that's far more fitting don't you think?

bollocks I'm not built for heavy work :shock:
Quote by davej
DaveJ - can debz4u be a milk maid?

debz4u now has the part of the milkmaid and if shes gonna tug on that lot six nights a week plus a saturday mattinee she can have double pay!.
aww thanks davej lol dont worry all parts will be safe in my hands .
maybe other places as safer though
Quote by debz4u
DaveJ - can debz4u be a milk maid?

debz4u now has the part of the milkmaid and if shes gonna tug on that lot six nights a week plus a saturday mattinee she can have double pay!.
aww thanks davej lol dont worry all part will be safe in my hands .
maybe other places as safer though
Oh - so I'm watching now am I? rolleyes
wink
Well I think there should be an audition for 'Puss in Boots'
Come on girls get the long leather boots out and lets give the lads a show sillyhwoar:
DD
We need some order in here .
Wheres sgt when you need him he would whip us all into shape
Quote by debz4u
But im sure we could have a swinging heaven panto that would work im sure .........
we all have part given and play it out on here lol :lol:

PMSL....Excellent idea...... wink
I nominate debz4u as the Casting Director.....what do you think debz..?
CheekyChimp.... cool
Robin Hood and theSwingingNun Author Stuart Ardern
Roles Minimum Male roles = 14. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 23. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female. Some of the characters are children. Includes a pantomime horse.
Run time Around 100 minutes.
Music Scores for 8 original songs supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script
Style Strong characters, a running parody of a certain film about a singing nun, puns, sight gags, running jokes and slapstick
Synopsis Richard the Lionheart has gone missing and Prince John is about to usurp the throne. The Sheriff of Nottingham is terrorizing Sherwood Forest and Maid Marian has become a nun! Enter Robin Hood to save the day with a bow, a song and a custard pie.
Price Please click on the Price link to find the cost.
Plus The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
** Rehearsal CD for 'Robin Hood and the Singing Nun' with backing tracks for all the songs, plus an overture.
PMSL DD
puss in boots or back end of cow come on whats the part .
milk maid still sounds good though lol .
Quote by cheekychimp
But im sure we could have a swinging heaven panto that would work im sure .........
we all have part given and play it out on here lol :lol:

PMSL....Excellent idea...... wink
I nominate debz4u as the Casting Director.....what do you think debz..?
CheekyChimp.... cool .
get lost :shock: it was davej who was casting director
:cry: I just know when I send in my pic portfolio I'm gonna get cast as Friar Tuck
Quote by devondelight
Robin Hood and the Swinging Nun Author Stuart Ardern
Roles Minimum Male roles = 14. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 23. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female. Some of the characters are children. Includes a pantomime horse.
Run time Around 100 minutes.
Music Scores for 8 original songs supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script
Style Strong characters, a running parody of a certain film about a singing nun, puns, sight gags, running jokes and slapstick
Synopsis Richard the Lionheart has gone missing and Prince John is about to usurp the throne. The Sheriff of Nottingham is terrorizing Sherwood Forest and Maid Marian has become a nun! Enter Robin Hood to save the day with a bow, a song and a custard pie.
Price Please click on the Price link to find the cost.
Plus The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
** Rehearsal CD for 'Robin Hood and the Singing Nun' with backing tracks for all the songs, plus an overture.
Feedback Click here to find out what other customers said about this script
PMSL DD

DD - was that one you prepared earlier.... you do this for a living then?
Well impressed worship