Little Brother,
Soz a bit confused............ who picked the contestants and who gets to position the camera's ?........................ OOOOOOppppppppppppppsssss and where is Davina ?
Rachel - Lane - your comments have been noted and passed to the secret committee
Little Brother will get back to you!
Rache,
U r a contestant......... u cant ask for anything................ u have to be grateful for whatever u r given................ so shurrup..........lol
Rachel Lane
Little Brother and the Secret Committee have convened to consider your requests, and have decided the following:-
Your Medication Will be Delivered and administered as precsribed.
Mia Has been taken care of and is in safe hands !
All other requests have currently been denied - However they may be re-nogotiated in the future!
At which point did you understand that lthe commitee had supplied any alcohol to the house
This will only be supplied at certyain times as notified.......
<<<goes in the garden to see if i can get over that big wall with razor wire lashed to the top while mumbling under my breath ...bastards bastards no vodka ffs fooking nezbits twonks, poo, bum, crap, pants :cry:
Blonde you have now been arrested by the security guards and are no longer allowed within 150 metres of the house
Rache,
I can't...... I am handcuffed !!!!
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to type with your hands behind your back ?
oooh little brother sorry im asking again b bu bu bub BUT! can the nasty security men escort blondie to the dungeon ??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: and is that violet wand here yet ?? :P
Violet Wands have been around for some time. I have seen some old ones at yard sales that go back to the 1930's and they are still currently produced. They have been used as quack medical machines, skin and muscle toners/ relaxers, etc. the rolls royce of sex aids (We just like them because of the way they light up a sub's eyes! ) They are devices that plug into the wall and convert the household electricity into high-frequency, high voltage. This voltage may be upwards of 30,000 Volts! The electricity is transfered to the willing (or not so willing ) subject in the form of myriads of small sparks.
Technical:
Ordinary household electricity is a low frequency alternating current (120 Volts, 60 Hz in the USA) and is extremely hazardous to come in contact with! The Violet Wand "transforms" the household current by means of what is called a Tesla coil. At the "business" end of the wand is a detachable glass tube filled with Argon gas. When Argon is is excited by a high voltage, it glows with a purple color, hence the name Violet Wand. I have heard of other gasses being used and glowing with different colors. These tubes come in different sizes and shapes... more about attachments later. It also makes a nice evil buzzzzzzzz.
The reason the electricity from the Violet Wand is relatively safe is due to two major items.
Because the electricity is going through the glass attachment there is not a direct connection from the sub to your wall outlet. This is a good thing!! We want the eyes to be wide... not popped out of their sockets!
Because the high voltage produced by the wand is at a high frequency, a phenomenon occurs that is called the "skin effect". Without going into the details, basicaly what happens is that as the frequency of an AC voltage increases, the depth to which that the electricity penetrates a conductor (whether copper wire or human) diminishes. This helps to keep the electricity from the Violet Wand away from internal organs, etc. where electricity just doesn't belong.
Attachments:
Violet Wand attachments come in various shapes and sizes. I have seen glass attachments in the shape of a mushroom (probably the most common attachment), a comb (or rake) shape, a "Y" shape, etc. There is also a metal tube attachment. (see note under SAFETY Considerations).
Using the Wand (or how not to!)
Common sense prevails here. Remember too much of anything can be a bad thing! The sparks from a Violet Wand can be applied most anywhere on the body although one should make a point of avoiding the head and eyes. Experimentation is in order! Remember though, the glass tubes are made out of fairly thin glass... do NOT insert them into any body cavities!!! Should you need to clean your attachments just wipe them off with a damp rag, the glass is not dishwater safe (I broke a mushroom just under hot tap water!)
Avoid too much exposure in one spot at any time. The Wand produces sparks that irritate the skin and the glowing tubes also produce Ultraviolet light. You can produce a localized sunburn!! I remember watching someone play with a Violet Wand once and the next day the women he used it on had redness and blistering on their chests that lasted for least a week.
The Violet Wand produces real sparks! Some clothing is very flamable! Alcohol vapors (you shouldn't be drinking and playing!) could ignite. (btw some clothing may have metalic threads... zap one spot and it goes all over! Don't leave it turned on and laying down unattended.
Some Doms use the mushroom attachment and hold the Wand between their legs and with one hand grasping the mushroom attachment. They then trace patterns on their sub with the fingers of their other hand..quite erotic!!
Safety:
As I have already stated don't insert the glass tube into body cavities. Many are interested in the metal tube attachment because of the much more intense "jolt" as well as it is not an attachment that will break. This attachment must be used with great care!! In general I have to recommend against it's use in play. In every Violet Wand I have examined, I have found that all exposed metal parts (and this includes the metal tube) have a direct connection to the AC line, and hence, are a shock hazard! If you are insistant on using the metal tube attachment, purchase what is called an "Isolation Transformer", available from most Geek supply stores
bluddy hell............. how quickly can u type ?
hello little brother.
where on earth are the other house mates? ive looked all over, all the beds are made, no one in mingers corner, and havent seen one ali g outfit and as for judys 300 suitcases, well, there nowhere to be seen. ill pop off to bed for a few hours and see whos arrived when i wake up.
good night/morning little brother
Rachel,
A very nice person had a "purple wand" on the 20th century Antiques Roadshow.
To me they looked very scary.
I am so happy i am not in the house. The thought of you wandering round the house with a purple wand in hand is VERY scary
MikeC
Im gonna have fun watching the housemates
gets her supply of booze, nibbles, and fags and sits n waits
I think Little Brother should have one to two good or / nasty things for the house mate to do as tasks.
And forfits should be things like no make up for a week for a fail, or lots of wine and drink if they get the task right
vicky your not sposed to have the booze isnt that for the contestants when they have been good.
I wonder where little brother is........
i wonder if liitle brother is watching me
i bet he isnt -----
flashes bum to the housemates and little brother.....
So who is the bookies favorite to win
MikeC
GINGER JO
:beer: :grin:
