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SH Cocktail Bar - Easter Opening

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Evening All! wave
Time to open up for the four-day weekend :bounce:
We have all the usuals in stock I think. However, as it's a holiday weekend, I've also got some pink fizz in the fridge and a rather large quantity of Italian red.
Will - who's first?
PS If there is a real party atmosphere then I might be tempted to discard my clothes and just wear the bartender's apron - unless someone wants to take that off as well! innocent
Benelyn
lp
A cocktail please - the Easter Egg.
A measure of Advocaat.
A measure of Baileys.
Half a can of Cream Soda.
Plenty of ice (after all it's bound to snow).
Stir with a chocolate spoon and add a Cadbury's Flake as a swizzle stick.
Many thanks.
Oh, and don't bother with the barman's apron. A free flow of air is always much more healthy. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by foxylady2209
A cocktail please - the Easter Egg.
A measure of Advocaat.
A measure of Baileys.
Half a can of Cream Soda.
Plenty of ice (after all it's bound to snow).
Stir with a chocolate spoon and add a Cadbury's Flake as a swizzle stick.
Many thanks.
Oh, and don't bother with the barman's apron. A free flow of air is always much more healthy. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D
I'm loving the fact that I'm actually learning some new cocktails. One Easter Egg comign up......
LP - sorry to hear you're poorly! I mix a mean hot toddy - Whisky, hot water, a squeeze of lemon and a generous dollop of honey. Makes you feel better and helps you sleep. Works for me every time :cheers:
Will
sorry Will, I'm an alcoholic, better not.
lp
Quote by Kaznkev
ohh italian red,that will console me for the fact you are still wearing clothes under your apron :twisted:
Kaz!!!! I can refuse you nothing. A LARGE glass of red coming up..................and the clothes coming off!
Will :rascal:
Strepsils, ibuprofen and some honey and lemon please.
Oh and my voice please. I have laryngitis - again. Pah.
Splendid, sorry that you're poorly too! :therethere:
Hope you feel better soon.
Vodka babe, hope the coffee and sausage bap are to your liking. I tell you, making sausage and bacon baps as a naked chef can be a dangerous undertaking. The grill can spit in some VERY uncomfmortable places! :shock:
WIll - time to put the kettle on again
Do you offer room service Will? I'd love a black coffee ...
Oh yes ladies, room service is definitely included - especialy as business is a little quiet at the moment.
We probably ought to come back into the bar later, but that gives us a few hours. However will we pass the time? :twisted: :twisted:
Will
I'll come if you have sugar...I'm out
lp
Oooooh Will, Bloke and I are in cocktail making mood ce soir.
We've a couple of bottles of cachaca and the wherewithal to make caiprinhas aplenty. So if you don't mind, we'll just start helping ourselves!
:beer:
Now for myself I'd prefer a small cold beer, preferably served by a lady in a corset and stockings. Not that I'd have anything against Will serving me my beer in his apron, it's just personal preference. lol
Now I have seen a couple of friends, who may fit the job description as waitresses, one in stockings and one in a corset, and I would have great difficulty in choosing who would serve me as I find both equally attractive. wink
However, if memory serves me correctly, both are bi, and are aquainted with one another, so maybe they could be the caberet in the cocktail bar. :twisted:
Oh Will, if you are still serving, could I try one of Foxy's Easter Egg's please, as it sounds a bit naughty lol
If the bar is closed, I will help myself to the usual vodka and anything cold wink
One naughty Easter Egg thingy coming right up NWC.....
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Not that I'd have anything against Will
:shock: :shock: Too flipping right you wouldn't!! lol :lol:
I think I'll leave you to the waitresses.
Now then Bloke and Nola, that sounds like fun but things might get a little out of hand after a few caiprinhas. :rascal:
Will - this could be a good evening!
Pink fizz with a raspberry in it please Will kiss
Two brandy sours please, one for each of us .... lol
Sorry if the service has been a bit slow tonight.
Tune, I am sure that Sappho would be only too happy to oblige.
PK - Pink fizz with a reapberry - I like your style :thumbup:
mrnmrsermmm,sorry - too many consonants for me to handle :crazy: brandy sours on their way....
Will
PS Oi, Nola and Bloke - where are we with the Caiprinhas? * Will drums fingers impatiently - but ever so politely *
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PS Oi, Nola and Bloke - where are we with the Caiprinhas? * Will drums fingers impatiently - but ever so politely *

We made lots... but we drank 'em! redface
The evening shift has officially started. Service may be a bit slow for the next hour or so as I am on cooking duty tonight, and Sappho was out all day today, so kid duty kept me occupied for most of the day. Soooo, help yourself to whatever you want. I'll be in to clear away th empties and join in the fun from around 9:30.
Will
*hangs up bartender's apron on the way out*
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helps herself to the sexy barman and whisks him away to a nice warm hot tub

<<<< quickly follows,
After seeing the word Vodka, babe and hot tub, what else does a girl need :twisted:
I'll have a Flaming-Alonso please
lp