SH Cocktail Bar is open!

26 Jan 2012

Quote by MrFC
(MrFc finds himself semi naked in a deserted tesco car park)
Well that was weird I appear to have been in a parralel universe for the past couple of years :borg: it was some sort of fantasy world where I had to deal with things called... er.... problems:confused:
Anyway thank goodness I'm back in the real world:bounce: Who's round is it

It must have been that absinthe you were knocking back by the pint, nice to see you back and as bluefish said, its your round (again) lol

26 Jan 2012

Quote by MrFC
(MrFc finds himself semi naked in a deserted tesco car park)
Well that was weird I appear to have been in a parralel universe for the past couple of years :borg: it was some sort of fantasy world where I had to deal with things called... er.... problems:confused:
Anyway thank goodness I'm back in the real world:bounce: Who's round is it

Ohhh, if MrFC back think I will join you all for a pint (of vodka please) wink

Welcome back to the 'real world' and its your turn on the rota for cleaning out the jacuzzi :welcome:

26 Jan 2012

God i need a drink, andy scotch please wilxx?
Its been a tough day and i'm thirsty.
Cheers all x x

2 Jun 2012

As it's the 4 day holiday weekend, the Cocktail Bar is now open and offering as a starter
Queen Elizabeth - a traditional mix of Gin, dry Vermouth & Benedictine
From the menu we have traditional favourites
One Exciting Night
Between the Sheets
sorry but Virgin still removed through lack of interest!
to which we've now added :-
Anal Lube - Jagermeister, Vodka, Stella, Kronenburg, coke, lemonade, peach Schnapps, Malibu & apple sourz
Ass Whipper - peach Schnapps, Absinthe, Vodka & Gin
Any Port in a Storm - Ruby Port, Tequila, Scotch & Vodka
Bear Fucker - Jack Daniels, Yukon Jack, Crown Royal & Jose Cuervo (Bambi goes first !!)
Better leg Spreader- Chambord & Jager
Bitches Hairy asshole - Gin, Baileys, raspberry liquer & Tequila
Bits Between the Teeth - crushed raspberries, St. Germain Elderflower, Speyside single malt & lemonade
Black Balls Deep - Gailliano, Tia Maria & coke
Cali Sucks like a Dyson - Red wine, White wine, Port, Cider, 2 lemons & sugar
Cheeky MILF - Apple juice, blackcurrant cordial, Vodka, Peach Schnapps, soda water & orange cordial
Cloud 9 - Blue curacao, Cointreau & Baileys
Cream Your Pants - Baileys, Tia Maria, Absinthe, whipped cream and chocolate shavings
Cunnilingus - Chambord, lemonade with lemon wedges
Deep Throat - Kahlua, Baileys and milk
DP Shock - Aftershock, crushed ice & Dr Pepper
Doggy Style - Bacardi, Vodka, red Aftershock & milk
Easy Ride - Peach schnapps, white grape sparkling water, apple juice, pear juice & Vodka
Finish Me Off - Vodka, Jagermeister, red bull & lime juice
Fob blie Wobblie - jagermeister & red Aftershock
Jo Jo's Juicy Jugs - Creme de Cassis, Vodka, Passoa, raspberry schnapps & Tropical juice
Kiss Me Quick - strawberries, Grenadine, Bacardi, Vodka, Malibu, & lime juice
Lady on Top - apple Brandy, cranberry juice, with a cherry on top
Lick Me Now - Crown Royal, butterscotch Schnapps & Amaretto
Make Your Own Lesbian - Pineapple juice, cherry Bourbon, Grenadine, Amaretto & marschino cherry
Multiple Orgasm - Baileys, Tia Maria, Vodka, ice, whipped cream & white rum
Nymphomaniac - Spiced Rum, peach Schnapps, & Malibu
Orange Toots - Grand Marnier & chocolate Curacao
Orgasmic Scream - mint Schnapps, cinnamon Schnapps, dark Rum, whipped cream, vodka, & white rum
Perky Tits - Malibu, Angostura Bitters, lime cordial & soda water
Purple Helmet - blue Curacao, red Aftershock, Vodka, ice & lemonade
Rabbits Revenge - Grenadine, pibeapple juice, Whisky & tonic water
Saggy Fanny- Tia Maria, Vodka, orange juice, lemon & ice
Sarah's Bithday - Smirnoff ice, cherry Lambrini, ble Curacao, Triple Sec, & mango
Squirting Climax - Bacardi, Vodka, Baileys, vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce & ice
Steve's Special - Tequila, Vodka, blueberry sidekick, raspberry sidekick & orange juice
The Sunday Special is "Float Your Boat" - Absinthe, apple & mango juice, mint & ice
For those there this weekend, Chameleon - Orange Bacardi breezer, Smirnoff Ice, red WKD & Apple sourz
The Wednesday Special is of course................................. a stomach pump
lol

Enjoy

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