SH Cocktail Bar is open!

25 Sep 2011

Evening All,
Haven't been around for a while so I thought I would mark the occasion by opening the cocktail bar again. I've noticed a few regular customers in the forum tonight (Nola, PK, Voddie) so perhaps I'll see them in the bar.
It's been a momentous weekend for us. When Sappho and I first joined SH, Sappho Jr had just reached puberty. This weekend, we have settled her in for her first term at University! :shock:
You would not believe the amount of stuff we had to take. I did try to tell her that she only needed enough stuff for one term and not the full three years - she said this WAS one term (I don't even own 7 winter coats - and don't get me started on the shoes!).
So in the fridge tonight:
NZ Sauvignon Blanc
Sancerre
Champagne both white and pink (it's a big weekend alright?)
Rose (White Zinfandel)
Vodka, Gin and Tequila
Lots of tonic
Beer: Corona Extra, Peroni, Czech Pilsener.
At room temperature:
Argentinan Malbec
Australian Shiraz
Glenfarclas single malt
Jack Daniels
Beer: Hobgoblin, 6X and Pedigree.
House cocktails tonight:
One Exciting Night
Between the Sheets
Virgin (removed through lack of interest! :giggle smile

So then - what can I get you all?
Will
PS Service may be a little slow during Downton Abbey - compulsory Sunday night viewing for us.

25 Sep 2011

A glass of your finest pink bubbles please William... I'm celebrating your return!
:rose:

25 Sep 2011

Hi Will,
I'll have a GnT thanks.
Hope Sappho jr settles in quickly and finds room for all her stuff.
Jae

25 Sep 2011

A Peroni for me please :cheers:

Quote by noladreams
A glass of your finest pink bubbles please William... I'm celebrating your return!

and hoping that William will be posing in your calender I bet lol

25 Sep 2011

Welcome back Will! wave

I have a headache this evening so do you think you could whip up a Virgin Mary for me please?

25 Sep 2011

Have you got any Vimto please? I'm cutting down.
:huh:

25 Sep 2011

Nice to see it getting busy in here. :cheers:
Pink bubbles for the never failingly gorgeous Nola passionkiss

A GnT with ice and lime for tinytimmy
Peroni for St3v3 :cheers:
Cubes - you want me to whip up a virgin - not sure where the Mary comes in :neutral: but have a tomato juice while you're waiting ;-)
Vimto, hmmmm, Lilmiss - I'll see what I can do. How about a nice glass of wine in the meantime (I do love to corrupt people :rascal smile

Will

25 Sep 2011

Can we have a lock in?
If so slip us a JD and diet coke please wink

25 Sep 2011

What a great idea!
JD and diet coke coming up!
Will

25 Sep 2011

Coming right up!
Will

26 Sep 2011

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
and you as well st3v3 with a well plaiced rod

:shock:
obviously I'd be standing behind the rod lol

26 Sep 2011

are you still open Will?
Vino please smile

27 Sep 2011

Quote by poshkate
are you still open Will?
Vino please

Yep, count me in!
:kiss: to PK... catch up loooong overdue!

27 Sep 2011

catch up over a bottle of vino sounds perfect smile

28 Sep 2011

I'll have a Harveys Bill Brewer please Will. No? Harveys John Hop then. No joy there either? Becks Blue then as a last resort.
Whaddya mean you ain't got Becks Blue?
Bollox . . . .
Sparkling mineral water then if you please barman, and no, I don't want ice and a chuffin slice of lemon in it, ok? rolleyes

Really missing a trick Will. The markup on alcohol free stuff is massive. 50p a bottle down Morridogs, two pound odd down the pub. D'you know how hard it is to come by? Unicorn horns, dragon's tears, hen's teeth, and virgins on Briggate, that's how hard. sad

N x x x ;)

28 Sep 2011

You should have asked for a Cherry B or a Pony, Will must have a few of them stashed away for special customers

28 Sep 2011

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
giggles at the thought of neil losing his cherry whilst sat on a pony.

So it's riding ponies wot dunnit, eh? Being of a certain age I just put it down to haemorrhoids? Bleedin' ponies. mad

Quote by st3v3
You should have asked for a Cherry B or a Pony, Will must have a few of them stashed away for special customers

Lady drinks? You'll be advocaating snowballs next?
N x x x ;)

29 Sep 2011

Seems you have had quite a few of SH's premier ladies passing through the Bar in its opening week Will ;)
Where the tipsy ladies go horny young gents will always follow :rascal:
Its a bit early today, but its hot and sunny and im not working now till monday!!
Large gin and orange, ill take it in a pint glass with lots of ice and sliced orange and lemon.
Just to make it classy pop a cherry or two in it for me please Will........... maybe I should rephrase that redface

8 Oct 2011

Is the bar keep on tonight?
Could murder a G&T or a glass of something bubbly.
Anyone else care to join?
wink

8 Oct 2011

I'll join you my lovely. I have wine and X factor smile

8 Oct 2011

Marvellous... well, I'll pass on the X Factor bit but the wine sounds lush!
:giggle: Looks like it's just us girlies... what mischief can we make?!

8 Oct 2011

yep looks like Will's abandoned the bar rolleyes

Catch up over a glass of vino and some mischief plotting it is smile

8 Oct 2011

Quote by noladreams
:giggle: Looks like it's just us girlies... what mischief can we make?!

I'll have a cold beer and some opera glasses please! :twisted:

8 Oct 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
Seems you have had quite a few of SH's premier ladies passing through the Bar in its opening week Will ;)
Where the tipsy ladies go horny young gents will always follow :rascal:

Hope he means us... or he's for it :twisted:
We could do with some of those horny young gents to wait on, mind :lol2:

8 Oct 2011

Quote by Cubes
:giggle: Looks like it's just us girlies... what mischief can we make?!

I'll have a cold beer and some opera glasses please! :twisted:
ohh we have a volunteer for wine waiter Nola :lol2:

8 Oct 2011

Quote by noladreams
Seems you have had quite a few of SH's premier ladies passing through the Bar in its opening week Will ;)
Where the tipsy ladies go horny young gents will always follow :rascal:

Hope he means us... or he's for it :twisted:
We could do with some of those horny young gents to wait on, mind :lol2:
If he doesn't mean us I'll ban him lol

8 Oct 2011

Quote by poshkate
:giggle: Looks like it's just us girlies... what mischief can we make?!

I'll have a cold beer and some opera glasses please! :twisted:
ohh we have a volunteer for wine waiter Nola :lol2:
C'mon then oh Cubed-one... get yer kit off & pinny on :rascal:

8 Oct 2011

Quote by poshkate
Seems you have had quite a few of SH's premier ladies passing through the Bar in its opening week Will ;)
Where the tipsy ladies go horny young gents will always follow :rascal:

Hope he means us... or he's for it :twisted:
We could do with some of those horny young gents to wait on, mind :lol2:
If he doesn't mean us I'll ban him lol

Ooooh :giggle: that's a point!
Another glass, anyone?

8 Oct 2011

Quote by noladreams
C'mon then oh Cubed-one... get yer kit off....

Ladies first! biggrin

8 Oct 2011

Quote by Cubes
C'mon then oh Cubed-one... get yer kit off....

Ladies first! biggrin

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