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You have four guests, so who would you invite and why?
For me it would be:
1. brucie- for the same reason I'd invite Simon Cowell in the 'real world' - honesty
2. earthchild - because when I messed up the cooking she could help me out as she's the most wonderful cook
3. poshkate - for pre party planning and then dinner table entertainment with tales of years gone by wink
4. missy - just to tell us all the story of 'dad boning the chicken' again as it just made me spit my wine out
Your go smile
Oooh...
1. staggerlee, as I admire his straight talking.
2. neilinleeds, for much the same reason.
3. thelovelyone, because I'd like to talk rugby thighs and all sorts with her.
4. easy, because he'd be at a loose end if PK was with you! (Oh and he's a rather cool chap!)
p.s. gutted you bagsied Earthy rotflmao My guests will have to make do with pizza and a decent few bottles of red!
Earthy ~ coz she's an amazing cook and she'd win hands down anyway but who would care as she's such a sweetie anyway and more than a bit gorgeous sillyhwoar:
B1oke ~ coz he just seems like a cool guy to have around and very grounded
Tune Essence ~ the best dinner companion any woman could wish for kiss
RPM ~ for dessert :twisted:
Quote by Kaznkev
Didnt the travelling man start this thread a few months ago?

Ages ago yes - doesn't matter can do it again smile
1) Deffo B1oke, cos I think we would yap well into the night - importantly, to make sure he's keeping my car safe until I can afford the five million quid to buy it off him. Also to explain that after hearing my father was "busy boning the chicken", I was straight on the phone, only to be told that 44 years old was a tad too old to be ringing Childline confused
2) Chooon cos he knows everything about me, warts n all, one person I'm soooo comfortable with whatever I look like, however I'm feeling etc, just love him xxx
3) Ben_welshminx - cos I've known him ever since I got a computer back in the 90's - when we both got 56k dialup and were whizzy! Still never met him, and would just love to.
3) Bonediggers, cos she's just hilarious - don't think there would be many silent moments with her about.
4) Lost - cos I wanna hear his wording for an oil party :twisted:
both the 777's
Ben
Kaz
I'd just watch...honest... I love fireworks
:evil2:
Typical isn't it. You get pissed off with forums and vow never to darken its towels again and your name popes up on a fan club thread for the first time ever. And its only been 5 years and its about bloody time.
Well courtesy of the earlier invites I've already had some lovely dinners with people I would love to meet, which makes my job a lot easier. I would invite.
Bluefish. The only forum poster who always carries a spare open mind.
Naughty Wigan Couple. A beautiful clear mind I would like to explore.
Flower. A man with whom I share almost no political views whatsoever yet a man who can openly and honestly debate almost anything with me without rancour.
Cherrytree. A lady whose grace has inspired a long held wish to meet.
Have you noticed I seem to have a thing about minds. Is there a word for that. I think I may have invented my own fetish.
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both the 777's
Ben
Kaz
I'd just watch...honest... I love fireworks

You'd be vey disappointed Stagger........I'm a very genial dinner guest!! wink
Quote by anais
Didnt the travelling man start this thread a few months ago?

Ages ago yes - doesn't matter can do it again smile
:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
both the 777's
Ben
Kaz
I'd just watch...honest... I love fireworks

Staggs I would never turn up matey.
I would definatly lose my liberty.
Quote by BIoke
You have four guests, so who would you invite and why?
For me it would be:
1. brucie - for the same reason I'd invite Simon Cowell in the 'real world' - honesty
2. earthchild - because when I messed up the cooking she could help me out as she's the most wonderful cook
3. poshkate - for pre party planning and then dinner table entertainment with tales of years gone by wink
4. missy - just to tell us all the story of 'dad boning the chicken' again as it just made me spit my wine out
Your go smile

You tart Bloke....there was me thinking we had some kind of affiliation. :wink:
Quote by kentswingers777
You tart Bloke....there was me thinking we had some kind of affiliation. wink

No way... and don't you sit their looking smug.. you're dessert and I'm bringing the 'boys' to help. We're going to cover you in Marmite and feed you to the 'hung biker club' that meet in the garage next door on the second Thursday of each month :twisted:
Remember though....I am an anal vigin so treat me with kid gloves. lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by kentswingers777
Remember though....I am an anal vigin so treat me with kid gloves. lol :lol: :lol:

No way (again). I edited, read up wink
Im gonna do a Come Dine With Me week with my sister and a couple of friends just for fun later in the year. Will set up a 'diary cam' in one room and do it pretty much like on the telly. It should be great fun!
i didnt get one single mention or invite?! :sad:
Right... ill keep my Special pasta and chicken to myself.. FOREVER!!!!!flipa
Quote by Kaznkev
i didnt get one single mention or invite?! :sad:
Right... ill keep my Special pasta and chicken to myself.. FOREVER!!!!!flipa

its ok ,we gonna have banquet for everyone not invited,im thinking nero style,no plates,we just eat the food off each other :twisted:
Oh did that at NOTS once - It was meant to be a sensual experience for the lady who was covered in fruit. I should have eaten before I went out cos I was hungry and scoffed the lot ! :lol2: :lol2:
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i didnt get one single mention or invite?! :sad:
Right... ill keep my Special pasta and chicken to myself.. FOREVER!!!!!flipa

Dont worry, just have a special avatar ready for use when popularity threads come about
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Dawnie because she needs a good night out
missy well a damm good laugh
will to make the cock tails and non alcohol ones for dawnie
sparking makes good coffee

Awww thank you Voddy kiss
Definately Kaz as I think she has a great brain and makes me laugh, Brucie to see if he is anything like the 'cunting' posts he writes, Ben and Minx because they are funny, yet make sense, Dean Cannock as no one should have a party without Dean, Tasitus so he can tell people what I am really like, Missy because too long since I have seen her. Then the list would go on a nd on as too many people I want to meet to be honest........
Umm, now this is an hard one and limiting it to just four people is a bit of struggle, but for the first event I would invite the following:
Bonediggers (sorry I know its a couple but still inviting both of them and counting it as one invite) - Mrs BD makes these amazing cakes, when we get together, we can normally chat for England and always make me end up rolling over with laughter. Love her to bits and it would not be a party without her.
Ben & Minx (same criteria as Bonediggers - 2 for one) - Ben has such a brilliant, interesting outlook on life and is so passionate in his beliefs that I feel we could probably natter away all night. OK, we might not necessarily agree on everything, but I'm sure we could have one hell of a good time debating stuff.
GnV (yet another two for one) - well, his place is bound to be much nicer than mine, the wine is better and the scenery nicer, so we can have it at his place. I am sure that we will all be so very relaxed (plus his outlook on life always make me smile and again, another one for a very interesting and civilised debate/conversation)
The_Magic_s - just to see if 189 miles is a reasonable amount to travel for a night out. Also someone has to do the cooking and special pasta and chicken sounds good to me lol
I guess I am going hungry then!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I guess I am going hungry then!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your on round two of the dine with me :lol:
Second round would include:
Sarah (and Mal) - been way too long since we had a good natter, and anyway, its your turn to get the satnav out and work out where we are going wink and Mal can make dinner in his 'pinny' :twisted:
Kent - I just have to have a look at his bikes, and Im sure he would be a real pussy cat in real life :lol:
Vodka_babe - always manages to make me smile and very often sends pm's which result in 'coffee meets monitor' moments :wink:
Ian (and Dawnie) - well, we cant have a proper dinner party without Ian and his egg butties :wink:
Awesome question....
who haven't i upset?? oh??? ok beans on toast alone lol
ok ...
you...... youre a teriffic friend
...one from each room? i visit? hmm
nw ...well my friends mr....
beach.....mrs fun...i think shes nice
other beach aurora.... kinda think shes kinky
ne bi roon lol ello ela
btw dinner..... fish n chips? nah scouse
hold on ..i edited..... theres so many ......sue72..... sara...fl...lips... i could have to have a banquetting table,,,lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ian (and Dawnie) - well, we cant have a proper dinner party without Ian and his egg butties wink

Some friend you are!
Not only do you miss me off your first list but I'm only an 'extra' with Ian!!
Well flipa
Ok, I'll have a cyber BBQ and you are all invited, bring your own cyber booze lol
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I guess I am going hungry then!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your on round two of the dine with me :lol:
Second round would include:
Sarah (and Mal) - been way too long since we had a good natter, and anyway, its your turn to get the satnav out and work out where we are going wink and Mal can make dinner in his 'pinny' :twisted:
Kent - I just have to have a look at his bikes, and Im sure he would be a real pussy cat in real life :lol:
Vodka_babe - always manages to make me smile and very often sends pm's which result in 'coffee meets monitor' moments :wink:
Ian (and Dawnie) - well, we cant have a proper dinner party without Ian and his egg butties :wink:
Miow..............plus I purr a lot. :lol:
You can see my bikes anytime. :wink:
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Missy because too long since I have seen her.

Oh Corrie - you have no idea how chuffed I am with that passionkiss I was gonna add you to my list, but thought, no too predictable I'm far too Corrie orientated cos talk about you often, first person I met blah blah blah
But I would love nothing more than one big catch up with you, oooooh bluddy ell, and Bernie and Bassman, and H&H, bluddy ell, we soooooooo need a get together!!!!!!!! :bounce:
Even a micro munch somewhere, anywhere, I don't care!!!!!! :bounce:
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Missy because too long since I have seen her.

Oh Corrie - you have no idea how chuffed I am with that passionkiss I was gonna add you to my list, but thought, no too predictable I'm far too Corrie orientated cos talk about you often, first person I met blah blah blah
But I would love nothing more than one big catch up with you, oooooh bluddy ell, and Bernie and Bassman, and H&H, bluddy ell, we soooooooo need a get together!!!!!!!! :bounce:
Even a micro munch somewhere, anywhere, I don't care!!!!!! :bounce:
Now that's a typical Missy reply that I've missed.....
xxx