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The more I read this thread, the more I think of thinks I need to confess redface
Forgive me SH Admin, cause I went to a swingers club on Saturday night and ......
.... fell asleep confused
Quote by Silk and Big G
Are there people you shouldnt ! ?? Who knew

rotflmao
News to me too!!!
dunno
Mrs Classy
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The more I read this thread, the more I think of thinks I need to confess redface
Forgive me SH Admin, cause I went to a swingers club on Saturday night and .....
.... fell asleep confused

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Mistress_39
Forgive me SH admin for I have sinned....
I peed in the shower, more than once redface
Mistress_39

You're forgiven on this one! According to this you're helping to save the rain forests! :thumbup:
Forgive me SH admin for I have sinned.....
I have lewd, rude and sometimes crude carnal thoughts.
Often :grin:
Forgive me SH Admin, for I have sinned.........
I have used images of another SH member in my head as a fantasy for orgasmic purposes redface
Forgive me SH Admin, for I have sinned.........
I keep undressing women with my eyes........ redface
Forgive me SH admin for I have sinned, it's been far too long since my last confession.
I have been having bad bad thoughts about several members (and their members), and have been coming online when I should be working.
Forgive me SH Admin for I have sinned. It's been many months since my last confession.
I have been having carnal, lustful and downright filthy thoughts about someone special to me :twisted:
Forgive me SH for i have sinned, another member of SH used our pics to get horny and i felt very angry and nearly left site,i now realise thats the whole point and i was being petty but remain undecided about wot to do????
forgive me sh cos i have sinned
i downloaded and played repeatedly the 'best of mamaas and papas' cd !!!!!
i had a week off work and spent disproportianate amount of time researching internet porn!!!!
i watched the film 'time travellers wife' and cried!!
but had actually read the book first
and finally spent far too much money on ridiculous underwear!!!!
Quote by Jojo13
forgive me sh cos i have sinned
i downloaded and played repeatedly the 'best of mamaas and papas' cd !!!!!
i had a week off work and spent disproportianate amount of time researching internet porn!!!!
i watched the film 'time travellers wife' and cried!!
but had actually read the book first

and finally spent far too much money on ridiculous underwear!!!!

Oh no, I've read the book and intend to see the film this week - I'm gonna need a box of tissues, aren't I? :cry:
Forgive me SH Admin... for I have sinned!
I stole (well not literally) my boss's car on Wednesday night and went joyriding! It's an Audi R8 and I had the horn from the moment I got in it so after I dropped him off I went to a dogging site and had a wank!
Told him in the morning... and that he'd be needing more petrol!
:giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Forgive me SH Admin... for I have sinned!
I stole (well not literally) my boss's car on Wednesday night and went joyriding! It's an Audi R8 and I had the horn from the moment I got in it so after I dropped him off I went to a dogging site and had a wank!
Told him in the morning... and that he'd be needing more petrol!
:giggle:

you Dirty, Dirty Girly smackbottom
next time you 'steal' it, make sure he's filled the tank and get his fuel card, then come and pick me up, i'll give you a hand :rascal:
A £100,000 dogging machine sounds just my style wink
Forgive me SH admin, for I have sinned....
I went to a tattooists yesterday to discuss a tatt I want added to, and had to go to Debenhams on the way to buy some knickers. I knew I'd have to lift my skirt to show what I wanted done, and I'd ermm 'forgotten' to put any on in the morning. The shop was busy so I had to go out into the garden with the guy who's going to do it, for him to inspect me, so I'm glad I did redface
Then last night I dreamed about a whole new ending to the experience where the knickers became superfluous, although no tattooing got done :twisted:
Wonder if it was a premonition wink
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
ffs by time wrote me sins doon la i got timed oot lol :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Forgive me Admin for I have sinned (again) :cry:
I told my wife I only watch Sky channel 261 for the cool background music. cool
forgive me sh admin for i have sinned.
repeatedly!! actually im quite chuffed about that. . lol not bad for a 41 year old cool
Forgive my other half admin for he has sinned,
He walked out of the shop with a BIG box of
washing powder in his hand...& daint pay 4 it.
smackbottom
xx--xx
This reminds me of the story of a businessman staying at a Motel that ordered "The Sound of Music" on the room TV.
When booking out the receptionist said it would be shown on the bill as porn to save him any embarrassment.
I'm not looking for forgiveness, I have deep joy and no guilt in any single miute of it.
so there!
lp
Forgive me SH Admin for I have also sinned! Spent nearly the entire day accessing SH on my new iphone and answering emails about bondage fantasies when I should have been working :P
Oh and another I need to get in for tomorrow for I am going to a fetish club in Dunstable tomorrow night and im going to be veeeeeery naughty wink
Quote by Lincslady2009
Forgive me SH Admin for I have also sinned! Spent nearly the entire day accessing SH on my new iphone and answering emails about bondage fantasies when I should have been working :P
Oh and another I need to get in for tomorrow for I am going to a fetish club in Dunstable tomorrow night and im going to be veeeeeery naughty wink

I like you Lincslady... pre-confessing is good skills!
:giggle:
Forgive me Admin for I have sinned (this is getting habitual now) :-(
I sat and polished off half a tub of Ben & Jerry's Choc Brownie ice cream while Cubette was working out at the gym. cool
I fess up to waiting til son went to bed before I ate a bar of hand made chocolate which I had hidden in my bag redface
but fuck me, it was good :twisted:
I like you Lincslady... pre-confessing is good skills!
:giggle:
Thank you Nola, does that mean I can be even naughtier as Im one in credit wink
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Thank you Nola, does that mean I can be even naughtier as Im one in credit wink

think so :thumbup: smile
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Forgive me SH Admin...
I'm going fuck someone I shouldn't! :twisted:

OOPS! :mrgreen:
innocent
Quote by Dirtygirly
Forgive me SH Admin...
I'm going fuck someone I shouldn't! :twisted:

OOPS! :mrgreen:
innocent
You have.... or are you about to do it again?!
Either way :bounce:
wink