SH Fantasy Football Team

23 May 2006

OK it's nearly time for the World Cup so here's a thread to get us all the footy fans in the mood and also something football related for the non footy fans to get involved in.
I was thinking today about who I'm going to have in my fantasy football team and it got me thinking about the SH member :twisted:
Here's a few of mine
Goal Keeper - Jags - because nothing gets past her
Defender- Bloke - he'll scare the stright men into running in the wring direction
Midfield- Sarah - she's a great all rounder, organiser and she look terrific in Red, white & blue
Striker- Marmalaid - with legs like that if he can't run and score no one can
Oh and I've have dambuster bring on the oranges at half time well I've got to let him do something :giggle:
So who would you have in your SH fantasy football team and why?

23 May 2006

Karl ................... so we can arive in style
Sheddy ............. in case it rains :shock: rotflmao

23 May 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Karl ................... so we can arive in style
Sheddy ............. in case it rains :shock:

oooh I can be the team dugout lol

:lol: and shelter for the cheer leaders :twisted:

23 May 2006

cars at the ready pete, better respray the black one blue so we have red white n blue!!!
id hav sassy seren in defence as no one wud be able to keep there eye on the ball seeing those gorgeous legs in a pair of shorts lol

:lol: :lol:

23 May 2006

marcus has got to be in there somewhere so he can get to wear his red shorts..

23 May 2006

:laughabove:

24 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Karl ................... so we can arive in style
Sheddy ............. in case it rains :shock:

oooh I can be the team dugout lol

:lol: and shelter for the cheer leaders :twisted:
Does that mean you want loads of blokes to get inside ya then sheddy? :twisted:

Quote by daveanddebbie69
Marcuso has got to be in there somewhere so he can get to wear his red shorts..

Can I wear me "jingle-toes" as well, cos they're nearly red :twisted:

24 May 2006

Quote by karl74
cars at the ready pete, better respray the black one blue so we have red white n blue!!!
id hav sassy seren in defence as no one wud be able to keep there eye on the ball seeing those gorgeous legs in a pair of shorts :lol: :lol:

I was going to volunteer as team nurse and masseur but I'll still wear the shorts for karl wink

24 May 2006

I'll do team security then dunno

24 May 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
Any of the single guys for up front, cos they are all here just to score!

:twisted: rpm's match fit...what position would you like me in? :rascal:

24 May 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Any of the single guys for up front, cos they are all here just to score!

:twisted: rpm's match fit...what position would you like me in? :rascal:
Bent over smackbottom

Big butts my arse!
And to cap it all.....you just made me write in a ruddy football thread!
grumblegrumble
lol

24 May 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Any of the single guys for up front, cos they are all here just to score!

:twisted: rpm's match fit...what position would you like me in? :rascal:
Plenty of time for that red, let's just get the footie sorted first wink

24 May 2006

I vote Phred for referee :rascal:
sorry phred, but the thought of you in black with your knees showing just turns me to jelly wink

24 May 2006

Quote by Marcuso
Karl ................... so we can arive in style
Sheddy ............. in case it rains :shock:

oooh I can be the team dugout lol

:lol: and shelter for the cheer leaders :twisted:
Does that mean you want loads of blokes to get inside ya then sheddy? :twisted:
Right now with referances from Tramper, Bloke and now even Marcuso has questioned the issue even I'm getting worried about my sexuality :shock: redface

ops:

24 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Karl ................... so we can arive in style
Sheddy ............. in case it rains :shock:

oooh I can be the team dugout lol

:lol: and shelter for the cheer leaders :twisted:
Does that mean you want loads of blokes to get inside ya then sheddy? :twisted:
Right now with referances from Tramper, Bloke and now even Marcuso has questioned the issue even I'm getting worried about my sexuality :shock: redface

ops:
Don't worry hunni, I know a good way to turn you straight again :twisted:

24 May 2006

I'm quite liking the idea of the HLB 11 against the Lady Feebee 1st team. wink

I'd pay good money to 11 of each of you getting all hot, sweaty and breathless together :rascal:
(Dammie, can i buy the rights to HLB Porn Vol 12- The sports edition :twisted: )

24 May 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm quite liking the idea of the HLB 11 against the Lady Feebee 1st team.
I'd pay good money to 11 of each of you getting all hot, sweaty and breathless together :rascal:

Oh I'm sure we could do that without the footie hun :rascal:

24 May 2006

I'm looking forward to the swapping shirts at the end of the match :giggle: silly

hwoar:

24 May 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm looking forward to the swapping shirts at the end of the match :giggle: hwoar:

I was thinking more of the shared bath :twisted:

24 May 2006

Quote by winchwench
....And to cap it all.....you just made me write in a ruddy football thread!
grumblegrumble

show you some balls & you will write anywhere :shock: bolt

25 May 2006

I think chesty...and Dawn-mids could be our twin strike force....
lets face it....no one can doubt they are a right handful up front !!!!!

25 May 2006

maz says she'll be team cheerleader- she has a nifty little outfit, AND she can do the splits :-)
xoxo