SH Gifts

15 Mar 2005

Hey, how about one of these as the perfect gift for your SH swinging partners? dunno

Can I volunteer immediately to be on the fluffer list?? :twisted: :twisted:

15 Mar 2005

and fill it full of vodka jelly. It will make a very interesting party-piece lol

15 Mar 2005

Ooooooooooooooooooooh!
Can I be first in line?
redface

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15 Mar 2005

the one on the right is a funny shape lol
I'd rather have the vodka jelly right now!
oh n don't have a swinging partner either rolleyes

15 Mar 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
and fill it full of vodka jelly. It will make a very interesting party-piece

Oooooh! - groan don't mention the V word!! smackbottom

I may have recovered enough by Sept to make one for the house warming tho dunno

ES

you're supposed to be ill FFS!:eeek:
Lil Bunny - what do you reckon a beer can one is? :dunno: can't say I've come across one?
Steph you can lure them in with massages and i'll get the casts ready :twisted:

15 Mar 2005

OK, who's going to contact them for a bulk discount - looks like we've got the decorations for front office at SH Towers sorted. biggrin

Roger the Dragon cool

I have to say I rather like the idea of the bronze casting - it could be rather an interesting family heirloom! lol

15 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
I have to say I rather like the idea of the bronze casting - it could be rather an interesting family heirloom!

:shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Mar 2005

ahh is "soft molding material" hot or cold 15 seconds can be a long time :eeek:

15 Mar 2005

I like the way they say the handling is included......is that like a self-wanking willy???
Make a good Father's Day pressie..... rolleyes

15 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
I like the way they say the handling is included......is that like a self-wanking willy???
Make a good Father's Day pressie.....

Dare I????
I did put a Spank'O'Meter in his stocking at christmas and then blamed my brother while he was out of the room lol

:lol:

16 Mar 2005

I've done quite a bit of life casting if anyone wants any advice (seriously). That can go on the skills exchange list, though i specialise in feet, boobs and bums wink

16 Mar 2005

is that really a man's arse?

16 Mar 2005

Ooooo I want one. Can I have one? Please. I'll be a good boy. I promise. I don't think I will need a fluffer but by all means please fluff away. All of you. lol

16 Mar 2005

Quote by codboy
is that really a man's arse?

did you see something you fancy? wink

16 Mar 2005

Quote by AwaysRandy
is that really a man's arse?

did you see something you fancy? wink

Might be my pouting lips. lol.

16 Mar 2005

My b/f reckons if he gets me one of those with the vibrator attachment he'll never have to bother having sex with me again! :shock:
I think I need to find someone more enthusiastic about sex than Gran Turismo 4. mad

16 Mar 2005

Quote by uhuru
My b/f reckons if he gets me one of those with the vibrator attachment he'll never have to bother having sex with me again! :shock:
I think I need to find someone more enthusiastic about sex than Gran Turismo 4.

You married my ex-husband? Sheesh, poor cow. :hugs:

16 Mar 2005

The mad thing is my ex husband was as bad. How did I manage to end up with the same again???
The difference is this one lets me play with whoever I want. biggrin