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Although at least his breast stroke will be up to standard!
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Sex God
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Mark do you have any info on skiing centres in North London?
:mrgreen:
I thought it was a golf question :( 
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
We could help him with his Dogging Paddle!!! :shock: :shock:
Now do you understand why you were locked in a tank? :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Mark
I just received this email, and while I'm not certain we're going to be able to help the poor fellow (enough) I'm going to give you all a chance!
Subject: hello
From: (name withheld to protect the dozy)
To: Swinging Heaven
Date: Today 15:19:00
is there any swimming clubb in cardiff and the address please
Yip, just another day at the support desk
Hands up if you want to see some more.
before i start i would just like to point out that not all welshmen are this dozy (just ask warwick he will stick up for me )
as to the question as far as i know there are no clubs in cardiff newport would be the nearest
hope this is of some help
colin
not dozy just as mad as warwick
Quote by easy
We could help him with his Dogging Paddle!!! :shock: :shock:
Now do you understand why you were locked in a tank? :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:And I thought it was one of my better moments.!
OK, who shouted "Yes it was" ???? :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Ah well, someone else "new to this", wanting someone to "show them the ropes", so that they can "dip their toes"...just another normal day in SH.
Mike.
Mike.
Pls jah_2uk tell me more :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sex God
Sarge.... get the troops organised...... there's going to be an invasion :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ura homowanker and
ure ste is going down.
I think he's probably rather frustrated
.......... how frustrated is he gonna be when he realises that the site didn't go down, as he typed the 'site down' code all wrong. I mean, if he can't be bothered to spell check those few words, how on earth does the daft bugger think he's gonna manage a whole 'down with site' code 
Sex God
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, what's a cockie? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Mark
OK, so you want the chance to help someone else? I think that's commendable. I always do my best, but even that is nowhere near good enough sometimes, so I'm sure it's proving helpful to bring the combined intellect of the board into focus with this 'helping others' thread.
Now, before you read this one, I want to just ask you to consider a few things. Sometimes you have an opinion. Sometimes you feel very strongly about it. Now, while this doesn't always get in the way, it does sometimes 'enliven' the language you use. Please do not let this take anything away from his central point, because that just wouldn't be being fair to him in my opinion.
Subject: <no subject>
From: (AOL again, there seems to be a pattern emerging)
To: Swinging Heaven
Date: Yesterday 23:12:08
ura homowanker and
ure ste is going down.
Unfortunately I've been a little late in checking my email today, so he's still most likely eagerly awaiting a response. I'll leave it with you.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:ooooooooooo DOS attacks now is it? normally they just tell us we're all wankers and leave it at that!
:rotflmao:for the record, some AOL users are actually capable of sentence construction with yer proper spelling and everything! no they are honest!
n x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by Mark
Subject: Have read your help
From: (strange, they're usually from AOL)
To: Swinging Heaven
Date: Today 18:23:44
Have read your help, but still dont know how to do it.
Please let me know if you are experencing problems on your end.
Reminder: I am NOT making these up!
In all honesty you can say you are experiencing problems at your end - namely dickheads sending stupid emails!
Sex God
are they ALL form AOL ! ??
( we have been e-mailed by most of em )
( we have been e-mailed by most of em )
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Mark do you have any info on skiing centres in North London?
:mrgreen:
Alexandra Palace, perched on top of Muswell Hill and renowned for its stunning view of the world's dullest cityscape, has a dry slope with a reservoir at the bottom for those who like their aprés ski moist. For those who prefer not to get wet, a sharp right turn will take you to the stopping quickly area, which consists of a gravel path leading to a charming wrought iron fence. The ambulances are very pretty at this time of year.
HTH
Quote by Mark
Have read your help, but still dont know how to do it.
Please let me know if you are experencing problems on your end.
Poor mite still doesnt know 'how to do it' :cry: What he needs is one of us willing 'experienced older ladies' to help him figure out how to have a proper self-relief session .. thats what all the other young newbies seem to expect from the site....
But problems on your end Mark? Bit personal isnt it? Hope you tossed that one aside.....
Quote by Mark
Subject: <no subject>
From: (AOL again, there seems to be a pattern emerging)
To: Swinging Heaven
Date: Yesterday 23:12:08
ura homowanker and
ure ste is going down.
Unfortunately I've been a little late in checking my email today, so he's still most likely eagerly awaiting a response. I'll leave it with you.
I think this is impressive, he wanted to let you know that he read your profile and understands your sexuality and not only that, he has read all the posts and realises that the site is so sex fuelled that it can perform oral sex on its own. You should email him back and offer him a job, he's clearly charming and socially aware with a poetic grasp of the English language.
Sex God
Well it takes all comers to make the world go round.
these are class, thanks Mark for sharing them.
these are class, thanks Mark for sharing them.
