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Sugs GET TO BED...I will have another ciggie for you xxxxxxxxxxxxx
reddog
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Quote by Leftabit
I can offer the hairdressing skills. Very talented with my hands I am :P

you can cut my hair while i massage pebbles while she manicures smokerjim
Will that be a number 2 at the sides and a french crop up top sir? No sudden movements now....oops!
that was'nt the haircut i had in mind wink
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OK so we need someone to cover the south........but no credentials needed full training will be given!
smokerjim
Sex God
What you like in return for doing my nails, Pebbles? :twisted: Favour for a favour, and all that! wink
Leftabit
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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
I assume i have to do the BLOW dry?

Well if your offering....Are you fully trained? biggrin
reddog
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flip over pebBles i have to do your front lol
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Not fully trained.....but well experienced!
Unknown User
Thats it that bit there Reddog!
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
OK so we need someone to cover the south........but no credentials needed full training will be given!

But I am already in the south! Chez Seans smile
Unknown User
Tut.....now we gotta find someone to do your training...........
trainer needed darn sarf?????????? smile
reddog
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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Thats it that bit there Reddog!

good i will concentrate on there a bit longer biggrin
Tompricho
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Could not get in the chat room - anyone there ?
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Tom maybe you not got it right..........but can you do nails?
reddog
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yer mate especially toe nails smile
Leftabit
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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Not fully trained.....but well experienced!

That rocks my boat... smile
Ice_Pie
Sex God
So anyway, why's it called a manicure when it's mostly women who have it?
And another thing: How come lemon squash is made with artificial flavourings but washing up liquid is made with real lemons? dunno
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But can you do my roots?
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PeBbLeS,
We agreed to start the business as a Nail Bar................ when did we decide to do the massage bit????
OK........... its no problem but I wanna do the guys..........lol
Unknown User
So Icepie why a massage when its one to 1 wheres the "mass" confused:
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
So do you favor the Brazilian or the more traditional shave ?
Unknown User
Desmond?
Unknown User
Oh all over Left only hairs on my head...my rooots still need diong!
Unknown User
ffs cant spell now that was roots and doing
Unknown User
scared now desmond decker is that my sig .......... or is my past catching up with me?
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
Quote by Tompricho
Peb
U like Desmond ?

Has somebody been on the happy pills or am I having another one of those pesky acid flashbacks? confused :? :? :?
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
So Icepie why a massage when its one to 1 wheres the "mass" confused:

The word was originally "Mashage" because of the excessively vigorous way it was done by its inventors, who were East German female shot putters, but when Doctor Johnson heard the word he thought the speaker was pissed and slurring his speech, so he misspelled it.
How the fork would I know? rotflmao
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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Oh all over Left only hairs on my head...my rooots still need diong!

PeBbLeS,
Darling you must be tired....... coz your typings gone to shit........lol............... u need to take some time off work...............lol............... too many nails and roots and massages........... not to mention the men !!!!!!!
This could be the best business ever...........lol
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Oh all over Left only hairs on my head...my rooots still need diong!

Let be just put my rubber gloves on and we can sort your roots out. What would you like? Peroxide blond, firey red...? wink