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Ok icepie u smartarse(can i see).....blondeslave you are right I need sleep and oh fek what was the next bit hang on ohhhhhhhh that was it leftabit,was about our sig desmond dekker ! but you must try tryy hyy hy all sing along now! x
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
Quote by blondeslave

PeBbLeS,
We agreed to start the business as a Nail Bar................ when did we decide to do the massage bit????
OK........... its no problem but I wanna do the guys..........lol

Book me in please biggrin :D Swap ya for a cut and blow
smokerjim
Sex God
Did someone mention "wax"? I take a bit of that action - crack and sack only ( not that hairy ).
Mention of Desmond Decker has reminded me of a joke - How do you turn a duck into a soul star?
Stick it in the microwave till it's Bill Withers! biggrin
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
'Well you can try, try and try, if you really want'.....Hope I'm in tune? confused
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
was about our sig desmond dekker

Now that guy was weird
"Get a pinny moaning, baked beans for breakfast
Sold out to every monk and beef head,
Oh. Oh. Me ears are alight.
Why find me kids, oh fuck off and a leave me,
Dialling cheese head you was yards too greasy,
Oh. Oh. Me ears are alight."
The mind boggles. loon
Unknown User

PeBbLeS and Sugarspice,
We need to set up the boardroom.... so who is gonna be the Chief executive? the Company Secretary and the Treasurer?
We also need to think of a catchy name for out new Venture ?
Something like "NAILS R US" or "TALONS 4 U"
Unknown User
Quote by Ice Pie
was about our sig desmond dekker

Now that guy was weird
"Get a pinny moaning, baked beans for breakfast
Sold out to every monk and beef head,
Oh. Oh. Me ears are alight.
Why find me kids, oh fuck off and a leave me,
Dialling cheese head you was yards too greasy,
Oh. Oh. Me ears are alight."
The mind boggles. loon
Ice_Pie.............. Babes......... u need to visit the audiologist.... they aint the words........lol
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
Quote by blondeslave

PeBbLeS and Sugarspice,
We need to set up the boardroom.... so who is gonna be the Chief executive? the Company Secretary and the Treasurer?
We also need to think of a catchy name for out new Venture ?
Something like "NAILS R US" or "TALONS 4 U"

How about "HANDJOB" smile
Unknown User
Quote by Leftabit

PeBbLeS and Sugarspice,
We need to set up the boardroom.... so who is gonna be the Chief executive? the Company Secretary and the Treasurer?
We also need to think of a catchy name for out new Venture ?
Something like "NAILS R US" or "TALONS 4 U"

How about "HANDJOB" smile
Is that a request or a name for our business????? lol lol lol
reddog
Sexpert
well peBbles thats your massage over...... now anyone else? wink
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
Quote by blondeslave

PeBbLeS and Sugarspice,
We need to set up the boardroom.... so who is gonna be the Chief executive? the Company Secretary and the Treasurer?
We also need to think of a catchy name for out new Venture ?
Something like "NAILS R US" or "TALONS 4 U"

How about "HANDJOB" smile
Is that a request or a name for our business????? lol lol lol
It was meant to be a name for the business you noughty girl !! lol lol wink
Unknown User
Quote by Leftabit

PeBbLeS and Sugarspice,
We need to set up the boardroom.... so who is gonna be the Chief executive? the Company Secretary and the Treasurer?
We also need to think of a catchy name for out new Venture ?
Something like "NAILS R US" or "TALONS 4 U"

How about "HANDJOB" smile
Is that a request or a name for our business????? lol lol lol
It was meant to be a name for the business you noughty girl !! lol lol wink
Moi????? Naughty????? Never in a million years........ lol................ HONEST
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
I'm going to bid you all goodnight and thanks Blondslave for putting ideas into my head... smile
sugarspice_nw
Sex God
Oi Pebbles me good at Blow Job's Oops you said Blow drying redface surprisedops: :oops: But i do like going down on ladie's & men wooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pmsl lol :P smile
Unknown User
Ok Boardroom babes....Obviously as founder members of "SH Handjobs n Blowdrys"
Myself Blondeslave and Sugar are the chief excecs and will be considering aplicants for all aforementioned posts within this new company.....In the meantime we will powerdress and sit in our plush office with men in bowties and 'ikkle pinnies serving us tea and bikkies.
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Unknown User
Ok first formal request for going down south.I mean a position down south in my PM box.
Voddy,could you please clarify which position it is you are applying for or you being greedy and want to do the lot :shock: .....
Jim,coffee black with 1(for now)..
Unknown User
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
I wish I was qualified............wonder if any fella's fancy a manicure dunno

YES PLEASE, although you ain't getting anywhere near my tackle with broken nails. :scared: bolt
smokerjim
Sex God
Here you are, PeBbLeS, coffee's up, slainte biggrin
Unknown User
Its ok hungryP all fixed now...... :thumbup:
Unknown User
Ok post for chief exec' root toucher,southern division,has been filled by the most articulate Leftabit.....travel expensive to the northern chief exec' are not included in this post,but the job does have plenty of other perks wink
Unknown User
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Its ok hungryP all fixed now...... :thumbup:

That's good to know. So............ can I book a manicure then? :P wink
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Ok post for chief exec' root toucher,southern division,has been filled by the most articulate Leftabit.....travel expensive to the northern chief exec' are not included in this post,but the job does have plenty of other perks wink

The expenses I can handle....and the perks too, whatever they might be
:P
Cheers Sean x