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That stuff was nasty, waaaaaaaaaay inaccurate and just there to cause upset.
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As hilarious as I have found all this, and last night was creased up at some stuff ................. I have to admit to feeling extremely sorry for the admin on the site
, and if anybody should've been banned and had posts removed it was Just A Girl (and those posts were up for a good week). Technically we didn't break any (well not many) of their AUP! "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-orientated (but they have a sex section 
), hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."
original post:
Does anyone know how to stop a neighbors small schnauzer from barking
,,,aside from shootin the damm thing ? ? any natural sprays anti dog barker
salutions. they leave for weeks and this stoopid dog yaps all night long
Down with small dogs and fucked up pet owners..
After various well intentioned answers from forum members - the SH invasion
team entered the fray:
Can you get hold of any helium and get the dog to breath it in, whilst it
doesn't stop the dog from barking it at least makes it bark in a very high
pitch ......a change is as good as a rest?
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i dont understand this obssesion with owning dogs anyway!
EVERYONE knows goldfish are the way to go!!!!!!
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I would agree with you Mr. WUBB, the goldfish is a much quieter alternative
to owning a dog, but lack the 'lap appeal' ..
I have also found them very difficult to train and as yet havn't found a
single species that will sit and roll on command.
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Buy a bigger dog than theirs.
It won't stop the other dog from barking, but at least you will have the
satisfaction of knowing that yours is louder
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dear sir, at risk of sounding rude - you are WRONG!
i have a good friend who claims it is quite EASY to train a goldfish to roll
on command.
perhaps mr J you are settleing for less than the best money can buy?
should you need any advice on goldfish training please feel free to contact
me care of my SH towers PO box address.
WBB
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alternatively invest in a modest sized dog complete with a megaphone.
admittedly it can be rather tiring to have to run out and hold the megaphone
to the dogs mouth every time it barks, but the saving in dog food will make
it worthwhile.
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It's a size thing isn't it??? Go on admit it!!!!!!!
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Or, a very small dog with a microphone and loudspeakers !!!!
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Absolute rubbish Mr WUBB, the only way to get a goldfish to roll when you
want it to is to put it in the tumble dryer and that just isn't
right.........anyway I don't wish to become embroilled in a disagreement
about fish when the original post was concerened with dogs.
So back to the dog.........I've had some partial success with a neighbours
dog in the past by covering it's smiffies in peanut butter, the dog becomes
engrossed in licking it off and stops barking. My wife suggested that I try
doing this to stop me moaning, however when I did, the damn dog bit me.
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no i'm sorry mr davej sir, but i'd have to agree with busty.
course you can't expect to train yer run of the mill domestic goldfish to do
much more than swim through a little plastic castle, but in the wild, yer
pedigree goldfish is a cunning, ruthless predator. i believe the United
States Navy have a squad of goldfish specially trained in underwater
demolition, a bit like dolphins, except dolphins are bigger, oh and mammals,
obviously, but it's the same principle.
there's no reason why a pedigree goldfish can't be trained to come on
command, beg, bubble at strangers menacingly, etc etc
neil x x x
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:D :D 
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I think it's time to move on now. Speaking of which.... anyone got some suggestions for the next 'hit'? :giggle:
I just nearly wet myself at that post you copied into here Rainbows. had a coughing fit and had to cross my legs FFS :shock: You lot are barking! 
i had some more exposure of my well whipped backside stateside, which can only be a good thing, and even though gemgems's post was deleted, the quote with my smacked arse hanging out for all to see will remain forever. 
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FFS!! I was banned too, and I hardly posted anything!:?
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missy! you are, as ever, aside from when you're being completely barking mad obviously, the voice of reason!
i thought we we're very funny in the main, but just possibly erred ever so slightly on the "completely spamming the site and trolling it to death" side of things! :lol2: maybe we can just arise en masse in a contentious thread, and spread some good ole enlightened SH values in future. as ever, i'm guided by the principle that it's always best to reply to an existing thread, rather than start a completely random and pointless thread of my very own.
i did find the all new tranny sections a valuable addition to though.
having said all that, i'm still fucked off to see that my newly won post count has dwindled steadily throughout the day, and i now look like a complete noob, with a zero postcount, and yet still banned. this slur on my good name will not be allowed to go unchallenged!
neil x x x :P
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I'm still tempted to look for other 'serious' sites to hijack (in a harmless way) in the future.
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i cant even look to see whats been moved! its says "sorry the admin has banned your ip address!"
sniff
:lol: My IP address has been banned too - not before RWarrior had a thing to say about Just A Girl not being banned though :twisted:
damn we must really have pissed 'em off! 
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