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After attending the winchester party and having a wondeful time, i decided taht we should find out who is the best massure at SH,
Well my vote goes to a certain Female Mod - who gave me a loverly massage(?)
thank you MISSY it was loverllyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MikeC
morning MikeC its good to see you didnt die out after your lack of rest :P
If you had just asked Mike hun, I need the pracice....... i knew I should have braved the other end of the table
:cry:
Quote by cricket68
If you think his ad is badly worded, Pm him dont humiliate him on the forum.

Your advice in another thread obviously doesn't apply to comments about people who genuinely try but fail to reach your standards of spelling accuracy.
Mike.
Quote by cricket68
Just a bit of banter. If he cant take it he shouldnt be here. Maybe it will help him to find what he's looking fo anyway. At the same time we will get to know him really well!

Or alternatively we can find out more about you and make our judgements, it works both ways, and as people have met him socially and had several months to get to know him via his posts...........
I'll leave it with you rolleyes
Jas
XXX
Quote by MikeC
After attending the winchester party and having a wondeful time, i decided taht we should find out who is the best massure at SH,
Well my vote goes to a certain Female Mod - who gave me a loverly massage(?)
thank you MISSY it was loverllyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MikeC

Yeh Mike, how DID you wangle that one :shock: It was me s'posed to be getting the massage smackbottom I still can't figure out how you ended up in front of me on the receiving end!!! :undecided: One second hands on my shoulders, next second a set of shoulders in my hands :shock: dunno :smackbottom:
As it happens, t'was my pleasure Mike, rather enjoyed it cool
You lucky so and so Mike, I'd enjoy a massage from MISSCHIEF any time.... evil
Another Mike.
Ah... a massage thread... just what I need lol ...... not for any sexy reason, if just have a bad back sad
Quote by MikeNorth
You lucky so and so Mike, I'd enjoy a massage from MISSCHIEF any time.... evil
Another Mike.

Oh Mike, he was very lucky .........
I was so tempted to strangle him rotflmao
(sorry MikeC couldn't resist lol kiss )
Quote by bluexxx
Ah... a massage thread... just what I need lol ...... not for any sexy reason, if just have a bad back sad

Bog Off you, that's my line :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
Ah... a massage thread... just what I need lol ...... not for any sexy reason, if just have a bad back sad

Bog Off you, that's my line :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
No no ........ I have a bad back biggrin
and so does my wife :D
Cricket first of all this is not spelling heaven....... !!!! evil
I am bad at spelling everyone that gets my pms knows this rolleyes
oooo olive you can definatly give me a massarge next time you see me, i didnt know you were offering saturday. if you were i should have visted the other end of table.
sexysteph you are more than welcome to give me a massarge, by the way i am shy so you will have to probably introduce your self to me.
missy how did i wrangle that one hmmmmm, i know i flashed my boobs and flattered my eyelides, well actually just flattered eyelids. if you did strangle me i would have gone to swinging heaven.
SORRY ALL VERY BAD PUN!!!!!
your always welcome to give me one - thats a massarge hun
MikeC
Quote by MikeNorth
You lucky so and so Mike, I'd enjoy a massage from MISSCHIEF any time.... evil
Another Mike.

My name's not Mike and I don't think I've had a massage from Missy. Can I join the queue please?
I think the female of masseur is masseuse - sounds much more juicy!!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh Mike, he was very lucky .........
I was so tempted to strangle him rotflmao

I'm sure you're joking, and that it was really just an interesting and unusual form of neck massage, as practised by indian squaws. rolleyes
Join the queue tune, but Mikes get special dispensation, you know the song " A massage to Michael" :roll:
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
Join the queue tune, but Mikes get special dispensation, you know the song " A massage to Michael" rolleyes
Mike.

<<< open cringe-making riposte mode >>> Yeah but it ain't got no Tune!! <<< close >>>
Doesn't strike a chord with me....