Shag | Swinging Heaven

12 Feb 2005

It's SO quiet - so it must be safe to ask for a shag now???
:shock:
lol

12 Feb 2005

can I get one too??

12 Feb 2005

& dont forget me :P

12 Feb 2005

I've been waiting for hours sad

:( been horny since this afternoon (actually I think it just carried on after this mornings shag). Morbius is glued to the tv .. I may as well not exist :(
:cry: :cry:

12 Feb 2005

Can I have one too please?! :twisted:
I'm sooo horny tonight and Jon's at work :cry:
Tracy-Jayne

12 Feb 2005

*cough*

:mrgreen:

12 Feb 2005

Ooh errr, if only I had a private helicopter, enough energy and lost the worry that i'd get a heart attack, I'd be offering.... lol

12 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
*cough* :mrgreen:

yeah yeah .. you're all mouth !!!!!
(bet the countess is out with him posting that)

13 Feb 2005

Sorry chaps :D but just got back from my g/f :D --------- and I've just had one ! wink

:D

13 Feb 2005

& the rest of that saying?? & no trousers :P ok easy :twisted: what are you wearing :twisted:

13 Feb 2005

Quote by Calista
*cough* :mrgreen:

yeah yeah .. you're all mouth !!!!!
(bet the countess is out with him posting that)
Nope she's in bed waiting for a ......... :doh: BRB.
Nope not wearing any trousers...... just a nice pair of Calvin Klein jeans.

13 Feb 2005

Quote by bobup
Sorry chaps :D but just got back from my g/f :D --------- and I've just had one ! :D

So have I

13 Feb 2005

FFS - I'm not sharing a shag with you lot!! I only ever ask for one when the moon is blue and the stars are flashing and what do I get?? Others jumping on my bandwagon and NO offers to jump on my bones.
GO AWAY you lot!! cool

:P :P

13 Feb 2005

Lol, I would, but my curry just arrived, and thats faaaaaaar more important :P
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Ken

13 Feb 2005

Im gutted :cry: I have a pic in my mind of easy from a post a while back managed to save the pic but dont know how to add it rolleyes

13 Feb 2005

What's a shag, been so long can't remember

13 Feb 2005

Quote by Scandal
It's SO quiet - so it must be safe to ask for a shag now???
:shock:

:wave: :wave:
:shock:

13 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
FFS - I'm not sharing a shag with you lot!! I only ever ask for one when the moon is blue and the stars are flashing and what do I get?? Others jumping on my bandwagon and NO offers to jump on my bones.
GO AWAY you lot!!
:P :P

Helicopter is on order, just have to win the lottery to pay for it lol

13 Feb 2005

oh if you insist...

A particuarly fine blue-eyed shag, I think you'll agree!

13 Feb 2005

Just had one but thanks for asking Jags wink

Shireen
xxx

13 Feb 2005

ok only way I knew how was to make it my avatar rolleyes

13 Feb 2005

no one would want to shag me.. i have a horrid sniffle!

13 Feb 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
no one would want to shag me.. i have a horrid sniffle!

13 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
no one would want to shag me.. i have a horrid sniffle!

you darling! lol
bet countess will kill me for passing it on now!
have to say though.... tonguey has still not woke up after his afforts last night.. so it could well have been lethal. confused

13 Feb 2005

Do you still want a shag?

No need to thank me.
just throw me a Polo if ever you see me. biggrin

13 Feb 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
no one would want to shag me.. i have a horrid sniffle!

you darling! lol
bet countess will kill me for passing it on now!
have to say though.... tonguey has still not woke up after his afforts last night.. so it could well have been lethal. confused

Just give him a gentle poke to see if he's ok..... although, on second thoughts............... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Feb 2005

you shoulda come to tje Leicester munch, plenty to go around.....
btw, seeing as Voddy left me knackered sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but no shag :P

13 Feb 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
no one would want to shag me.. i have a horrid sniffle!

Me too. I certainly feel shagged out but without the enjoyable bit to get to this stage.
Let's hope we get over it soon!