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shagging the BOSS!!!

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Warming the Bed
so come on who would shag there boss..... and why, ? just for promotion?? fancy them?? tell us, and where would you like to shag them
Sex God
Most of my bosses have been guys, so I'm unlikely to shag them unless their cute wife was in the equation also smile
The one woman boss I did have once was very sexy though. But no, I didn't 'have' her, unfortunately, though she did know I wanted to!
:P If I worked as Brad Pitt's fluffer yes, we'd do a lot more than just sleep wink
I wholeheartedly agree with the practice (and making perfect wink ) of shagging the boss.
Hey, I've just realised, I AM the boss - woo hoo!!! :twisted:
Anyone looking for a payrise?
:wink:
SA
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Warming the Bed
I would love to f**k my boss...
with a nine pound sledge hammer...
but I kind of cant...
Sigh
Orgasminator
I asked my boss if i could shag his wife, he said yeah and now im divorced.
Long story neatly wrapped up biggrin
Quote by musicwasmyfirstlove
I would love to f**k my boss...
with a nine pound sledge hammer...
but I kind of cant...
Sigh

:P Send him this way hunni
If it's a man I kinda can wink
I'm a woman scorned remember
Warming the Bed
Sort of a man? A jumped up nerdy wimp like excuse of a boss. All limp wristed, pen pushing, twat faced, self centred egotistical jerk, who cant get out of his office for fear of actually getting his hands dirty.
I know he sits in his office, holding meetings with himself to avoid the reality of the job and is always sweet talking to his woman, who is the trouser wearer and you can so tell. I think if I had a pussy, and not the one you throw out in the rain for a piss, i would get better treatment.....
Can I have an IOU for the hammer job?
:notes:
:P *One IOU from Libra to musicwasmyfirstlove
There we go love. Just whisper my name into his ear. You'll have fun watching the blood drain babes wink
My boss is a complete arsehole so the only thing I'd consider shagging him with is a baseball bat! lol :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
I've shagged folk who work for me before.
I once overheard someone who came in to do some work for me say, to my boyfriend who worked for me at the time,
"That is one evil bitch of a boss you've got there how do you put up with her" mad
To which he replied "She shags my brains out everynight and so I'm too knackered to complain" :twisted:
Quote by celticq
I've shagged folk who work for me before.
I once overheard someone who came in to do some work for me say, to my boyfriend who worked for me at the time,
"That is one evil bitch of a boss you've got there how do you put up with her" mad
To which he replied "She shags my brains out everynight and so I'm too knackered to complain" :twisted:

Have you got any jobs going celticq??
I'm a "hard" worker :twisted:

bolt
Sex God
ES I'm certain I can find an opening for you :shock: - not sure why I have such I high staff turnover, I consider myself firm but fair whip
Quote by SurreySingle
I am the boss so Im hopin to see an orderly queue at my desk smile

and tehres me thinking Babe47 was clever than that!!!!!!!
NO man is the "boss"... there is always a woman standing behind somewhere
Sex God
i am boss to 20 women in my team.....so i will be pointing them toward this thread..... biggrin :D :D :D :D
heck if i am paying for the xmas night out i think i deserve some reward......
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
When my goes away on business or holidays, we have a guy who comes in to cover for him, so although not my regular boss so prob doesn't count, I have shagged him redface
I told Jon I wanted to and he said go for it so . . .
Earlier this year he was working at my office for 10 days and since I fancied the pants off him, I let him know it and . . . well we managed a little time alone shall we say :twisted:
Didn't lead to promotion, more wages or anything, but was one hell of a great time hump :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne
Casanova
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: rolleyes
Wouldn't like to say ............... :oops: :oops:
Hey, I've just thought, I'd shag someone elses boss lol
SA
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Quote by t&t
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: rolleyes
Wouldn't like to say ............... :oops: :oops:

Take it that's a yes then.....!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol:
blink bolt
Quote by Eagerslut9
My boss is a complete arsehole so the only thing I'd consider shagging him with is a baseball bat! lol :lol: :twisted: :twisted:

LOL..they aint all bad ;) as this pic shows :lol:
Lucy x
Casanova
Quote by Eagerslut9
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: rolleyes
Wouldn't like to say ............... :oops: :oops:

Take it that's a yes then.....!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol:
blink bolt
I have NO idea WHAT you mean??? confused :? :twisted: wink
Quote by t&t
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: rolleyes
Wouldn't like to say ............... :oops: :oops:

Take it that's a yes then.....!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol:
blink bolt
I have NO idea WHAT you mean??? confused :? :twisted: wink

You mean you've shagged your boss?
Shameless hussy!!!! smackbottom
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:roll: :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :P :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
I once had a boss with a beautiful mahogany desk and I kept it very well polished for him wink . I would have happily shagged my next boss, but he was gay and so not interested. I believe my current boss would like to shag me - especially after I wore thigh boots into the office for a dare - but he's too chicken and I really don't fancy him at all!
Sappho xxx
Quote by Sappho
he's too chicken
Sappho xxx

I had a liaison with a girl who worked for me (back when I was a director of a company I didn't own) and it caused all sorts of trouble for me.
So I've been very cautious about that sort of thing ever since - but I'd hate to think I was chicken wink
One thing though, I know I'm not going to sack myself for inappropriate behaviour, but you've got to be soooooo careful.
SA
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Quote by Sappho
a boss with a beautiful mahogany

Oh, forgot to mention, I'm a boss with beautiful mahogany woody that needs polishing every day wink
lol
SA
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Casanova
Quote by SpiritedAway
a boss with a beautiful mahogany

Oh, forgot to mention, I'm a boss with beautiful mahogany woody that needs polishing every day wink
lol
SA
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Mmmmmmmmmmm I do kinda like bosses ......... ooops I mean polishing ......... no no Mahogany redface surprisedops:
Sex God
Mr Sheen works wonders, but for a beautiful shine, try beeswax and plenty of rubbing.
Sappho xxx
Sex God
I'm the boss here but I don't employ anyone so I can't shag em! Anyone fancy being my unpaid housekeeper/sex slave? lol
oooooooooo gawd lord no
i dont wanna shag my boss :shock:
yuk
Quote by t&t
Mmmmmmmmmmm I do kinda like bosses ......... ooops I mean polishing ......... no no Mahogany redface surprisedops:

We all know what you mean Hun biggrin
And speaking of Hun, Sappho, I think I'd prefer to polished with the honey than the beeswax, but I'll take my fun where I can find it :twisted:
SA
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