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Shagging Vanillas?

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Quote by bluexxx

Well yes, I suppose we were all vanillas once....even blue. lol :lol:

I was once vanilla????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Nooooooooo, surely not! :uhoh:
Anyways, just to prove the point about vanillas being boring bastards and just a pain in the arse really..... my office colleague who is sitting here pretending not to be interested in swinging when he clearly is, and when he clearly has the attitude for it .... OK.... I am trying to convert him on a daily basis :lol2: ... got dumped last night sad . He just wants fuck buddies but his latest "liked him too much" rolleyes and dumped him. So.... either he starts lying to get his leg over or he becomes a swinger......
He admits to being curious... I am working on it :grin:
if anyone can...how can i say it....persuade him, it will be you.....maybe invite him along to one of your parties sometime.... :twisted:
hmmm, maybe not :shock: wink
JucyLucy
Sexpert
Having spent the last couple of months trying to fit in with the vanilla world....all I can say is........................................................ what shags dunno lol :lol:
Paul_Horwich
Warming the Bed
I want to get into swinging, I was in a vanilla relationship, it was ok, but........you know. Whats a cock feel like in your mouth?
Paul
Mal
Mod
Quote by Paul_Horwich
I want to get into swinging, I was in a vanilla relationship, it was ok, but........you know. Whats a cock feel like in your mouth?
Paul

what on earth has that got to do with this thread? dunno
little__gem
Sex God
He's heard stories about you and the HiKarate...... he wants a go of your Satnav, fog and darkness Mal! ;)
Don't be shy now....... break the newbie in nicely! lol
Paul_Horwich
Warming the Bed
Yes, break the newbie in nicely..... Mal
Ooooh thats me !!! redface
Mal
Mod
Quote by Paul_Horwich
Yes, break the newbie in nicely..... Mal
Ooooh thats me !!! redface

Except you're not that new, are you, Paul?
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by davidsplayroom
How does one tell? dunno
Hopefully a more meaningful contribution to the thread. Now that I know what it’s actually about. smile

Some of us wear Swinging Heaven pins wink
bluexxx
Sex God
My office colleague wants to know whether he will still be classed technically as a vanilla if he shoves a Cadbury's Flake up his arse... the mind boggles.... but he should sooooooooooooooo log on to the forum and introduce himself rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He won't though rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by bluexxx
My office colleague wants to know whether he will still be classed technically as a vanilla if he shoves a Cadbury's Flake up his arse... the mind boggles.... but he should sooooooooooooooo log on to the forum and introduce himself rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He won't though rolleyes

if you do it, and take pictures, and post them, then we can safely say he is no longer vanilla.
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
My office colleague wants to know whether he will still be classed technically as a vanilla if he shoves a Cadbury's Flake up his arse... the mind boggles.... but he should sooooooooooooooo log on to the forum and introduce himself rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He won't though rolleyes

Tell him that if he does, it will make him shake uncontrollably, its called the Ripple effect!
dargento
Orgasminator
wellhere i go with the fifinitive answer...................
swinging is a way of life....
vanilla dating/relations is too
the 2 DO NOT MIX.....
there are some very lucky people on this site who are in a relationship and/or married....
and both are happy with the swinging scene....you are so lucky....
no fekin way would i go back to humdrum married life .....if i am lucky enough in the future to meet some 1 who either is a swinger or would try it then i would have a relationship...of course...that would depend on them wanting a relationship with me lol.....
so NO......vanilla can kiss my cheesy grinner smile