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frogster
Sex God
SHAGS is short for Swinging Heaven Addicts Group Support
Outline
A needed support group for members that find they are spending more time than they should in the forums on SH. redface
Objective
To assist other members come to terms with their addiction, offer a supportive role and assist with denial problems
Membership
Open to all in need
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
bluexxx
Sex God
Can I have some SHAGS please! :bounce:
Calista
Sex God
Me too ..
i'm in need of SHAGS
Unknown User
I think I'd best be a member
Although I may still be in denial..... rolleyes
Unknown User
please forward me a shags form to fill in
surprised
Unknown User
The way my post count has increased just lately I reckon I need an application form please..
payne
Sex God
I need help to break free.. my housework has suffered.. my daughter now calls the television 'mummy' and devil_in_part hasn't seen me in daylight hours for a long time? Do I qualify for SHAGS? redface
Unknown User
SHAGS???did someone say SHAGS??????
:bounce: I wanna join :bounce:
Unknown User
Quote by xxdevil69
I need help to break free.. my housework has suffered.. my daughter now calls the television 'mummy' and devil_in_part hasn't seen me in daylight hours for a long time? Do I qualify for SHAGS? redface

I think you'll qualify in most peoples book wink :wink:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
We dont need shags man ! ............We are in control , we can handle it , weve just got a bit of a cold at the momnet , but we'll be fine .
Unknown User
Quote by Clare_Lincs
SHAGS???did someone say SHAGS??????
:bounce: I wanna join :bounce:

I have no doubt you too will be allowed to join with pleaseure Clare
wink smile :wink:
Vix
Sex God
It's not addiction. Jees, you could all walk away right now, watch me do it and copy. I'll show you how to leave... any minute now.
EagerSlut
Sex God
Sign me up for regular SHAGS please frogster.
It's not the addiction that's the problem, it's the way you handle it that counts!
I blame Blue and her darn party for all this!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
westerross
Sex God
I don't need SHAGS. I DON'T! I DON'T!
Did I just say that??
Jags
Sex God
I could use a SHAG(s) - does that count???
redface
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I don't need SHAGS. I DON'T! I DON'T!
Did I just say that??

TE you have a SERIOUS problem :giggle: :shock:
:bounce: :bounce:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
MrsFC
Sex God
Denial,, rolleyes I was always taught never...........never.........never........admit to anything....... cool lol
neilinleeds
Sex God
frogster, i salute you.
it's good to see such selfless dedication to SHAGS, and i trust many more members will benefit from SHAGS all round. well done that man! now i'm sure if we all rally round and offer our support in times of crisis, we can all put a smile on the faces of those in need of SHAGS!
neil x x x ;)
Midlandsman1970
Orgasminator
I thought i was the only one thats why i had to set up a "self help" group biggrin :D :D
Lisa__Maria
Warming the Bed
HEY FROGSTER CAN I HAVE MY APPLICATION IN A KEY OF G BEING THE MUSIC MAN YOU ARE I AM A HOPELESS ADDICT TO MUSIC AND SHAGS LEE
Drifter
Orgasminator
Yep, I'd like to sign up for some SHAGS. I would also like some Swinging Heaven Intensive Therapy.
Kenluvslucy
Sexlightened
biggrin Not as (over) active as some, but I get into trubble, so yea , I need an application form- and Steve- (or Shireen)- how did you get a piccie of me to use as yr avatar???---
Unknown User
One thing - when all these new young(?) studs come on here expecting an instant shag - we can just point them in the direction of this thread
et voila - an instant SHAG!
Unknown User
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Unknown User
Quote by bluexxx
Can I have some SHAGS please! :bounce:

Blue, judging by other threads you get LOADS of SHAGS, so get to the back of the queue. There are a few sad single males like me here who get bugger all. ME ME ME please.... unless I've got the wrong end of the stick..... & free shags are not actually on offer. redface sad :P
frogster
Sex God
The request for membership is growing………. I didn’t realise how serious this problem is…….. So to make this gathering into an effective action group I think we need to put a few formalities in place.
Once accepted as a member you will be able to wear the SHAG membership badge. Wear it with pride……. You deserve it!
I also think I need to elect some representatives to assist me with member’s addiction and denial problems.
An elected member will be known as a SHAGER Swinging Heaven Addicts Group Elected Representative
A SHAGER will be carefully chosen for their supportive and communication skills, and be recognisable by their special SHAGER badge of office. Mods will automatically qualify for SHAGER status as they tend to be qualified, having administered copious amounts of Swinging Heaven Intensive Therapy otherwise known as SHIT
Remember, SHAGS will always be here for you, if you feel in need, just shout for a SHAGER
SHAG Members so far
Ace in the Hole
Drifter
Kenluvslucy
Steve-Shireen
HungryP
Calista
Daveandmandywigan
Libra-Love
Xxdevil69
Clare-Lincs
Silk and Big G
Vix
Eagerslut9
Tune Essence
Midlandsman1970
SHAGER’s
Frogster
BlueXXX
Alexandra
Jags
MrsFC
Neilinleeds
Unknown User
ooooooooo Frogster!
I feel so honoured!
Just one little question - can one Shager call on the services of another Shager in a time of need?
Unknown User
OK..
The first bit of help I need is gonna be from Alexandra...MrsFc and Jags...
That should help the addiction.....
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