Shaved chest..

4 Jul 2007

Blokes not women..
My missus decided to shave my balls a few days ago, but she didn’t stop there. I now have a hair free chest as well.
She kinda likes it and funnily enough so do I. rolleyes

Does anyone have any tips on how to keep it that way without shaving all the time or using wax (not sure I can handle the pain as I’m a bloke). blink

4 Jul 2007

Best thing i can think of for your chest is veet hair removal cream i use it on my legs under arm and my bikini line its really good and it grows back softer then shaving and takes longer to grow back lol

4 Jul 2007

Yeah hair removal cream is the best advice i (Mr SRNE) can suggest, i use it on my nether regions around the area of the scrotal sack but not on it (not recommended for man bollocks, is best to shave this area), it stays smooth for a good while as, i found when i shaved, i got an itchy rash around said phallus which Miss SRNE often refered to as "spotty cock" which is neither sexy or appealing lol

4 Jul 2007

Im quite a hairy bloke and know nowt about shaving other than my chin lol

Because i'm quite hairy i wrekon it's a lot of faffing about to keep hair free so i'm not going there :lol:

4 Jul 2007

Welcome to our world - being smooth all the time takes some effort I assure you!
I personally prefer hair on a man!

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Srne
(not recommended for man bollocks, is best to shave this area)

ermm... lady bollocks???... are there such a thing?
lp
I'm kind of expecting a certain person to reply here... but I daren't voice anything aloud

4 Jul 2007

for me its a case of different "procedures" for different parts of the body.
back =waxing.. you get used to the sensation after a few times and a good waxer doesnt miss a spot. lasts for ages.
nether regions = trim with scissors to keep pubes short and shave ya spuds with a mach3 in the shower, loads of soap suds/shaving foam and some moistureiser after.
chest=Again use a large pair of scissors to keep thin. fully shaven is for pornstars/models/sportsmen only,and very last season. I guess ure itching like feck by now and i'll have a tenner bet u dont shave it again.

4 Jul 2007

But hairy chests are so :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
But hairy chests are so :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Thanks god for that!
I had a dream once that i was auctioning off sections of my body to be waxed to the highest bidder when i was skint lol

I became rich too............................................
im a bit skint at the moment come to think of it :shock:
Ohh that was my 500th post too cool

4 Jul 2007

Quote by DeeCee
for me its a case of different "procedures" for different parts of the body.
back =waxing.. you get used to the sensation after a few times and a good waxer doesnt miss a spot. lasts for ages.
nether regions = trim with scissors to keep pubes short and shave ya spuds with a mach3 in the shower, loads of soap suds/shaving foam and some moistureiser after.
chest=Again use a large pair of scissors to keep thin. fully shaven is for pornstars/models/sportsmen only,and very last season. I guess ure itching like feck by now and i'll have a tenner bet u dont shave it again.

Thankfully i fall into the sportsman/pornstar/model bracket am smooth as a babie's bum on "man bollocks", i am a great believer that if you have a neat garden people wil want to come and smell the roses lol

I personally think that chest hair is too Magnum PI esque (even if i could grow it wink

).
Each to their own you hairy sasquach lovers :twisted:

4 Jul 2007

Epilady :twisted:
Sorry but men should never remove any body hair :rascal:

4 Jul 2007

went to hospital today for ECG now got two small bare paches on chest

4 Jul 2007

I had a belly waxing experience once :shock:
If you ever see someone coming towards you with a pot of wax and one of those wooden sticks, my advice is to run :scared: as fast as you can.

4 Jul 2007

Quote by st3v3
I had a belly waxing experience once :shock:
If you ever see someone coming towards you with a pot of wax and one of those wooden sticks, my advice is to run :scared: as fast as you can.

:lol2: I can imagine your face :lol2:
Am wetting myself here Steve. I'm going to bring wax strips next time I'm down the office. I owe you some form of punishment for the pictures you keep sending me

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Epilady :twisted:
Sorry but men should never remove any body hair :rascal:

I didn't remove it - my missus did. I don't tend to argue with her when she has something sharp in her hands.
bolt

4 Jul 2007

if you have a neat garden people wil want to come and smell the roses lol

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luv it............. :lol: :lol:

5 Jul 2007

I hate hairy spuds!!
I like balding men though cool

11 Jul 2007

Quote by Srne
Yeah hair removal cream is the best advice i (Mr SRNE) can suggest, i use it on my nether regions around the area of the scrotal sack but not on it (not recommended for man bollocks, is best to shave this area), it stays smooth for a good while as, i found when i shaved, i got an itchy rash around said phallus which Miss SRNE often refered to as "spotty cock" which is neither sexy or appealing

I wish I read this before applying cream to my scrotal sack - I now know why it's not recommended.
I can't even let the mrs kiss it better as it's so sore. :cry: :cry:
It does look nice and smooth though.
wink

12 Jul 2007

Quote by tina1
I hate hairy spuds!!
I like balding men though

Thanks babes kiss

12 Jul 2007

Dont be a baby, waxing is the best hair removal for sure, it only stings for a moment and you got hair free smooth skin for weeks
lol

12 Jul 2007

Quote by mikensusi2020
I hate hairy spuds!!
I like balding men though

Thanks babes kiss

I said balding.....not bald :lol:

12 Jul 2007

Well, just to put in my two penneth.
I think a hair-free chest is a must for ladies lol

14 Jul 2007

waxing hurts like hell on chest.
and hair removal cream brings me out in a rash
so i leave well alone now.
lots of women seem to like hairy chests tho so i aint bothered.

15 Jul 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
But hairy chests are so :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by Dawnie
Sorry but men should never remove any body hair :rascal:

:inlove:
Well mines staying put thats a given lol

15 Jul 2007

I prefer hair on a man :twisted: as long as they are groomed I don't see why you need to remove it wink