Shaven Balls

30 May 2005

In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!! biggrin

30 May 2005

I read a book when I'm bored - less likely to cut myself lol

30 May 2005

Quote by lee jones
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Chafing ? how close did you shave :twisted:

30 May 2005

No cuts or scratches Im happy to report! Beginners luck perhaps??

30 May 2005

Quote by lee jones
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .

30 May 2005

Quote by davej
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .
Just checked the kitchen cupboards and only have the crunchy variety in at the moment rolleyes

Cheers for the tip...Ive just added it to this weeks shopping list!

30 May 2005

Quote by lee jones
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .
Just checked the kitchen cupboards and only have the crunchy variety in at the moment rolleyes

Cheers for the tip...Ive just added it to this weeks shopping list!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 May 2005

Quote by davej
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .
sound advice davej, i've found that most nut oils seem to do the trick !

30 May 2005

Its wonderful advice . I myself have never shaved that area due to the absence of a suitable astringent . The peanut butter sounds ideal . I wonder though since Silky is Canadian , would it be alright to add some strawberry jam as she doesnt really like the peanut butter without the jello ( I am vasectomised so naturally I would use seedless jam).

30 May 2005

Quote by davej
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .
Is this a wind up? Ive got a tub each of Nutella & Marmite in front of me and I am in the process of deciding which one to slap on. C'mon guys, reassure me Im doing the right thing? My balls have taken enough of a pasting today as it is!

30 May 2005

Hmmmmm - I have to say I am always a little confused by all the male shaving threads.
I had not tried it and read them and thought - god that has got to be awkward, uncomfortable and not worth it at all.
However a few months ago I decided to give it a go - Hot bath, razor and 10 minutes - smooth - no problem.
No chafing, no soreness. I can't recomend any moisturisers or balms as I don't use any. I do usually use the king of shaves shaving oil, but even that is optional as just water seems fine.
And as for it growing back, well I only shave when I'm going out or when I think about it and I can't say it is uncomfortable at all in between times.
Roger the Dragon cool

P.S. - I will say though if you shave your chest try not to cut your nipple as it bleeds for ages! :shock: lol

30 May 2005

Quote by lee jones
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .
Is this a wind up? Ive got a tub each of Nutella & Marmite in front of me and I am in the process of deciding which one to slap on. C'mon guys, reassure me Im doing the right thing? My balls have taken enough of a pastingtoday as it is!
Would that be toothpaste or wallpaper paste? Hope it had fungicide in if it was wallpaper paste smile

30 May 2005

Lee I can assure you it's not a wind up and the only reason for freckledbirds rolling smilies is because she well remembers the tale of the first time I used it after having it reccomended to me on here. We failed to ensure that the dog was secured in the kitchen and all hell broke loose. Dachhunds are short in the leg, but can jump surprisingly high when there's a need and I had a hell of a job getting away from the beast.

30 May 2005

So was the vinegar and brown paper tip true as well then Dave ??

30 May 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
So was the vinegar and brown paper tip true as well then Dave ??

No not really ,it just made me smelll like a fish and chip shop.

30 May 2005

Are you saying you havent met a few girls who get wet at the thought of pie chips and mushy peas ! ? :-)

30 May 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Are you saying you havent met a few girls who get wet at the thought of pie chips and mushy peas ! ? :-)

What about the whippet :twisted:

30 May 2005

I dont do whips thats Silks dept .

30 May 2005

Quote by davej
Lee I can assure you it's not a wind up and the only reason for freckledbirds rolling smilies is because she well remembers the tale of the first time I used it after having it reccomended to me on here. We failed to ensure that the dog was secured in the kitchen and all hell broke loose. Dachhunds are short in the leg, but can jump surprisingly high when there's a need and I had a hell of a job getting away from the beast.

OK then, Nutella it is. Starting to itch a little so I might just slap some on right now! Havent got the burden of any having to lock any animals away you'll be pleased to hear. Please excuse me while I get my hands dirty biggrin

30 May 2005

Swinging Heavens, Lee!!!
You're going on the advice of a few men who have allegedly 'tried' nut spread/oils??????
At least Google it and get some unbiased advice from the WWW. They might be setting you up for a terribly painful experience :shock: Are you allergic to nuts at all? Have you taken the time to do a patch test and leave it for 24 hours before going ahead with the treatment they've described? I think not - you silly, silly man.

30 May 2005

Being Canadian why not try >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Maple Leaf Syrup. ??
Just a thought and its sweeter than Peanut butter

30 May 2005

Quote by lee jones
Lee I can assure you it's not a wind up and the only reason for freckledbirds rolling smilies is because she well remembers the tale of the first time I used it after having it reccomended to me on here. We failed to ensure that the dog was secured in the kitchen and all hell broke loose. Dachhunds are short in the leg, but can jump surprisingly high when there's a need and I had a hell of a job getting away from the beast.

OK then, Nutella it is. Starting to itch a little so I might just slap some on right now! Havent got the burden of any having to lock any animals away you'll be pleased to hear. Please excuse me while I get my hands dirty biggrin

In all honesty I wouldn't. I've no experiance of the product, but I have read the contents on a tub that we have in the kitchen. Nutella contains heavy concentrates of cocoa which is a bean and not a nut. The purpose of useing the peanut butter was to take advantage of the bolloxins and vitamin B that are heavily present in nuts. Beans contain traces of twatazins which are drying compounds (try and eat a spoonfull of cocoa powder straight from the jar better still try and eat it with a dry cream cracker) the complete opposite of what you want. Honestly Lee your better off with a nut enhanced butter product so please wait until you can get some tomorrow. If you can't then perhaps some utterly butterly or some such butter based product will do as a stand by.

30 May 2005

Don't cocoa beans contain fat/oil? Maybe chocolate spread would be another alternative?

30 May 2005

Oh god, he's been gone for ages - do you think he's OK? He might be having an allergic reaction to the nut oil as we speak - his balls could be swollen to the size of footballs :shock:

30 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Don't cocoa beans contain fat/oil? Maybe chocolate spread would be another alternative?

In their natural state .....yes they do freckledbird, however the products that make their way into our cupboards are heavily processed and those natural oils are either lost, or enhanced with manufactured synthetic oils. Chocolate spread is a good example of a product that has had most of it's natural oils replaced during it's processing to be replaced by synthetics, thats why it makes a good hair gel in the short term, but in the long term causes drying of the scalp and in severe cases permanant hair loss.

30 May 2005

I once shaved off all my body hair............never again!
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

30 May 2005

Quote by davej
Don't cocoa beans contain fat/oil? Maybe chocolate spread would be another alternative?

In their natural state .....yes they do freckledbird, however the products that make their way into our cupboards are heavily processed and those natural oils are either lost, or enhanced with manufactured synthetic oils. Chocolate spread is a good example of a product that has had most of it's natural oils replaced during it's processing to be replaced by synthetics, thats why it makes a good hair gel in the short term, but in the long term causes drying of the scalp and in severe cases permanant hair loss.
You never warned me about the hair loss when you recommended it for hair gel. I was putting the hair loss down to the menopause!

30 May 2005

i asked tony if i could shave him he said
no way
nobody is going to use abic on my tackle hehe

30 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
You never warned me about the hair loss when you recommended it for hair gel. I was putting the hair loss down to the menopause!

If you had gone for the Brazillian like most ladies these days, you wouldn't have had so much hair there that it needed gel in the first place.

30 May 2005

Quote by lucylocket
i asked tony if i could shave him he said
no way
nobody is going to use abic on my tackle hehe

I can't blame him ....Biro's are great for writing a letter, but shite for removing hair