I have always had a thing about hair....I cant stand it !!! I dont mind a little bit on a woman mind .....but we are talking minimal!!!
I have always trimmed around the meat and two veg for that reason....I have what i think is a normal sized dick (8 1/2- 9 inches) after i have shaved it makes me look massive... anyone else agree ???
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Have a look at a previous dicussion - not that I want to surpress new discussion!!!
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Quote by David6969
I have always had a thing about hair....I cant stand it !!! I dont mind a little bit on a woman mind .....but we are talking minimal!!!
I have always trimmed around the meat and two veg for that reason....I have what i think is a normal sized dick (8 1/2- 9 inches) after i have shaved it makes me look massive... anyone else agree ???
Dave
Never seen it...........so can't comment
Dave_Notts
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Sex God
A couple of tips:
Don't use soap before shaving - soap strips the lanolin (natural softener) from your hair.
Use COLD water - this makes your skin contract so the hairs stand out more, and also makes the blade harder and sharper.
Yoghurt is a great moisturiser, and if you have company removing it can be a lot of fun :twisted:
Don't use soap before shaving - soap strips the lanolin (natural softener) from your hair.
Use COLD water - this makes your skin contract so the hairs stand out more, and also makes the blade harder and sharper.
Yoghurt is a great moisturiser, and if you have company removing it can be a lot of fun :twisted:
Sex God
Just to back up Ice pie on the cold shave theory, I have dug this out from a previous thread where I gave Warwick sound advice on this subject. I hope it will prove to be as usfulll this time as last.
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Ah dear Warwick, if only you hadnt listened to poor advice then you wouldn't look as though you have put your pride and joy through the office shreader. I can tell you as someone who has kept himself in trim for a number of years, that some of the advice previousely posted will only add to your woes and that if you follow my routine, then you will never suffer again.
As you will have heard, the best possible place to perform the delicate art of gliding a stiff unforgiving object, (the razor) across a soft, mallable, non uniform, tender shape (yer nuts) is the shower. Completely wrong!
Now to my point. Do not shave your tadger and accesories in the shower (despite the general advice) because the increase temperature will have made them sag and be as easy to handle as unbeaten egg whites, no dear Warwick, get them as cold as possible and you will find that they are much easier to handle.
Can I suggest that the best place to shave your Gonads is in your local fast food shop. This is what you do:-
Pack your razor into your pocket along with no more than , drive down to your local Mc 'D' and purchase a happy meal. Exchange the standard coke for a thick shake or better still a slush puppy and ask them to serve your drink first and hold the bun. Take your thick shake and ensuring the coast is clear, nip into the toilets and after whipping the top off your drink, plunge your nuts into the thick shake, the severe cold will instanly make them shrink and tighten and therefore esier to handle and shave, you will have the added benefit that the thick liquid will act as a very passable shaving foam thus further aiding your quest.
You may encounter a problem with posture in the toilet as the cubicles are small, (they were not designed with shaving in mind) however if you sit on the pan with the lid down and put one foot up on the door bolt and stretch the other across to the giant loo roll holder, you will find yourself in a position where your legs are akimbo and your now shrunken gonads, exposed and as hard as a golf ball. Now your task is simple......shave away.
Once you have finished shaving, you should again plunge your gleaming sack into the cooling liquid which also acts as a balm. Dry yourself, dress yourself, replace your drinks lid and return to the counter to collect your meal. As you will see you have now killed two birds with one stone you have shaved and lunched at the same time. You may even have had the happy benefit of collecting a two for one voucher in which case you could take a freind on your next visit.
The choice to drink your drink, or to give it to a stranger, saying you are too full to drink it, is yours and really is dependant on your mood for the day.
P.S. remember to shower when you get home otherwise your meat and veg will remain Bannana flavoured.
I hope that my advice is of use to you and that you view your next trip to get an Egg Mcmuffin as not a chore but an oppurtunity.
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Ah dear Warwick, if only you hadnt listened to poor advice then you wouldn't look as though you have put your pride and joy through the office shreader. I can tell you as someone who has kept himself in trim for a number of years, that some of the advice previousely posted will only add to your woes and that if you follow my routine, then you will never suffer again.
As you will have heard, the best possible place to perform the delicate art of gliding a stiff unforgiving object, (the razor) across a soft, mallable, non uniform, tender shape (yer nuts) is the shower. Completely wrong!
Now to my point. Do not shave your tadger and accesories in the shower (despite the general advice) because the increase temperature will have made them sag and be as easy to handle as unbeaten egg whites, no dear Warwick, get them as cold as possible and you will find that they are much easier to handle.
Can I suggest that the best place to shave your Gonads is in your local fast food shop. This is what you do:-
Pack your razor into your pocket along with no more than , drive down to your local Mc 'D' and purchase a happy meal. Exchange the standard coke for a thick shake or better still a slush puppy and ask them to serve your drink first and hold the bun. Take your thick shake and ensuring the coast is clear, nip into the toilets and after whipping the top off your drink, plunge your nuts into the thick shake, the severe cold will instanly make them shrink and tighten and therefore esier to handle and shave, you will have the added benefit that the thick liquid will act as a very passable shaving foam thus further aiding your quest.
You may encounter a problem with posture in the toilet as the cubicles are small, (they were not designed with shaving in mind) however if you sit on the pan with the lid down and put one foot up on the door bolt and stretch the other across to the giant loo roll holder, you will find yourself in a position where your legs are akimbo and your now shrunken gonads, exposed and as hard as a golf ball. Now your task is simple......shave away.
Once you have finished shaving, you should again plunge your gleaming sack into the cooling liquid which also acts as a balm. Dry yourself, dress yourself, replace your drinks lid and return to the counter to collect your meal. As you will see you have now killed two birds with one stone you have shaved and lunched at the same time. You may even have had the happy benefit of collecting a two for one voucher in which case you could take a freind on your next visit.
The choice to drink your drink, or to give it to a stranger, saying you are too full to drink it, is yours and really is dependant on your mood for the day.
P.S. remember to shower when you get home otherwise your meat and veg will remain Bannana flavoured.
I hope that my advice is of use to you and that you view your next trip to get an Egg Mcmuffin as not a chore but an oppurtunity.
Sex God
Superb!!
Quote by David6969
So what would you call normal ???
If I recall correctly, the average erect male penis size is between 5 and 7 inches. If you have 8-9 inches (and you're not cheating by starting with the tape measure against your tailbone), then that makes you above-average in the size department.
Orgasminator
My comment to this topic (& not the chocolate bar),
Shaving Downstairs -
Well seeing my bathroom at home is downstairs I find this a great advantage because if I was to try & shave upstairs this would involve the use of several mirrors dotted around my house to see the bathroom cabinet mirror :shock:
I used to wet shave but my face started to spot up like acne man, so now I have an electric razor & my face is like a babies bum (soft, kissable & spews out sh*t)
Hope this helps
The WHOOSH Man
Shaving Downstairs -
Well seeing my bathroom at home is downstairs I find this a great advantage because if I was to try & shave upstairs this would involve the use of several mirrors dotted around my house to see the bathroom cabinet mirror :shock:
I used to wet shave but my face started to spot up like acne man, so now I have an electric razor & my face is like a babies bum (soft, kissable & spews out sh*t)
Hope this helps
The WHOOSH Man
Quote by redstilletto
i think he should show it to me then i can tell him if its normal sized
:thrilled:
Red you are getting a reputation .. I whisper it quiet cos you know what some people are like !!!... its alright up north but in the southern shires it could be a problem for a lady such as you, and your brick!!!
Gilbert
Sex God
Quote by David6969
So what would you call normal ???
If you want the boring statistical definition, a normal specimen in a varying population is one which is predicted by the bell-shaped curve of normal distribution. Quite appropriate isn't it, that willies should be on the Bell curve?
In the case of human penises, the distribution is quite steep in the middle, with the first standard deviation occurring at slightly under an inch either side of the mean average. The far ends of the curve beyond the second deviation, which occurs about 2½ inches either side of the mean, are very gradual, tapering off to one inch at the extreme left of the curve and 12-13 inches at the far right. Anything outside this range is not predictable, and thus mathematically defined as a statistical anomaly or "freak".
HTH :D
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
The real knack to shaving, "down there" is to get someone else to do it for you!!
No way! Never in a million years will I allow anyone anywhere within ten feet of my bits with anything sharper than a cotton bud! :shock:
I once allowed a woman to shave my face and she cut me to ribbons!
Quote by Ice Pie
The real knack to shaving, "down there" is to get someone else to do it for you!!
No way! Never in a million years will I allow anyone anywhere within ten feet of my bits with anything sharper than a cotton bud! :shock:
I once allowed a woman to shave my face and she cut me to ribbons!
I once cut an ex of mine with an electric razor ... made a bit of a mess on his face
I now wish I'd had a cutthroat razor and made a mess with that ........
Orgasminator
Shaved balls are lovely but just make sure you keep up the maintenance work! Stubbly is NOT SEXY !
Warming the Bed
Shaving Downstairs?
Do u mean at the kitchen sink???
Do u mean at the kitchen sink???
Definately; minimal hair is the in thing. Too much is sooooo 80's.
I actually wanna open up an erotic salon that trims ladies & gents pubs. They would definately include designs & logos tailored to the customer's choice. And hey ..... all swinging heaven members would have the first trim for free and a good suck afterwards !
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
I actually wanna open up an erotic salon that trims ladies & gents pubs. They would definately include designs & logos tailored to the customer's choice. And hey ..... all swinging heaven members would have the first trim for free and a good suck afterwards !
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
Sex God
Orgasminator
Hi Judy. What is the name of the product you use?
