Shaving rash?

19 Sep 2005

I reasently shaved teh most intimate part of me! biggrin

:D
at first it felt great ((had my hand down my pants at least twice again what i usually do))
THEN DISASTER! redface

bloody shaving rash! it looked like a had a terrible diisease! :scared:
can any one please tell me how to avoid this horrid red blotchyness again?
i need your help! :confused2:

19 Sep 2005

Easy
Dont shave

19 Sep 2005

Point taken!
but i don't like pubes in my tongue stud so why shoul di wish that on anyone else?

19 Sep 2005

Quote by eddythefish
can any one please tell me how to avoid this horrid red blotchyness again?
i need your help! :confused2:

Don't shave dunno

Try the "trimmed above, shaved below" option.
That way "they" don't have to put up with long straggerley (made up word) bits, but still have a bit of 'rough' to rub where it's needed/wanted; and can T-bag you without flossing wink

19 Sep 2005

I don't shave i trim with an electric shaver. It saves the rash and reveals what you want to see.

19 Sep 2005

Try Aloe Vera gel..... Fantastic stuff biggrin

Shireen
xxx

19 Sep 2005

Use a personal trimmer above,and gillette sensitive gel for the balls..believe me..i,m a scot..and it helps to be neat when weraing a kilt !! Have fun !

19 Sep 2005

Don't shave at all. Some ladies prefer hairy gonads rolleyes

19 Sep 2005

Really?
hairy gonads? blimey!
my fuck friends loved it tho!
Yes i know you shoul donly do it for yourself but when Izzy wouldn't stop licking my balls it kinda made up my mind! :smitten:
i think from now on tho my mons ((is it still a mons in a bloke?)) will remain a hiary zone. as the save the rainforest fund keep on protesting everytime i pick up my razor!

19 Sep 2005

try using talc, it works for me..
sierra x x

19 Sep 2005

Quote by scotsbiker69
Use a personal trimmer above,and gillette sensitive gel for the balls..

My thoughts entirely, except I just use imperial leather, pull my tatas tight and I prefer girly razors

19 Sep 2005

Always use an oil for shaving and a clean /new blade with a moisturising strip
cover in vit E or Aloe vera gel afterwards

19 Sep 2005

Quote by treasurechest
Always use an oil for shaving and a clean /new blade with a moisturising strip
cover in vit E or Aloe vera gel afterwards

Ah - good, sound advise.
I agree :shock: Never re-use a blade.
Don't do it in a bath of dirty water.
Oh - and some sort of girly moisturiser.
Don't sit down with an egg in your pocket.

19 Sep 2005

Easy... wax

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Try Aloe Vera gel..... Fantastic stuff
Shireen
xxx

I'm with Shireen on this one - aloe moisturises and cools!
failing that, any unperfumed moisturiser for sensitive skin (pure shea butter is )
and if the rash is really bad, exfoliate then apply moisuriser
(also works brilliantly if you wax and then suffer from ingrowing hairs! oh the joys! but I know not of any man who be brave enough to undergo gonad waxing! :twisted:
- that said I dont care how its done, as long as it is! if I want to floss I'll use dental tape thanks! rolleyes

19 Sep 2005

firstly alho wax may seem an option i'm not completely mad! athlo i'd love to see soem one try that OUCH!
cheers for the tip on aloe vera!
but tell me whats an egg and my pocket got to do with shaving????? dunno

19 Sep 2005

Quote by eddythefish
firstly alho wax may seem an option i'm not completely mad! athlo i'd love to see soem one try that OUCH!
cheers for the tip on aloe vera!
but tell me whats an egg and my pocket got to do with shaving?????

You had to ask didn't you

19 Sep 2005

why don't you pluck them out one by one ?? :twisted:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Darkfire
failing that, any unperfumed moisturiser for sensitive skin (pure shea butter is )

I have some very nice Brittany Butter with Sea Salt Crystals in it. Any good ????

Quote by Darkfire
and if the rash is really bad, exfoliate then apply moisuriser

Bloke question rolleyes

Wtf is/who/where exfoliate ?????? dunno

:doh:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
I have some very nice Brittany Butter with Sea Salt Crystals in it. Any good ????

and if the rash is really bad, exfoliate then apply moisuriser

Bloke question rolleyes

Wtf is/who/where exfoliate ?????? dunno

:doh:
:roll: :roll: Men!
>>>resists temptation to quote a full on dictionary term >>>
exfoliating is to rub something (rubbing in a circular motion being the key) of coarse texture on the skin to remove the top layer/layers of dead skin cells and reveal newer skin underneath - hence also removes the skin which traps new hairs below the skins surface and sometimes forces them to grow inward. In the same way, exfoliating hekps unblock pores and follicles so helps to prevent spots! leaves skin smooth, soft, revitalised and glowing biggrin

Usually comes as product like a body cream with 'bits' in it - (Man tip: bit like the Swarfega with crystalls in it you were talking about lol wink

not a brillo pad or scourer!! ) Edited to add: Dammy - its the name for what you were talking about here: Tufanega is much, much better, cos it's got those little beady type things in it. Sort of scratches as you "use" it. :wink:
sea salt is really good on the ass - but food-type butter is too rich to use as a cream (the grease will cause more spots!) and too coarse for use anywhere else though - anything with really fine grains in will do the trick :D
Oh the effort we ladies put in for you lot sometimes :roll:

19 Sep 2005

I knew what exfoliating is! thank you!
I have had long term girlfriends you know!
just coz soem blokes are complete heathens does means we all are! lol

bu tyou mentioned swarfega can i use that?
its green and smells great! :silly:

19 Sep 2005

I knew what exfoliating is! thank you!
I have had long term girlfriends you know!
just coz soem blokes are complete heathens does means we all are!

Well, pardon me for unwittingly preaching to the converted!! rolleyes

:roll:

Quote by dambuster
Bloke question :roll:
Wtf is/who/where exfoliate ?????? :doh:

Sometimes you blokies might need some enlightenment :roll: :roll: biggrin

I dunno if Swarfega would work sweetie...in the interests of research why not try it? remeber to slap it on liberally and give it a good rub wink

:twisted:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by eddythefish
I knew what exfoliating is! thank you!
I have had long term girlfriends you know!
just coz soem blokes are complete heathens does means we all are!
bu tyou mentioned swarfega can i use that?
its green and smells great! :silly:

Another descriptive phrase for db - complete :lol2:
I'll add that to . . . . .
buffoon
arse
niceguy
piss-head
gent
wobbler
giver
arse
handsome bastard (yeah - know rolleyes

)
twat
good shag (yeah - I know :roll: - again)
vulgarian (tm HLB)
gorgeous
troll (tm DarkFire)
bean flicker
rotflmao

Btw - ditch the Swarfega and go for the Tufenega with the little beady things. Orange is a much prettierer colour.
(But don't forget to put cold beans in the tub wink

)

19 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
I knew what exfoliating is! thank you!
I have had long term girlfriends you know!
just coz soem blokes are complete heathens does means we all are!
bu tyou mentioned swarfega can i use that?
its green and smells great! :silly:

Btw - ditch the Swarfega and go for the Tufenega with the little beady things. Orange is a much prettierer colour.

see other post in edit, you complete Dammie biggrin

20 Sep 2005

Cut and pasted from a similar thread, but still relevant and still the quickest and most effective Eddy. What I failed to say is that it's best applied straight from the frdge.
Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions, which assists the oils in the butter, which are rich in vitamin B and anti bolloxins, to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .