She's done it again!!!!

17 Sep 2005

AARRGGGHHHH
missus minx has been out in my car this evening, Iv'e just gone to pick up my lad from work, I attempts to get into said car...............................................WHACK! hip rattler on the steering wheel, CRUNCH! leg twist in the footell, BANG! head smack on side of roof, mad

When I finally manouvre myself in, the drivers seat is in it's usual horizontal position..................AARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
am I the only one!
Please tell me im'e not suffering alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil

and just to round it off I gets a call from said son when I arrive at his place of employment...........he's caught the feckin BUS!!!!!!! :taz:
sorry peeps.............rant over wink

17 Sep 2005

:evil: She's got one, but she likes mine coz it's fast, an she can drive like a 17 year old :evil: :evil:

17 Sep 2005

Kitty's mum drives with the seat in the same position as her dad. Her mum's 5'2" and her dad's 6'3"!!
That might explain the wardrobe full of stilettos :grin: dunno

Erm.................................or does it? :twisted: :twisted:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :censored:
:rascal: :rascal:
PS I wonder if that's where Kitty gets it from?? :uhoh: :scared: :scared: bolt

17 Sep 2005

Nope your not alone and it's bloody infuriating and I'm sure that having to sit and drive in that position throws all the safety ratings out of the window, cos you can bet they are based on a person sitting in the optimum position.
Now for the life of me I can't understand why manufacturers don't put in adjustable pedals, lets face it, you can move most other parts of a vehicle to suit but not the pedals.
Now here's a thing Mr. car designer. Mrs davej is only 5'1" tall and guess what, one of the reasons why she is only 5'1" tall......and this is gonna shock you....is because her legs are short :shock: yep I know, fucking amazing that, but there ya go, consequently she uses your magnificent seat adjustments to get as far forward as possible so that she can depress the pedals, which means the steering wheel is buried in her tits.
The sooner they throw all that old crap, sterring wheel, peddles etc out and stick a joystick in em the better.

17 Sep 2005

Quote by marktheminx
AARRGGGHHHH
missus minx has been out in my car this evening, Iv'e just gone to pick up my lad from work, I attempts to get into said car...............................................WHACK! hip rattler on the steering wheel, CRUNCH! leg twist in the footell, BANG! head smack on side of roof, When I finally manouvre myself in, the drivers seat is in it's usual horizontal position..................AARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
am I the only one!
Please tell me im'e not suffering alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and just to round it off I gets a call from said son when I arrive at his place of employment...........he's caught the feckin BUS!!!!!!! :taz:
sorry peeps.............rant over

Me too - and I'm no giant!! It's actually quite difficult sliding the seat back when yer knees are clamped to your ears.
Either that or Mrs TE shoots the seat so far back I can't reach the wheel! :shock:

17 Sep 2005

My answer is loaded....... read on.....
But your son a car! ......... you won't have to go out and get him, your missus won't adjust your ride height settings..... and your son can pull birds better coz he's got a car and bring them home to meet you ..... you in turn introduce them to me..........
I'm not selfish you know.... I do have reasons for saying what I do ... hehehe

17 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Me too - and I'm no giant!! It's actually quite difficult sliding the seat back when yer knees are clamped to your ears.

Well I am a giant, but even so I have cracked my knees and cricked my back/neck a few times when SarcySue 'borrows' my car. My only saving grace is I brought a car she hates (hers is the faster of the 2) so I rarely suffer ;)

17 Sep 2005

It could be worse you could of found a few discarded condoms for a recent dogging trip :!: wink

17 Sep 2005

Yep, here too, have to be a contortionist to get into the car after she has driven it.
Selfish bitch should be on her bike anyway!

17 Sep 2005

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la la la lala
not sayin nuffin coz she's sat right next to me
lalalalala

17 Sep 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
la la la lala
not sayin nuffin coz she's sat right next to me
lalalalala

Can you adjust the seats in Reliant Robins?

17 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Can you adjust the seats in Reliant Robins?

Yep they do something in Argos for the job. I think they are called cushions.

17 Sep 2005

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18 Sep 2005

Buy a car with seat memory! They have a button you depress once you have found your optimum driving position and it memorises height of seat, distance and tilt. You can put his and hers preferences and then it is easy-peasy to just press the button and let the seat do the rest. Haven't tried one myself (way out of my budget) but this is how I understood from car sellers that it works.