shitting here stinking

17 Sep 2003

I must have one of those awful,unholy of unholy`s! a do I just s#STINK? Bloody people put ad`s up and just don`t acknowledge my sensitive ,courteous E`ssss. Re:Arsehole with 10 inch wanted too satisfy my wife while I watch::::: Poor Lass!!! I apologise for only having a nice healthy 7" But make up for my shortcummingÂ¬S in Other ways! Ok I have seen sum things but 9 " is the most genuine cock I have seen a poor Girl take and It made her grimace with the pain when the bloke actually got carried away and shoved it all in!! NO!! Methinks its a pigment of some hubby`s imagination that his poor wife is going too ly there and let the poor sod that has paid a sturdgeon two extend an otherwise perfick dick into a en edifiss the likes of we have never had before shuvv it up her pussy . I think ofall the Happy people I have met over the year`s and hope that sum of us can achieve summm happy time`s from this site as like wot it wos nintendoed 4 2. Hang on! Wot the Hell am I going On aboot nuw? Bugger me It`s that baccy again!!?? luv yoo all VICTOR!! YOO CAN PLEESE SUM OF THE PEEPLE SUM OFF THE THYMNE BUTT EVEN I CAN`T PLEEZE ALL OVV THU PEEPLE ALLOF THU THYMNE COS I`M KNACKERED TRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

17 Sep 2003

AAHH DIVINT KNAA WATT YOAR ON ABOOT BONNY LADD BUTT AHAMM SHOAR YEE DUU SOW AHLL LETT IT GAN BYE WHU THIS THYMNE !!! DE YU NIVA SLEAP BONNY LADD?

17 Sep 2003

Now I live in the north east and still can't understand what that was all about - cheered me up though!!!!

17 Sep 2003

AAHH DIVINT KNAA WATT YOAR ON ABOOT BONNY LADD BUTT AHAMM SHOAR YEE DUU SOW AHLL LETT IT GAN BYE WHU THIS THYMNE !!! DE YU NIVA SLEAP BONNY LADD?

I have consulted the BBC pronounciation department and they have proffered the following translation into Middle English:
My Good Fellow, I'm afraid I haven't the foggiest notion of which you speak but on this occasion I am prepared to ignore you. You appear jaded. May I suggest a glass of milk and a Hobnob?
P.S. You don't write Byker Grove, do you?
Hxx

17 Sep 2003

Now if you could just do that first post for me please
lhk
Kat

17 Sep 2003

It's ANOTHER whinge from ANOTHER whingy man!!!
TF for others here...
x xx

17 Sep 2003

YOU, YOU, YOU, ....... I just can't think of anything rude enough!
I'll get back to you on this..............
LHK
what am I saying?
Kat
lol

18 Sep 2003

Good old BBC pronunciation dept! Yuh can nivva git the berra uf them ya knae. Heatha wos spot on thow! Still ah divin kna wot all thu fuss is aboot anyhow?

18 Sep 2003

Kat babes - I didn't mean YOU were the whingy male (at least not on this posting!!) it was the waccy-baccy man!! Hugs and snogs and slaps on the bum.
x xx

18 Sep 2003

slaps on the bum

Thank you 'mam, please may I have another. wink

I just twigged on when I read it through. Duh!
What would you do with me eh?
No, seriously, what WOULD you do with me? :twisted:
(going to get told off by blue again for being saucy, I don't care, live life in the danger zone, thats what I say)
lhk
Kat

18 Sep 2003

What would I do with you... mmmmmmmmmm think we need to retire to Pms for that, don't want to upset the horses again!!! lol
x xx