SHMP | Swinging Heaven

26 Mar 2005

With a new General election on the horizon I thought we could elect a member for SH
They could campaign for all that is important to swingers... like swinging...swopping (no noel Edmonds types out there)
So I would like to elect Our very own Mr Dave j lol

Any concerns you have over the SH well being in the EU, then Dave j is the commissure
:lol: :lol: :lol:

26 Mar 2005

Hes a bit moderate for me :-)

26 Mar 2005

SHMP ?? = Swinging Heaven Military Prison ..
Is this a place for Banned and Booted swingers

Fred

26 Mar 2005

SHMP = Swinging Heaven Mater/Mistress of Punishment ??

26 Mar 2005

Sgt. Bilko for SHMP :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

26 Mar 2005

I suppose if no party had a clear majority, it would be a (well) hung parliament!

26 Mar 2005

Quote by MrFC
So I would like to elect Our very own Mr Dave j
:

Well his avatar has a lot in common with most MPs. I think your arse is worth a few votes! But Missy gets it from me!!

26 Mar 2005

Nope sorry to say that I'm completely wrong for the job. Haven't got a grain of political interest in my body, never voted in my life, couldn't give a flying one for who runs what, never felt passionate enough about anything to want to campaign about it. Havn't a clue whats happening in the world seeing as I don't read newspapers or watch television. I live in a peacefull world of ignorance and apathy.

26 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
Nope sorry to say that I'm completely wrong for the job. Haven't got a grain of political interest in my body, never voted in my life, couldn't give a flying one for who runs what, never felt passionate enough about anything to want to campaign about it. Havn't a clue whats happening in the world seeing as I don't read newspapers or watch television. I live in a peacefull world of ignorance and apathy.

... and a large bowel. :shock: Seems like the man for the job to me!!

26 Mar 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

SHMP ?? = Swinging Heaven Military Prison ..
Is this a place for Banned and Booted swingers

Fred

Strange I thought exactly the same thing. Then I began to wonder if Sarge had drafted in a few military policemen to patrol SH towers. Then I realised that, for the women here it's two for one. They get a copper and a soldier at the same time. Poor bastards would never see daylight again. sad

Quote by westerross
... and a large bowel. :shock: Seems like the man for the job to me!!

I disagree Tune. Dave's not gone through the rigorous years of training for a life in politics and can already ram his head firmly up his own rectum.......... seems overqualified to me tbh. confused

26 Mar 2005

Quote by easy
... and a large bowel. :shock: Seems like the man for the job to me!!

I disagree Tune. Dave's not gone through the rigorous years of training for a life in politics and can already ram his head firmly up his own rectum.......... seems overqualified to me tbh. confused

Hmm - got a point there! How about you?? :lol: :lol: Doesn't pay to stick yer head above the parapet!!

26 Mar 2005

there were a few budding M.P's in this lot......Warwick where are you?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/14206.html

26 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
there were a few budding M.P's in this lot......Warwick where are you?

funny you mention where warwick is, a good friend and were only saying the other day about his disappearance and wondered how he was.

26 Mar 2005

I`m upset *pout*
Why doesn`t anyone want me to rule the world?! evil

Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`m upset *pout*
Why doesn`t anyone want me to rule the world?!
Venusxxx

pick a link...any link rotflmao

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39323.html

27 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
I`m upset *pout*
Why doesn`t anyone want me to rule the world?!
Venusxxx

pick a link...any link rotflmao

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39323.html
<snort>
lol

Oh, poor Venus..... I'm still not voting for you though! You are way too fast revolutionary for my liking! kiss

That was a twisted compliment by the way.
/Slinks off to get another drink. rolleyes

27 Mar 2005

Sod the voters V go for proper dictatorship !

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Sod the voters V go for proper dictatorship !

Yeah but the best form of dictatorship is benevolent! lol