You think you click with a new friend and the situation is right to get naked….
After nipping to the bathroom, you return to find your willing playmate already undressed and in bed. The bed covers come back and… :shock:
What would you find the biggest turn off?
- Pubic fuzz that has the density of Epping Forest and actually needs to be parted with a rake before oral is possible.
- Pustules and boils that look ready to pop on various parts of their body.
- Pubic shaving rash that resembles a teenager’s acne-attack in full glory.
- They still have their pants on and they appear to be stained.
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Shock Turn-offs
Sex God
u know wot.....
I couldn't possible choose which is worse...
Couldn't we have an option of all????
each of them made me feel sick when i thought about them!!!!
I couldn't possible choose which is worse...
Couldn't we have an option of all????
each of them made me feel sick when i thought about them!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
u know wot.....
I couldn't possible choose which is worse...
Couldn't we have an option of all????
each of them made me feel sick when i thought about them!!!!
totally agree
all of the above Having thought about this in a little more depth…
Bikini Bush/Jockey Jungle does spoil the enjoyment for me. When you find yourself spitting /choking and even sneezing when it gets up your nose. It’s not a lot to expect at least a bit of a trim - but I have never been a Forest Fan!
With regards to Radioactive Razor Rash - I can go ages without problems and then out of the blue, all I have to do is wave a razor past me and my skin flares up like a dot-to-dot compendium. This usually means I stick to meeting people I know for a few days. I don’t find it appealing on myself, but it doesn’t phase me on others.
The discovery of secret stains would be the real no-go for me. Anything which brings into question the personal hygiene of a person just turns me right off. It is the same with sweaty people - yes people sweat - some a lot. Getting sweaty is FUN, but if the sweat pongs it is not likely to be freshly generated (as it is the bacteria breeding in the sweat which has the nasty niff rather than the sweat itself). So I guess the worst turn-off for me would be someone with stinky-sweat and untamed undergrowth sprouting out of their soiled, streaky underwear.
Bikini Bush/Jockey Jungle does spoil the enjoyment for me. When you find yourself spitting /choking and even sneezing when it gets up your nose. It’s not a lot to expect at least a bit of a trim - but I have never been a Forest Fan!
With regards to Radioactive Razor Rash - I can go ages without problems and then out of the blue, all I have to do is wave a razor past me and my skin flares up like a dot-to-dot compendium. This usually means I stick to meeting people I know for a few days. I don’t find it appealing on myself, but it doesn’t phase me on others.
The discovery of secret stains would be the real no-go for me. Anything which brings into question the personal hygiene of a person just turns me right off. It is the same with sweaty people - yes people sweat - some a lot. Getting sweaty is FUN, but if the sweat pongs it is not likely to be freshly generated (as it is the bacteria breeding in the sweat which has the nasty niff rather than the sweat itself). So I guess the worst turn-off for me would be someone with stinky-sweat and untamed undergrowth sprouting out of their soiled, streaky underwear.
Sex God
The discovery of secret stains would be the real no-go for me. Anything which brings into question the personal hygiene of a person just turns me right off. It is the same with sweaty people - yes people sweat - some a lot. Getting sweaty is FUN, but if the sweat pongs it is not likely to be freshly generated (as it is the bacteria breeding in the sweat which has the nasty niff rather than the sweat itself). So I guess the worst turn-off for me would be someone with stinky-sweat and untamed undergrowth sprouting out of their soiled, streaky underwear.
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Oh my God, I once went out with some one who didn't believe in deodorant. He said it clogs up your pores & its not natural. He also didn't believe in toilet paper!!! Soz but he stunk
hence I finished with him after the first date & NO we didn't get close 
ops: :oops:
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Oh my God, I once went out with some one who didn't believe in deodorant. He said it clogs up your pores & its not natural. He also didn't believe in toilet paper!!! Soz but he stunk
hence I finished with him after the first date & NO we didn't get close ops: :oops: Quote by hisandhers
Oh my God, I once went out with some one who didn't believe in deodorant.
I know someone who doesn't wear deo, he plays a lot of sports too, but he showers twice a day and never smells.
However, some people think that starting the day by applying a new layer of deo and failing to wash between applications is a good way to stay fresh - dirty fluckers!
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Oh my God, I once went out with some one who didn't believe in deodorant.
I know someone who doesn't wear deo, he plays a lot of sports too, but he showers twice a day and never smells.
However, some people think that starting the day by applying a new layer of deo and failing to wash between applications is a good way to stay fresh - dirty fluckers!
He didn't wash either :gagged:
Sex God
Eeeeeewwww I ca'nt be doing with any of those :shock: Anyone I swing with is gonna have to be perfect 
Mrs Lizard xxxxx
Mrs Lizard xxxxx
Warming the Bed
Got to be a boily bum, could you image it bursting while..... i'll stop there :lol:
:lol: 
hwoar:Quote by duncanlondon
Well you shouldn't really find yourself in that kind of situation, especially with swingers.
After all one only needs to ask for photos and a web cam session to get up to date proof of life.
So you ask people to strip off on cam before you agree to meet them
What if they had no pants on in their photos and on cam - and then turned up with streaky stain pants?
What if you met at a party/munch/social, spent the night chatting and just clicked. The hotel room was there - have you never thought "what the hell, you only live once!"
Quote by Lilmiss
u know wot.....
I couldn't possible choose which is worse...
Couldn't we have an option of all????
each of them made me feel sick when i thought about them!!!!
I agree 100% with Lillmiss
Too bad to choose just one!!!! I think they would all have the same effect lol
Mr goodtimez
Quote by goodtimez
u know wot.....
I couldn't possible choose which is worse...
Couldn't we have an option of all????
each of them made me feel sick when i thought about them!!!!
I agree 100% with Lillmiss
Too bad to choose just one!!!! I think they would all have the same effect lol
Mr goodtimez
So here is the 64p question.... what would you do? How would you get out of the situation?
If I see any evidence of lack of personal hygiene or general poor presentation, I just get up and go. I've done it in some cases, and would do it again.
But you shoud be able to assess potential partners by taking time to get to know them. If you rush in you are more likely to encounter a nasty surprise.
But you shoud be able to assess potential partners by taking time to get to know them. If you rush in you are more likely to encounter a nasty surprise.
Warming the Bed
Quote by dirtytwo
What about shock turn-offs WHILE you're already at it?
Like him shitting on the strap-on :shock: Dirty Fuck!
That wasn't the other half btw, but some other thing I dragged in one night
didnt u give him enema first?
:shock:
Quote by kcshaggers
Mr KC said wot about halitosis or gingivitis! urgh! Y didn't that make the list?
in fact any smells other than fresh smells from any orifice! Nothing fishy -or cheesy!
but from the list - everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stinky smell in general - total turn off.
Sweaty, smelly, stinckies don't usually come as a shock/suprise though.... you can sniff the niffy at the chatty stage
