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Shocked... Thought we had heard it all!

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Well... to say today brought a surprise is an understatment..
Talking to a couple.. we decide to swap some pics etc along with a few things about each other.. Blah blah blah yeah!! Well blow me down they send us a PDF file with a questionare ff's
How many have we played with.. Statistics as they are now lol.. whats the youngest and oldest we have played with and soo many more... some VERY personal! A PDF lol.... Jeeze!!!
Struggled to find the fluck off and die relpy bit the cheecky sods... Either press or a wind up surely to God.
Never had that before... Has anyone else???

Mike xx
We are asked to send pics all the time only never to get any back,we now use the cam,some folk just seem to get off on it.
I would have filled it in with the craziest of answers and then sent it back again lol
Louise xx
Never had that before, but I'd have done the same as Louise :giggle:
You did tell them to fluck off didn't you?
lol :lol:
you should post the questionaire on here - obviously removing their details , then we can all use it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Please tell me more (via PM!) :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sounds a bit fishy to me!! confused :?
Quote by anais
Sounds a bit fishy to me!! confused :?

I have a whale noise tape, that really sounds fishy lol
On a more serious note WTF were these people thinking, myself i would have found it hilarious and done what FB and Louise said in filling in the most ridiculous of answers and then swearing they were true!!
Some good threads on here today biggrin
Yup I would have done the same, make some stuff up - a la Boris Johnson. Got to love him biggrin
Bleedin Eck what with this and naughty nympho's experience of being rejected cos she was a care worker - for God's sake you only wanna shag them not marry them!
Well if you were to fill it in and pass the criteria and finaly meet them after several interviews you might have to fill in a satisfaction survey lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
lol :lol:
you should post the questionaire on here - obviously removing their details , then we can all use it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I agree with WBB
We could of had loads of fun, filling in imaginary details etc!! as we all know discretion is a must
Oh would love to of seen it ( without there details of course )
And nope, we never had that before although we have been asked some very very personal questions on several occasions from 1 particular user, like the name of factory Sharon works at and so on.. evidently we told him.. and more than once to mind his own !
Tony wink
While on first sight this does seem way out, can I give a different point of view?
Not long after I'd started on this site, I was making arrangements to meet with a couple. I was full of concerns about how to ask them things - things which were very important, like use of condoms for oral, and other stuff, some of which I found too embarrasing to ask them, and other questions which I was too nervous of insulting them to ask.
In the event, they were too pushy for me and we never did meet.
But at the time I remember wishing that there was a standard question list that people filled out, so that I would already have all this info, and so that i could tell them about me without feeling embarrassed.
ive experienced some very simmiler things lately, also random people who have come in the chat rooms and i feel like im in a interview.
maybe they are looking for info to write a artical for the mag?
xx fem xx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
ive experienced some very simmiler things lately, also random people who have come in the chat rooms and i feel like im in a interview.
maybe they are looking for info to write a artical for the mag?
xx fem xx

Gosh, didn't think of that! :shock:
One other strange thing about though is that if it's a PDF,how were you expected to fill it in and return it?
I thought you couldn't edit PDF files or is there some way to do that?. Were they expecting you to print it, fill it in and then post it back? confused
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I got a reply to my ad... it was about 6 paragraphs long.. which was good, as it wasn't the usual one liner... but it was a bit much.
Anyhow, he asked me if he wasn't successful could i please give him a full explanation why. I replied with a reason, but that wasn't enough...
He then mailed me again saying it was "common curtesy to reply to emails with a full explanation of why he failed" and could i do it in "Job application form" set out :shock:
He had set out Q's for me like.. What size manhood do i prefare and stuff like that. He continued to mail me after replying again so i copy and pasted the Q's he wanted answering and answered each 1 with "none of your buisness"!!!!
He got the message after that and didn't reply again.
It was wierd tho, he had me thinking he was some kind of reporter or something confused
Well i would very much love to post the details in here but No its not right eh.. they claim they are quite new and its the easiest way of securing the answers to the questions they need lol... NEED??? It was sent via personal e-mail after exchanging a few mails.
Not sure if its a wind up or what at this stage lol... We have told them what we think.. No Reply as yet!
Not giving them bugger all answers and no not meeting them either lol... Cheeky sods.
Never before heard such crap.. made us laugh though, maybe even just a way they use to put people off gently, who knows? If it was it works lol.
The only other times we have ever had a PDF file sent was a Bloody Instruction manuel lol....
Thanks for the interest though... Its an odd one for sure!
Mike xx
Quote by westerross
One other strange thing about though is that if it's a PDF,how were you expected to fill it in and return it?
I thought you couldn't edit PDF files or is there some way to do that?. Were they expecting you to print it, fill it in and then post it back? confused
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Good point??? As said only ever recieved instructions Via a PDF before!!
Bloody Odd lol..
Mike
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Please tell me more (via PM!) :shock: :shock: :shock:

Thanks Sarge... If anything more happens you can have the first Bite lol....
Cheers..
Mike
Quote by mdr2000
...Well blow me down they send us a PDF file with a questionare ff's...


a PDF file? :shock:
I bet dey be dem 'professionals' everybody keeps going on about! :giggle:
Quote by well_busty_babe
lol :lol:
you should post the questionaire on here - obviously removing their details , then we can all use it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YES! :bounce: Post :bounce: Post :bounce: Post :bounce: Post :bounce: Post!!!
If they are newbies, I think this thread might just have made them re-think their approach lol
I can't post it can I ??
Noooo I can't...
I can't??
Quote by mdr2000
I can't post it can I ??
Noooo I can't...
I can't??

:twisted:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I can't post it can I ??
Noooo I can't...
I can't??

:twisted:
Tony lol..... Stop it ...Noooooooo I can't.
I would love to see it
as long as you remove all there personal info if any
then maybe we can all have a go at filing it in biggrin
you could even split it between 2 post's if it makes you feel better lol
Tony :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
If they are newbies, I think this thread might just have made them re-think their approach lol

Thats my point...
Newbies would not ask the questions..
Example:
Has the male ever given or recieved anal sex with either a woman or male?
Has either of you ever wanted to meet others outside of the lifestyle to engage in sexual practices?
What would your reaction be to a split Condom?
Would you consider meeting anyone alone from a couple behind the partners back?
And the list goes on for 42 questions... 40 bloody 2 lol!!
newbies my Bum....
Mike xx
hmmm sounds a bit fishy to me
Maybe if we seen the rest we could engineer a conclusion :twisted:
Tony wink
Quote by mdr2000
I can't post it can I ??
Noooo I can't...
I can't??

:twisted:
Tony lol..... Stop it ...Noooooooo I can't.
YES you can!!!
:bounce: Post :bounce: Post :bounce: Post :bounce: Post :bounce: Post!!!