OK, Mrs Belle is sick to the back teeth of Mr Belle constantly pointing out how many shoes Mrs Belle has. Whenever Mrs Belle gets another pair, Mr Belle rants on - unless of course they are long heels, it's different when they are heels.
So come on, tell Mr Belle how necessary shoes are.
You complete let down! Go and stand in the corner (in your boots)
Did I say you were to wear anything other than your boots.....?
I thought you was asking for shoes for a minute, was going to offer you my cherry reds. Size 10 steel toe White laces, and very well ox bloodied!!! :0)
Erm...
My husband owns many more pairs of shoes than I do. They're shoes. Keep the shoes, give me experiences...holidays..."doing stuff"
Want me to get started on Mr Belle and cables...?
He has a fetish for them, I'm certain; computer ones, car ones, telephone ones, more computer ones. He says they are useful - so why are they in boxes in the garage?
When I first met Mrs Hot I simply could not comprehend the whole shoes, bags, perfume, make up thing. There were shoes that lived on the dressing table, bags that decorated tables and baskets full of multi coloured perfume bottles in the bedroom.
Six years later - I understand her totally. It is what makes her a woman and I love her style, her taste and her attitude. I would never question anything she buys because she is all woman and it all looks great on her. Even if it is never worn or used - she is a woman and this is what makes her the way she is.
From a mans perspective, I would much rather see a wardrobe full of sexy shoes and boots than a cloak room full of crocs, trainers and sensibles.
May I offer my sympathy to Mr Belle. If he needs the support of fellow sufferes, I am National Coordiantor for the Swinging Shoe Fetishists Victims Support Group and can put him in touch.
