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In porn films and stuff along with the LA style over inflated boobs or overly developed body muscle. I also notice that the shoes or boots mostly seem to sport massive and i mean massive block heels and soles.
Now I do like a heel stilleto style or similar though i also quite like a flat shoe. In fact I quite like bedroom footwear on a women. What i don't get though is this type massive block and commonly see through of type of thing. Most ungainly I mean its mostly a great looking foot and the top of the shoe is fine but the frigging heel and soul for gods sake. It looks like an over inflated glacier mint. Does nothing to balance a nicely formed foot or leg and when you see the girls walk in them in the porn flics it just makes me think "Aww love you look like your in pain you can get some heame hemer hamearoi PILE! cream for that at the chemists you know"
Ooooooooh! A shoe thread! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'll get my camera out when I get home Lost! :rascal:
Cor, didn't take you long to spot this thread did it? 3 minutes.....
:rascal:
now do you see what i mean about dennis? pmsl
If u think about it - there is another more basic question than that, namely the the size of the heels -its why is it the woman are always wearing shoes at all when having sex? I have to say it is a turn-on - but for some reason i cant work out why.
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If u think about it - there is another more basic question than that, namely the the size of the heels -its why is it the woman are always wearing shoes at all when having sex? I have to say it is a turn-on - but for some reason i cant work out why.

Well for me, some of my shoes have never made it out the bedroom. Mainly because the heels are so ridiculous I can't walk in them without falling over! lol
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Cor, didn't take you long to spot this thread did it? 3 minutes.....
:rascal:
now do you see what i mean about dennis? pmsl

I still don't know who Dennis is. redface
Ms Dirtygirly
why do you buy these shoes - if you cant walk in them - or do you hire them out to porn starlets?
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Ms Dirtygirly
why do you buy these shoes - if you cant walk in them - or do you hire them out to porn starlets?

You just don't understand! rolleyes
You're a man... it's to be expected! :giggle:
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I have loads of shoes and boots, but for some reason i just cant get my head around shagging in them. I mean i love to use my legs and feet when getting down to the deed, and im worried id hurt someone with wearing them. rolleyes
Ahh...of course...i am a man..how possible could i understand..
I understand high heels. there is no denying that they improve the look of most arses.
The platform soled shoes I dont understand. I think its a tradition or an old charter or something dating back to those godawful porn films of the 70s that survived well into the eighties.
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I have loads of shoes and boots, but for some reason i just cant get my head around shagging in them. I mean i love to use my legs and feet when getting down to the deed, and im worried id hurt someone with wearing them. rolleyes

Got to say Mrs Hell,wouldn't even feel the pain if
you were wearing those boots you got on in your pic redface
Stunning though !!!
L.B
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I have loads of shoes and boots, but for some reason i just cant get my head around shagging in them. I mean i love to use my legs and feet when getting down to the deed, and im worried id hurt someone with wearing them. rolleyes

Got to say Mrs Hell,wouldn't even feel the pain if
you were wearing those boots you got on in your pic redface
Stunning though !!!
L.B
Ty surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Well for me, some of my shoes have never made it out the bedroom. Mainly because the heels are so ridiculous I can't walk in them without falling over! lol

My thigh highs are like that - I'd love to wear them to a club or something but I'd end up in A&E redface
I went to an all girlie party once, once we had finished swopping clothes.
The shoes / boots were next to be tried on!! :twisted: :twisted:
There are some photos somewhere :twisted: :twisted:
Have to try and find them.
Quote by Sarah
I went to an all girlie party once, once we had finished swopping clothes.
The shoes / boots were next to be tried on!! :twisted: :twisted:
There are some photos somewhere :twisted: :twisted:
Have to try and find them.

I remember the Raiders of the Sassy Shoe Cupboard once too rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I went to an all girlie party once, once we had finished swopping clothes.
The shoes / boots were next to be tried on!! :twisted: :twisted:
There are some photos somewhere :twisted: :twisted:
Have to try and find them.

I remember the Raiders of the Sassy Shoe Cupboard once too rolleyes
I wouldn't know what you are talking about! redface
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Cor, didn't take you long to spot this thread did it? 3 minutes.....
:rascal:
now do you see what i mean about dennis? pmsl

I still don't know who Dennis is. redface
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Cor, didn't take you long to spot this thread did it? 3 minutes.....
:rascal:
now do you see what i mean about dennis? pmsl

I still don't know who Dennis is. redface

Hey. Isn't that :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: the guy I met in Chams last week?
yes..u are right..before going to the IMF to get a loan to bail out the UK - Dennis healey was well-known stud muffin. Alistair darling has big shoes to fill.

Nope cant say I have any "porn" shoes innocent All the ones I have I can walk in :smug:
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Well for me, some of my shoes have never made it out the bedroom. Mainly because the heels are so ridiculous I can't walk in them without falling over! lol

I love you!
I've always had a thing for kinky footwear, and for me the higher the heels the better.
Admittedly when they get ridiculous (as in some porn films) it gets a bit much but the usual platform shoes are a real turn on for me...more so than normal stilettos. If a girl takes them off in a porn film I lose interest.
I've often wondered why I get turned on by this and the only conclusion I can come to is that it's all because I've a preference for legs and arse. A good heel makes the calf muscles look better and the butt look firmer.