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Quote by Xjxkx
Can 'Shoogle' please advise on what to do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant confused:
dunno

No idea but from your sig I guess it's you been making the dents in my Landys rear tub lol
Quote by Xjxkx
Can 'Shoogle' please advise on what to do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant confused:
dunno

Film it and post it on I-TUBE biggrin
Can 'Shoogle' please advise on what to do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant confused:
dunno

Film it and post it on I-TUBE biggrin
Yes but to make it clear put it in the the "endangered animals eating endangered plants" section
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Bit of a problem at Keeno Towers, my girlfriend has mixed the chocolate covered peanuts with the chocolate covered raisins. confused I love the peanuts but I'm not so keen on the raisins. How can I ensure that when I settle down on the sofa to watch CSI that I only eat the peanuts?
Quote by keeno
Bit of a problem at Keeno Towers, my girlfriend has mixed the chocolate covered peanuts with the chocolate covered raisins. confused I love the peanuts but I'm not so keen on the raisins. How can I ensure that when I settle down on the sofa to watch CSI that I only eat the peanuts?

Spit them out!
Quote by jaymar
Bit of a problem at Keeno Towers, my girlfriend has mixed the chocolate covered peanuts with the chocolate covered raisins. confused I love the peanuts but I'm not so keen on the raisins. How can I ensure that when I settle down on the sofa to watch CSI that I only eat the peanuts?

Spit them out!
And who cleans the carpet? :?
Quote by keeno
Bit of a problem at Keeno Towers, my girlfriend has mixed the chocolate covered peanuts with the chocolate covered raisins. confused I love the peanuts but I'm not so keen on the raisins. How can I ensure that when I settle down on the sofa to watch CSI that I only eat the peanuts?

Ahhh you need the "Revels Technique". (For thouse that dislike the orange/coffee flavoured Revels).
For this to work you have to eat your sweets singularly - just give them a little squeeze between your fingertips. If the sweet offers little resistance and squishes then it's a raisin, if you squeeze and nothing happens it's a peanut!
lol
Quote by Kiss
Bit of a problem at Keeno Towers, my girlfriend has mixed the chocolate covered peanuts with the chocolate covered raisins. confused I love the peanuts but I'm not so keen on the raisins. How can I ensure that when I settle down on the sofa to watch CSI that I only eat the peanuts?

Ahhh you need the "Revels Technique". (For thouse that dislike the orange/coffee flavoured Revels).
For this to work you have to eat your sweets singularly - just give them a little squeeze between your fingertips. If the sweet offers little resistance and squishes then it's a raisin, if you squeeze and nothing happens it's a peanut!
lol
I know I'm being difficult but I think no-one will touch my sticky squeezed raisins redface
Quote by keeno
Bit of a problem at Keeno Towers, my girlfriend has mixed the chocolate covered peanuts with the chocolate covered raisins. confused I love the peanuts but I'm not so keen on the raisins. How can I ensure that when I settle down on the sofa to watch CSI that I only eat the peanuts?

Turn the TV over to a different channel
:smug:
Quote by keeno
Bit of a problem at Keeno Towers, my girlfriend has mixed the chocolate covered peanuts with the chocolate covered raisins. confused I love the peanuts but I'm not so keen on the raisins. How can I ensure that when I settle down on the sofa to watch CSI that I only eat the peanuts?

Spit them out!
And who cleans the carpet? :?
rolleyes the dogs of course!
Quote by jaymar
Bit of a problem at Keeno Towers, my girlfriend has mixed the chocolate covered peanuts with the chocolate covered raisins. confused I love the peanuts but I'm not so keen on the raisins. How can I ensure that when I settle down on the sofa to watch CSI that I only eat the peanuts?

Spit them out!
And who cleans the carpet? :?
rolleyes the dogs of course!
I've only got a cat. I'm afraid that he considers eating food off the carpet a bit too much like work. He doesn't do the 'W' word. redface
I'm curious about aspects of the BDSM scene and the whole Master/Mistress slave thing.
Its not so much the physical aspect ot it, the actual acts that are involved, Wikipeadia has been more then helpful in that respect.
I'm more curious about the personal relationship side of it - does the master/mistress love their slave in a vanilla sence, or do they percieve them purely as an object. That kind of thing.
Does anyone know a good site, or a book they can recomend, that may shed some light on this. Or is there a Master/Mistress willing to chat about this with me.
never been in a propper master/slave...mistress/sub type relationship before...though I have been interested in the *scene* for some time...
...one thing I can say for sure, is that all sorts of people are into BDSM for all sorts of reasons, and have allsorts of relationships...
allsorts...
and that answer was no good to you whatso ever...was it?
lp
Quote by redangel
I'm curious about aspects of the BDSM scene and the whole Master/Mistress slave thing.
Its not so much the physical aspect ot it, the actual acts that are involved, Wikipeadia has been more then helpful in that respect.
I'm more curious about the personal relationship side of it - does the master/mistress love their slave in a vanilla sence, or do they percieve them purely as an object. That kind of thing.
Does anyone know a good site, or a book they can recomend, that may shed some light on this. Or is there a Master/Mistress willing to chat about this with me.

You have a PM!
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Can anyone remember the name of the TV programme in which some big shot bloke goes into failing businesses & tries to turn them around? Or his name perhaps? dunno
Quote by winchwench
Can anyone remember the name of the TV programme in which some big shot bloke goes into failing businesses & tries to turn them around? Or his name perhaps? dunno

Trouble at the top? :dunno:
Quote by winchwench
Can anyone remember the name of the TV programme in which some big shot bloke goes into failing businesses & tries to turn them around? Or his name perhaps? dunno

If it's the restaurant one it's Gordon Ramsay, he did that, run down just about bankrupt restaurants and made them prosperous again.. not that I fancy Gordon Ramsay mind you.. not at all ! :shock:
Quote by Kiss
Can anyone remember the name of the TV programme in which some big shot bloke goes into failing businesses & tries to turn them around? Or his name perhaps? dunno

Trouble at the top? :dunno:
kiss Thank you hun- well it has to be worth a shot :dunno: And it would make an interesting programme! wink
Quote by jaymar
Can anyone remember the name of the TV programme in which some big shot bloke goes into failing businesses & tries to turn them around? Or his name perhaps? dunno

If it's the restaurant one it's Gordon Ramsay, he did that, run down just about bankrupt restaurants and made them prosperous again.. not that I fancy Gordon Ramsay mind you.. not at all ! :shock:
Not the restraunt one hun- TY though hun kiss
Beginning to wonder if it was trouble at the top now, I think that was more fly on the wall whereas the one Im looking for had a guy (I can picture him- just can't think of his name!) who went in & advised. A bit like the "hotel inspector". Ish. lol
Quote by winchwench
Not the restraunt one hun- TY though hun kiss
Beginning to wonder if it was trouble at the top now, I think that was more fly on the wall whereas the one Im looking for had a guy (I can picture him- just can't think of his name!) who went in & advised. A bit like the "hotel inspector". Ish. lol

I think I know the one you mean but can't remember the name of it either and it's driving me mad now..... :crazy:
I'll put my thinking cap on and let you know if it comes to me....... neutral
Quote by winchwench
Can anyone remember the name of the TV programme in which some big shot bloke goes into failing businesses & tries to turn them around? Or his name perhaps? dunno

The man was the ex head of ICI, I think he was called John Harvey Jones.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Troubleshooter!
PK, Keeno and, yes, you bouncing around in the back looking smug- I owe you all one! kiss
Quote by winchwench
PK, Keeno and, yes, you bouncing around in the back looking smug- I owe you all one! kiss

Do we get a prize??
Quote by keeno
PK, Keeno and, yes, you bouncing around in the back looking smug- I owe you all one! kiss

Do we get a prize??
Boobie prize do ya? :giggle:
Quote by winchwench
Boobie prize do ya? :giggle:

You have to ask? :rascal:
Quote by winchwench
PK, Keeno and, yes, you bouncing around in the back looking smug- I owe you all one! kiss

Do we get a prize??
Boobie prize do ya? :giggle:
That'll do nicely biggrin
I just used this phrase in a thread and realised I don't know the exact wording or origins. Can anybody help
All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing
Quote by keeno
I just used this phrase in a thread and realised I don't know the exact wording or origins. Can anybody help
All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing

Its from
The failure to condemn an activity is indeed, an offer of tacit approval.
All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing
- Edmund Burke
i shall do more digging
Quote by felixx1416
I just used this phrase in a thread and realised I don't know the exact wording or origins. Can anybody help
All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing

Its from
The failure to condemn an activity is indeed, an offer of tacit approval.
All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing
- Edmund Burke
i shall do more digging
Bad boy felixx,go dig over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
:giggle:
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Nicky