Quote by triker69uk
Why has a giraffe got such a long neck?
Cos its head is so far away from its body?
:D :D Why is a giraffe's head so far away from its body?
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Why can't I stop eating Bonne Maman Creme brulees? 
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Why is a giraffe's head so far away from its body?
Evolution. :D
Surely that how not why
Ok then... so it can survive. If it were much shorter it would be in direct competition for food with other species.
That was Darwin's explanation Kissy. I have seen another theory:
Simmons and Scheepers (1996) suggests that the increased neck length has a sexually selected males fight for dominance over females by clubbing opponents with their massive heads and intrasexual combat is called “necking” through which larger-necked males gain the greatest access to estrous females and thus, have a greater contribution to the genetic makeup of the next most recent explanation is most plausible since it provides better evidence for evolution.
Now there's an intriguing new meaning for "necking". lol
Isn't googling marvellous!
Mike.. a man after my own nerdy heart. :lol2:
Had I thought I was being asked a real question I may have put some thought into my answer. But alas I'm too lazy.
One of my favourite creautres is the Giraffe. No idea why but I've been quietly obsessed with them ever since I was a small child.
I've only ever seen their strange ritual of swinging their necks at each other on documentaries, but it actually looks extremely violent! :shock:
Had I thought I was being asked a real question I may have put some thought into my answer. But alas I'm too lazy.
One of my favourite creautres is the Giraffe. No idea why but I've been quietly obsessed with them ever since I was a small child.
I've only ever seen their strange ritual of swinging their necks at each other on documentaries, but it actually looks extremely violent! :shock:
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Quote by Kiss
Mike.. a man after my own nerdy heart. :lol2: :wink
Nerdy? :shock: Intellectual, please!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: (Damn, I knew I couldn't say that and keep a straight face.
) Quote by blueandpink
Why can't I stop eating Bonne Maman Creme brulees?
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Acouple of words come to mind:
lack
willpower
greedy
Pig
Sorry
:D :D I think maybe they contain a cocktail of chemicals that make them addictive to certain people. It's not your fault, you've become a victim of a conspiracy to sell more :shock:
Sex God
Why can't I stop eating Bonne Maman Creme brulees?
pink x
Acouple of words come to mind:
lack
willpower
greedy
Pig feckin' charming
Sorry
:D :D I think maybe they contain a cocktail of chemicals that make them addictive to certain people. It's not your fault, you've become a victim of a conspiracy to sell more :shock:
Don't mince your words Keeno! But you are in fact right I am a victim of a conspiracy (cough) they just jump out at me as I shop....I must resist...I must resist
Sex God
Sorry about that. I seem to be on a one man lack of charm offensive
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I saw your post and couldn't resist. I tried and tried to find different words but I couldn't.
I have a similar problem to you but it involves my mouth and my foot.
OK my turn for cruelty to horrid gobby men
, has your chest hair got glitter mingled in? ha ha Sex God
Not sure, could be the silver hairs of maturity or the sheen of sweaty fear. :cry:
don't believe you, you've added glitter to make you shine a little more
p.s. have the same prob myself with reducing pics going weird, just be glad you're not wearing fishnets
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Not sure, could be the silver hairs of maturity or the sheen of sweaty fear. :cry:
don't believe you, you've added glitter to make you shine a little more
p.s. have the same prob myself with reducing pics going weird, just be glad you're not wearing fishnets
I like your fish nets :twisted:
not for me to wear you understand
oh bugger 
Quote by blueandpink
Not sure, could be the silver hairs of maturity or the sheen of sweaty fear. :cry:
don't believe you, you've added glitter to make you shine a little more
p.s. have the same prob myself with reducing pics going weird, just be glad you're not wearing fishnets
But I am
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Sex God
Why in porn films do they never show women having a hip bucking, hair pulling, face contorting kinda orgasm? They always seem to be permanently moaning at the same level, not a crescendo of passion
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I'm guessing they're trying to "act" the middle ground. Too much hip-bucking, and people watching will be going "yeah, right-overacting or what?" Therefore the girls are underplaying their orgasms to make them seem more realistic Thats my best guess anyway.
I can unashamedly act my socks off :smug:.....pity I've not got the body for porn really
"yeah, right-overacting or what?" Therefore the girls are underplaying their orgasms to make them seem more realistic Thats my best guess anyway.I can unashamedly act my socks off :smug:.....pity I've not got the body for porn really
Sex God
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I'm guessing they're trying to "act" the middle ground. Too much hip-bucking, and people watching will be going
I can unashamedly act my socks off :smug:.....pity I've not got the body for porn really
But that is realistic for me
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