Signals in a Jacuzzi?

19 Mar 2006

Morning all
I was at Rio's yesterday (Saturday), and while in the Jacuzzi, one of the women who was not a member of our party, suddenly scooped up a mouthful of Jacuzzi water and spat it about a metre in my direction and then repeated this action twice more.
I asked if it tasted nice and she said it was alright. I turned to the chap I knew next to me and asked him if he thought it was the Jacuzzi equivalent signal of an interior light going on when dogging (though I have only seen that happen once in all my years of dogging). He had no idea as well so I whooshed over to this lady and waited for a reaction. None whatsoever so I gave up and went for a drink.
So does anyone know are there any signals for giving out in a Jacuzzi confused

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Regards
Harry Jones

19 Mar 2006

I have analyzed this carefully now and these are my conclusions.
It may be any one of these.
1, She though you needed a shower.
2, She was washing her mouth out but you was in her way.
3, She was trying to call you a squirt.
4, She was trying to tell you she squirts.
5, Thats her idea of water sports.
6, She just likes the taste of the water that others might of peed in.
7, She was just a cock tease sad

I have no idea of the real reason though, all i can think of is generally if your interested then you do something in that persons direction but with you getting no response from her then maybe just option 7 although maybe it could be a negative response telling you "don't come within this distance"
Would be interesting if anyone does know the answer to this though, not that i would do it, there is lots of other ways i would prefer to show i'm "interested" rather than have water in my mouth that lots of others might of peed or whatever else in confused

Shaz x

19 Mar 2006

I don't use the Jacuzzi in Rio's, let alone put the water in my mouth!

19 Mar 2006

Quote by HarryJones
So does anyone know are there any signals for giving out in a Jacuzzi :

I know mine are a lot more obvious than spitting water :twisted:

19 Mar 2006

At least she didn't blow bubbles :giggle:

19 Mar 2006

mmm we also havent heard of this before but as siad above maybe she just wanted to wash her mouth lol

19 Mar 2006

Perhaps she was spitting the water at you in a negative way.....maybe trying to shoo you away! lol

19 Mar 2006

May be you were unaware of something unpleasant stuck on your shoulder :shock: and she was just trying to splash it off for you. dunno

19 Mar 2006

After long thoughtfull deliberation that lasted well in excess of seconds i have come to realise that I haven't got a clue what the answer is.......
It does remind me of an occasion in the jacuzzi at chameleons though, I was sat next to a woman and her husband/partner was sat the other side of her.... all of a sudden, with no warning whatsoever the woman in question grabbed both myself and her partner by the cock and started wanking us of......... i reckon it was her way of telling her partner she wanted a winter skiing holiday but if anyone else has any idea's i'd be more than happy to hear your suggestions lol

19 Mar 2006

You didn't see her tucking her toothbrush back into the top of her briefs then?

19 Mar 2006

Was she playing charades with someone and trying to portray Free Willie? dunno

19 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Was she playing charades with someone and trying to portray Free Willie?

Bit dodgy that in a jacuzzi full of testosterone innit?

19 Mar 2006

Maybe a bit more banter and less whooshing and you might have found out
sleazy babe she might have been slipping under and using you both to keep afloat ?

19 Mar 2006

i think its diffarent for men than women but i have always found that when in a jacuzzi guys tend to just sit next to you and start to feel u up lol
as for the water spitting thing.........i have no idea confused

19 Mar 2006

:twisted: maybe I'ts her way of showing that she doesn't swallow!!! :twisted:

19 Mar 2006

Quite eccentric, but she wanted your attention Harry. I know because i was there. wink

19 Mar 2006

Wow thanks for all your responses.

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have analyzed this carefully now and these are my conclusions.
It may be any one of these.
5, Thats her idea of water sports.
7, She was just a cock tease
Shaz x

5, Dman I could have taught her properly wink

7, yep I think nail on head comes to mind

Quote by da69ve
Perhaps she was spitting the water at you in a negative way.....maybe trying to shoo you away!

I was two metres away chatting socially to another geezer, I hardly needed shooing away.

Quote by PoloLady
May be you were unaware of something unpleasant stuck on your shoulder :shock: and she was just trying to splash it off for you.

That's no way to describe my face :!: :twisted: I know I am ugly but that is going to far :lol:

Quote by sleazy
After long thoughtfull deliberation that lasted well in excess of seconds i have come to realise that I haven't got a clue what the answer is.......
It does remind me of an occasion in the jacuzzi at chameleons though, I was sat next to a woman and her husband/partner was sat the other side of her.... all of a sudden, with no warning whatsoever the woman in question grabbed both myself and her partner by the cock and started wanking us of......... i reckon it was her way of telling her partner she wanted a winter skiing holiday but if anyone else has any idea's i'd be more than happy to hear your suggestions lol

Thats not fair sleazy, I have been to Rio's about four times now and normally do four hour stints and am still yet to have a female touch me. I sit all polite and patient like and on rare occasions start conversations (I was chatting to this couple once as he had been up my neck of the woods during the war).

Quote by westerross
You didn't see her tucking her toothbrush back into the top of her briefs then?

Ermm No, the chlorine had made me go blind by that point :!:

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i think its diffarent for men than women but i have always found that when in a jacuzzi guys tend to just sit next to you and start to feel u up lol
as for the water spitting thing.........i have no idea

Hiya NN. Do guys really do that? The most forward I have ever been is that I admit that whilst under the influence of a Â£1 bottle of weak real ale from Somerfield yesterday I did get forward enough to stroke the ankle of a female in our group (or was it the hand of the bloke sitting opposite, I can never work out where peoples limbs are under the cloudy water :lol: )

Quote by Vicky_uk
Maybe a bit more banter and less whooshing and you might have found out

Thanks for that tip Vicky. Just to clarify the whooshing bit, I was a good two metres from this woman, and thought it rude to shout across the Jacuzzi to her while she was playing with two men, so I walked, but as you can't walk in the Jacuzzi I have badly described the walking through water movement as whooshing. I merely arrived near to her, paused to see if there was any reaction and to think about what i should say (my normal ice breaker is someone asking me the time as I always keep my watch on), got "piss off" vibes so kept going as they were right by the steps anyway.

Quote by redpantherman
:twisted: maybe I'ts her way of showing that she doesn't swallow!!! :twisted:

:lol:
Regards all
Harry Jones

19 Mar 2006

Why is this thread suddenly making me all jittery about going to a club (I've never been redface

) - spitting water at me?????? :shock: strange blokes sitting next to me and touching me up without permission ???
I can see i'm gonna have to practice the 'do that again and I'll bite your bollocks off' stare a little more before I venture there !!

:rotflmao:
Dark, who must learn the fine art of polite refusals rolleyes

19 Mar 2006

Quote by froggystyle
Quite eccentric, but she wanted your attention Harry. I know because i was there.

I have just put both my hands on top of my huge monitor, headbutted it and loudly exclaimed "Oh shit" mad

:x
I went across and there seemed to be mutterings from her husband about blokes coming across which I read as piss off vibes, I really wanted to get involved as well.
I am sooo useless at reading situations.
<<Heads off in search of the bottle of wine I bought today.
Regards
Harry Jones

19 Mar 2006

Quote by Scandal
I whooshed over to this lady and waited for a reaction. None whatsoever so I gave up and went for a drink.

At this point I normally say summat like, hello!!
try it, it's a great ice breaker lol

:lol: :lol:
Ohh thats a bit forward for me :lol:
Darkfire - I am sure you can handle yourself, and just remember for all those blokes there are blokes like me who would sit there fancying you all night and not revealing this.
Regards
Harry Jones

19 Mar 2006

Quote by HarryJones
Quite eccentric, but she wanted your attention Harry. I know because i was there.

I have just put both my hands on top of my huge monitor, headbutted it and loudly exclaimed "Oh shit" mad

:x
I went across and there seemed to be mutterings from her husband about blokes coming across which I read as piss off vibes, I really wanted to get involved as well.
I am sooo useless at reading situations.
<<Heads off in search of the bottle of wine I bought today.
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry, I sooooooo feel for you mate, Im like Billy Connolly, even if she's got het tongue in my ear I wouldn't have a feckin clue mate.
totaly dumb blonde mode as far as women trying to pick me up. I wouldn't recognise a flirt line if it jumped up and bit me in the willy. rolleyes

Which is probably why we are where we are ...... no further forward dunno

my problem is that when we go on meets I tend to sit back and listen to the conversation for a while, try to detect any chemistry, and when it all goes quiet intreject with my amasing whitt and charm innocent

:shock: ah ok, point taken lol

Sorry Harry, looks like we might be in the same boat mate rotflmao

19 Mar 2006

Snap Pete i'm the same as Billy Connolly too , it took my (soon to be ex YAY ) wife basically pointing to the door of the pub and telling me BEDROOM NOW I'M GAGGING FOR IT !!! for me to get the hint that she was interested in anything more than a yap lol.
And NO i'm not a subbie just thick as 2 short planks of wood when it comes to women showing interest in me lol ( why I wear the kilt :rascal: ) lol
BSB

20 Mar 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Harry, I sooooooo feel for you mate

cheers Pete mate. Its posts like yours that help lift us up to face another day and more possiblilites, may you have all the luck I need lol

Regards
Harry Jones

20 Mar 2006

Quote by BigScotsBloke
Snap Pete i'm the same as Billy Connolly too , it took my (soon to be ex YAY ) wife basically pointing to the door of the pub and telling me BEDROOM NOW I'M GAGGING FOR IT !!! for me to get the hint that she was interested in anything more than a yap lol.
And NO i'm not a subbie just thick as 2 short planks of wood when it comes to women showing interest in me lol ( why I wear the kilt :rascal: ) lol
BSB

Dunno if its the same for you but I always found that when single I havent a clue what woman are interested in me. However once involved with another woman it is so obvious to me which other woman are interested it hurts.
As for the original question of water spitting, for futrure referance anyone spits water at me in the jacuzi gets a 15 second ducking (Playground rule 239).
Mr Tweeky

20 Mar 2006

Quote by tweeky
As for the original question of water spitting, for futrure referance anyone spits water at me in the jacuzi gets a 15 second ducking (Playground rule 239).

I beg to differ!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Playground rule 239 relates to not being able to be "tigged" when you have your thumbs up!! confused

:? :? :? :?
You were thinking of Playground rule 293!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: wink

:lol:

20 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
As for the original question of water spitting, for futrure referance anyone spits water at me in the jacuzi gets a 15 second ducking (Playground rule 239).

I beg to differ!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Playground rule 239 relates to not being able to be "tigged" when you have your thumbs up!! confused

:? :? :? :?
You were thinking of Playground rule 293!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: wink

:lol:
My mistake Sarge, WTF is tigged :?:

20 Mar 2006

Tig
This game is very similar to stuck in the mud but much simpler! You again have one person who is on; they have to ride around and tig a person. Once a person has been tigged that person becomes it and they will have to wear the hat or whatever distinguishing feature you have decided on and ride around to tig another person! The game has no winner

20 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
As for the original question of water spitting, for futrure referance anyone spits water at me in the jacuzi gets a 15 second ducking (Playground rule 239).

I beg to differ!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Playground rule 239 relates to not being able to be "tigged" when you have your thumbs up!! confused

:? :? :? :?
You were thinking of Playground rule 293!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: wink

:lol:
:roll: sounds like we went to the same school sgt. all by the numbers .......... eh?
respect co-efficient just went to + 1000 % rotflmao

20 Mar 2006

Quote by lilacgem
Tig
This game is very similar to stuck in the mud but much simpler! You again have one person who is on; they have to ride around and tig a person. Once a person has been tigged that person becomes it and they will have to wear the hat or whatever distinguishing feature you have decided on and ride around to tig another person! The game has no winner

FFS its touch. Dont tell me it was kiss tig where you came from lol

Mr Tweeky

20 Mar 2006

Quote by tweeky
FFS its touch. Dont tell me it was kiss tig where you came from
Mr Tweeky

Kiss tig?? No thats more your wussy southern type game wink

Ours was tongue n grope :twisted: