Quote by foxylady2209
They don't need to be calling me - they just dial consecutive numbers. I doubt anything stops that.
Go to a sports shop and ask for a referee's whistle, and keep it by your phone. I will let you work out the rest....
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Silly little stuff that pisses you off
Sex God
Kids mixing up the colours of the playdoh!! .... I've got the shakes just thinking about it!!! 
Master of Sex
All those god awful threads that used to be tucked out of the way in the 'just for fun' section and have now appeared in the cafe.
Sex God
Quote by Jewlnmart
All those god awful threads that used to be tucked out of the way in the 'just for fun' section and have now appeared in the cafe.
Bah humbug! You miserable old cowboy Mart
It's great to see some people in the cafe again. all it takes is a few people to get their topic starting heads on and the place will be humming along nicely once more. 
My whinge for the day is...
Getting to the checkout in a supermarket with £70's worth of stuff and getting the last two numbers of my debit card the wrong way around and it being refused and making myself look a right pillock to the people behind me in the queue.
What pisses me off the most is when I lick the gummy sticky bit of an envelope and it refuses to stick down.
It makes me feel as though I have committed an absolutely massive, epic fail !!
I mean, if I cant get an envelope all sticky and moist, then my techniques must be well and truly cr@p!!
:doh:
Bell
It makes me feel as though I have committed an absolutely massive, epic fail !!
I mean, if I cant get an envelope all sticky and moist, then my techniques must be well and truly cr@p!!
:doh:
Bell
Sex God
Quote by bell412
What pisses me off the most is when I lick the gummy sticky bit of an envelope and it refuses to stick down.
It makes me feel as though I have committed an absolutely massive, epic fail !!
I mean, if I cant get an envelope all sticky and moist, then my techniques must be well and truly cr@p!!
:doh:
Bell
It might be the cheap non sticky glue, that they use!!
Quote by Sarah
What pisses me off the most is when I lick the gummy sticky bit of an envelope and it refuses to stick down.
It makes me feel as though I have committed an absolutely massive, epic fail !!
I mean, if I cant get an envelope all sticky and moist, then my techniques must be well and truly cr@p!!
:doh:
Bell
It might be the cheap non sticky glue, that they use!!
Is there an actual name for "non sticky glue"?
I can't think of one and now that's really p1ssing me off. A little bit. Okay then, a lot!
And does non sticky glue taste better than the stuff they use on envelopes??:lickface:
Bell
Quote by bell412
What pisses me off the most is when I lick the gummy sticky bit of an envelope and it refuses to stick down.
It makes me feel as though I have committed an absolutely massive, epic fail !!
I mean, if I cant get an envelope all sticky and moist, then my techniques must be well and truly cr@p!!
:doh:
Bell
I have the solution!
Cornflakes!! I have some welded to a couple of breakfast bowls at the mo - even grannies ol recipe of rubbing a gold ring on em while shoving your finger up yer nose and standing on one leg, while chanting 15 times "please release the bluddy bowl", wont budge the buggers off - so I'm sure they could stick an envelope down :thumbup:
Mind you, doesn't guarantee the recipient can then open it! :undecided:
Sex God
Continuing my theme of moaning about the visiting in laws who are trying their best to be very nice :twisted:
When you visit and we provide you with a bedroom when you go to bed please close the door. As my Mum would have said "Put the wood in the hole". I hate having to creep up stairs for a piss trying not to look in the direction of the open door so I dont seem like a perv. I dont like pissing on the side of the toilet bowl so as not to wake you with my normal splashings Please do close your bedroom door so I can continue to stomp round the house like a dinosaur until the wee hours and piss like a race horse into the water of my own toilet :twisted:
When you visit and we provide you with a bedroom when you go to bed please close the door. As my Mum would have said "Put the wood in the hole". I hate having to creep up stairs for a piss trying not to look in the direction of the open door so I dont seem like a perv. I dont like pissing on the side of the toilet bowl so as not to wake you with my normal splashings
Please do close your bedroom door so I can continue to stomp round the house like a dinosaur until the wee hours and piss like a race horse into the water of my own toilet :twisted: Quote by tweeky
Continuing my theme of moaning about the visiting in laws who are trying their best to be very nice :twisted:
When you visit a provide you with a bedroom when you go to bed please close the door. As my Mum would have said "Put the wood in the hole". I hate having to creep up stairs for a piss trying not to look in the direction of the open door so I dont seem like a perv. I dont like pissing on the side of the toilet bowl so as not to wake you with my normal splashings
try closing the bathroom door!
Sex God
Quote by Max777
Continuing my theme of moaning about the visiting in laws who are trying their best to be very nice :twisted:
When you visit a provide you with a bedroom when you go to bed please close the door. As my Mum would have said "Put the wood in the hole". I hate having to creep up stairs for a piss trying not to look in the direction of the open door so I dont seem like a perv. I dont like pissing on the side of the toilet bowl so as not to wake you with my normal splashings
try closing the bathroom door!
Before this I have to creep upstairs creek creek creek Find the bathroom light cord clink clonk and then shut the bathroom door I cant do a latch sound Most of this would be needless if they JUST SHUT THE FUCKING BEDROOM DOOR. so nuh :lol:
Quote by tweeky
Continuing my theme of moaning about the visiting in laws who are trying their best to be very nice :twisted:
When you visit a provide you with a bedroom when you go to bed please close the door. As my Mum would have said "Put the wood in the hole". I hate having to creep up stairs for a piss trying not to look in the direction of the open door so I dont seem like a perv. I dont like pissing on the side of the toilet bowl so as not to wake you with my normal splashings
try closing the bathroom door!
Before this I have to creep upstairs creek creek creek Find the bathroom light cord clink clonk and then shut the bathroom door I cant do a latch sound Most of this would be needless if they JUST SHUT THE FUCKING BEDROOM DOOR. so nuh :lol:
I'll remember this the next time you need your ironing doing?! :laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by dsfrancetoo
getting back to my car and finding some twat parked so close i need a tin opener to get in
:fuckinghell:
Luckilly I have a 10 year old Yaris and the edges of the doors are not in pristine condition. If I have to shove my door into theirs to get into mine - I am perfectly happy to do so. There is a limit - and them parking ON the white line between the spaces is it. Anything nearer than that and I feel no need whatsoever to inconvenience myself to save their paint. They had a choice - not getting into my car, having to climb in over the passenger seat/gear stick or doing my back in twisting into a tiny gap are not choices I will make.
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Putting the heater on in my Newly Hoovered car - and 5 dried leaves fly out of it and blow all over the place :fuckinghell:
Why couldn't it of done that the day before
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Are you related to Dave_Notts? :giggle:
quote="foxylady2209"]
Luckilly I have a 10 year old Yaris and the edges of the doors are not in pristine condition. If I have to shove my door into theirs to get into mine - I am perfectly happy to do so. There is a limit - and them parking ON the white line between the spaces is it. Anything nearer than that and I feel no need whatsoever to inconvenience myself to save their paint. They had a choice - not getting into my car, having to climb in over the passenger seat/gear stick or doing my back in twisting into a tiny gap are not choices I will make.
:thumbup: go to it!!!!!!!!
Quote by dsfrancetoo
getting back to my car and finding some twat parked so close i need a tin opener to get in
:fuckinghell:
Luckilly I have a 10 year old Yaris and the edges of the doors are not in pristine condition. If I have to shove my door into theirs to get into mine - I am perfectly happy to do so. There is a limit - and them parking ON the white line between the spaces is it. Anything nearer than that and I feel no need whatsoever to inconvenience myself to save their paint. They had a choice - not getting into my car, having to climb in over the passenger seat/gear stick or doing my back in twisting into a tiny gap are not choices I will make.
:thumbup: go to it!!!!!!!!
Master of Sex
People telling me how I should cook my christmas dinner....everything from the turkey to the sprouts. I'll cook it how I like it!
Sexpert
The silly thing that really pisses me off... is to sit down to watch a programme and find I cant, as daughter no1 has set sky + for a programme as has my father!! so I am now watching some daft cooking programme that I dont like :twisted:
I am not in the mood for a row over who doesnt watch something!!
I am not in the mood for a row over who doesnt watch something!!
Sex God
I cant find the end of the sellotape!!!!
Orgasminator
Someone didn't fill the coal bucket before they went out on their works Christmas 'do'
*Her*
*Her*
Sex God
Stuff on shelves with no price tag and no price tag on the shelf :mad: I hate asking for the price of stuff cause you know when you put it back they think you cant afford it
Quote by GnV
flouncers who then return to the forums with a vengeance :twisted:
I never flounced but I'm baaaaaaaa-aaack! :twisted:
Oh and things that piss me off include:
People who leave just a mouthful of orange juice in the carton when they return it to the fridge.
People who stack rubbish on top of the bin instead of emptying it.
People who cannot use their indicators correctly (especially at roundabouts) despite apparently having had to learn how to in order to gain a driving licence...........
I may come back to this
Sex God
I love this site related one. The one where you get a message :rascal:
We like your profile you both sound great. Were going to be in your area on XXXXXX date, fancy meeting up for a drink and maybe more? We have face pics and a mobile number you could contact us on if your up for it. Dying to meet you xxxxx
Tweeky writes
Yes that sounds fab we would be happy to meet socially and see where we go from there. Have face pics and happy talk on Swinging mobiles. We also like your profile, very nice pictures xxxxx (Messages shortened for reasons of severe bordom avoidance)
Then....... fuck all :shock: You contacted us FFS I mean is it not enough that people ignore us anyway that you actually have to contact us in order to get a chance to ignore us as well! Bloody muppets! 
We like your profile you both sound great. Were going to be in your area on XXXXXX date, fancy meeting up for a drink and maybe more? We have face pics and a mobile number you could contact us on if your up for it. Dying to meet you xxxxx
Tweeky writes
Yes that sounds fab we would be happy to meet socially and see where we go from there. Have face pics and happy talk on Swinging mobiles. We also like your profile, very nice pictures xxxxx (Messages shortened for reasons of severe bordom avoidance)
Then....... fuck all :shock: You contacted us FFS
I mean is it not enough that people ignore us anyway that you actually have to contact us in order to get a chance to ignore us as well! Bloody muppets! 
Forum Virgin
I hate people using double negatives, just annoys me. One girl at work managed to fit three into one sentence.
Sex God
Quote by Been
I hate people using double negatives, just annoys me. One girl at work managed to fit three into one sentence.
When I see a police programme and a person is stopped for, say, a drugs enquiry and the person says "I didn't do nuffink." I'd take that as a confession and lock them up in the spot - at least until they learn to speak English. There's an excuse for getting it wrong when English is a second language - but when it's supposed to be your first - throw the book at them.
/English-teacher-mode off.
Forum Virgin
Quote by foxylady2209
I hate people using double negatives, just annoys me. One girl at work managed to fit three into one sentence.
When I see a police programme and a person is stopped for, say, a drugs enquiry and the person says "I didn't do nuffink." I'd take that as a confession and lock them up in the spot - at least until they learn to speak English. There's an excuse for getting it wrong when English is a second language - but when it's supposed to be your first - throw the book at them.
/English-teacher-mode off.
I think that is a fair judgement
