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single bi female...the holy grail?
Warming the Bed
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well, actually, we haven't found single bi-fems to be very elusive at all! On the contrary, it's the exceptionally-endowed single bi-males that are proving unattainable.
Really
:lol: Yes. Why? Have you got some hiding in your naughty boys cupboard?! :twisted: Wait, no, I was thinking of Jas & Tim. :P
Damn you've found me out
I find them all, and then lure them here and then lock them in my cupboard just to scupper all your carefully laid plans ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. :P
Jas
XXX
Oooh, you're saving them for my birthday, aren't you? That's sooo sweet! :happy:
I was going to start a new thread but I am scared of the Mods so thought it better to reply to this one instead :lol2:
For any single bloke out there who thinks it's hard to get a meet it isn't any easier for a single bifem to get one either
I have spent most of the day in the chatroom looking for a meet tonight with a couple or bifem and not had one viable offer. Not even a PM in response to the thread I posted in LMU :(
We now dont have a free weekend until mid July and after that it's September so guess who is feeling a little fed up :( :(
I did wonder if I had spent all my time in the chatroom today actively seeking a meet instead of having to deal with all the TTTT's and numpties I may have stood a chance
Fed up and miserable in Wolves :(
For any single bloke out there who thinks it's hard to get a meet it isn't any easier for a single bifem to get one either
I have spent most of the day in the chatroom looking for a meet tonight with a couple or bifem and not had one viable offer. Not even a PM in response to the thread I posted in LMU :(
We now dont have a free weekend until mid July and after that it's September so guess who is feeling a little fed up :( :(
I did wonder if I had spent all my time in the chatroom today actively seeking a meet instead of having to deal with all the TTTT's and numpties I may have stood a chance
Fed up and miserable in Wolves :(
Master of Sex
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I was going to start a new thread but I am scared of the Mods so thought it better to reply to this one instead :lol2:
For any single bloke out there who thinks it's hard to get a meet it isn't any easier for a single bifem to get one either
I have spent most of the day in the chatroom looking for a meet tonight with a couple or bifem and not had one viable offer. Not even a PM in response to the thread I posted in LMU :(
We now dont have a free weekend until mid July and after that it's September so guess who is feeling a little fed up :( :(
I did wonder if I had spent all my time in the chatroom today actively seeking a meet instead of having to deal with all the TTTT's and numpties I may have stood a chance
Fed up and miserable in Wolves :(
If only we had known and had no little people today!
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I have spent most of the day in the chatroom looking for a meet tonight with a couple or bifem and not had one viable offer. Not even a PM in response to the thread I posted in LMU
Fed up and miserable in Wolves :(
Awww Shireen hun :therethere:
Maybe because it is them words underneath your purple line that is putting them off.
You never can tell xxxxxx
Phredd
In the chatroom most people have to ask what the star is for (thats the symbol at the side of my name) so I doubt they are put off by the fact that I am a chatroom OP
I have no idea Fred, but I did say to Steve today become an OP and there goes your social life in the chatroom It wouldn't be so bad if I could actually clock off as even if I use my other log in I am still watching and checking cams like I do when I OP :(
Perhaps I should hang my swinging boots up and just accept that it's either be an OP or swing :dunno:
I have no idea Fred, but I did say to Steve today become an OP and there goes your social life in the chatroom
It wouldn't be so bad if I could actually clock off as even if I use my other log in I am still watching and checking cams like I do when I OP :(Perhaps I should hang my swinging boots up and just accept that it's either be an OP or swing :dunno:
Quote by Medic_1
I have spent most of the day in the chatroom looking for a meet tonight with a couple or bifem and not had one viable offer. Not even a PM in response to the thread I posted in LMU
Fed up and miserable in Wolves :(
Awww Shireen hun :therethere:
Maybe because it is them words underneath your purple line that is putting them off.
You never can tell xxxxxx
Phredd
Or you could pop over to LMU and look at the quality of some of the replies to Shireen's thread.....
Its no wonder folk get fed up and diss-illusioned..(sp?)
I am dragging this thread up again as we have had a change of plans for the weekend and Steve has given me premission to go out on Saturday night :bounce: :bounce:
However................... Having searched the photo ad's is it little wonder that couples dont get replies to their ad's?? :shock: Some of the title's of the ad's are enough to put you off let alone the content!! :shock:
I doubt that any of them read the forum's but if they do please look at your ad and consider if you were a single bi fem looking to meet with a couple would you reply to your ad??
I am off to have another look at ours :lol2:
However................... Having searched the photo ad's is it little wonder that couples dont get replies to their ad's?? :shock: Some of the title's of the ad's are enough to put you off let alone the content!! :shock:
I doubt that any of them read the forum's but if they do please look at your ad and consider if you were a single bi fem looking to meet with a couple would you reply to your ad??
I am off to have another look at ours :lol2:
Master of Sex
Quote by DeviousLiasons
so i wondered....what exactly do you want in a single bi female?
1. Big tits
2. Lack of morals
3. Big tits
4. Easy
5. Big tits
6. Insatiable
7. Big tits
8. Attractive
9. Big Tits
10 . Adeventurous
11. Big tits.........
Shall we go on?
Awww i hope not all couples are thought of as so fickle??? :sad:
We are a very easygoing couple and have only a few expectations... not set rules... we would love to meet genuine, easy to get on with bi fems single or couples.
For someone to be attractive is really the same whatever the sex or sexuality.. its the confidence of who you are that ooozes sex appeal.
As for boobs, i know i have an unhealthy perversion but thats just lady loving sex mad me, but the actual size of them or the rest of the person is totally dependent again on how someone portrays themselves to the rest of the world. :jagsatwork:
That said you quite rightly bi single fems are " the illusive " so also rightly " the exclusive " so be fussy hunney.
Good luck, and you know where we are if you fancy some company :rascal:
I haven't read this entire thread as the site is slow for me tonight and I got bored of waiting and skipped to the end!
I've tried all manner of approaches from a simple greeting to long winded essays, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't!! But really at the end of the day we know we're 'nice' people and if it happens we strike up a good friendship or meet by pot luck then hurrah! Our profile is pretty short and hardly any pics due to no decent camera but take us or leave us I say!!
Possibly there's a bit too much navel gazing about the whole thing?... (runs for cover!!...)
Just put... LAUGHTER MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER and be done.
I've tried all manner of approaches from a simple greeting to long winded essays, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't!! But really at the end of the day we know we're 'nice' people and if it happens we strike up a good friendship or meet by pot luck then hurrah! Our profile is pretty short and hardly any pics due to no decent camera but take us or leave us I say!!
Possibly there's a bit too much navel gazing about the whole thing?... (runs for cover!!...)
Just put... LAUGHTER MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER and be done.
Quote by Shireen_Mids
However................... Having searched the photo ad's is it little wonder that couples dont get replies to their ad's?? :shock: Some of the title's of the ad's are enough to put you off let alone the content!! :shock::
Lots of people offer to write your CV, maybe you should offer to write these peoples profiles - not for money, of course
I doubt that any of them read the forum's but if they do please look at your ad and consider if you were a single bi fem looking to meet with a couple would you reply to your ad??
Some of them do, just some cant get their other halfs in the damn chatroom!!!
Warming the Bed
The one thing we seek in searching for a woman to help us explore is understanding-understanding that this is our first time, and that as yet we don't really know what to expect or how things will pan out. Of course there has to be an attraction -both ways-but it is impotant to us that everyone in our menage-a-trois (if it ever happens!) gets out of it what they want.
Let's turn this around- what does a single bifem look for in a couple? Is it attractiveness? Confidence? Lack of jealousy? What else?
And by the way, we haven't had much response to our ad, so can Shireen give us any tips on where we go wrong!!!!
Let's turn this around- what does a single bifem look for in a couple? Is it attractiveness? Confidence? Lack of jealousy? What else?
And by the way, we haven't had much response to our ad, so can Shireen give us any tips on where we go wrong!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Dollyminx
"bukkake is used in Japan and Tanzania to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba"
oh dolly, that's yaki-soba! as in . . . that looks yaki, but i'm not all that soba, so i'll probably eat it? ((( it's actually very, very yummy! :lickface: )))
bukkake is a bit like bird's nest soup! kind of lumpy and slimey, with stringy bits?
hope this helps! :P
neil x x x ;)
p.s. if i was looking for a bi-fem, or anyone else for that matter, the ads is the last place i'd look? needle in haystack springs to mind? and shireen? yep? what are some people thinking when they post an ad?
if you think some of the bi-fem ads are bad, you should take a look at the bi-male ones? on second thought . . . . don't! they're very, very scary some of 'em! ;) Quote by Jenna-Rocko
And by the way, we haven't had much response to our ad, so can Shireen give us any tips on where we go wrong!!!!
Complete honesty now.... I did look at your ad and for me personally I didn't think I would be the sort of person you would be looking for. I am a size 14 and I dont exercise at all and I do wobble a bit
If I was stood against Jenna I would feel like a tall fatty..... Now dont get me wrong, I am happy with the way I look etc, but I just cant see someone as slim and petite as Jenna wanting someone like me If I was slimmer I would be penning a reply right now Quote by neilinleeds
p.s. if i was looking for a bi-fem, or anyone else for that matter, the ads is the last place i'd look? needle in haystack springs to mind? and shireen? yep? what are some people thinking when they post an ad?
Yep Neil I would agree that the ad's are not the best way to try and meet a bi female but you have to look just incase :lol2:
In response to Jenna & Rocko's queston about what I would be looking for in a couple I suppose the one thing that makes me look further than the ad is the tone of their ad....
If I feel that they come across as agressive, i.e. NO SINGLE MEN, lots of comments about no timewasters etc, then I probably wouldn't look at their pictures or profile.... I cant explain it, but when I see that kind of comments I just feel that they are predatory.... Does that make sense??? :dunno: :?
The saying goes first impressions count for everything..... It sure does with me, be it the written word or the odd comment in the chatroom..... You might not think I am taking notice of someone in particular but I dont miss a thing..... I had recently agreed to meet up with someone on here because I thought how respectful and polite they were in the chatroom... They only ever showed their face on cam and I just felt that they would be respectful of me as a person..... Let's just say that it's amazing what you see when you are signed in using another account that not many people know about :wink: Surfice to say I cancelled the meet...... :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids
And by the way, we haven't had much response to our ad, so can Shireen give us any tips on where we go wrong!!!!
Complete honesty now.... I did look at your ad and for me personally I didn't think I would be the sort of person you would be looking for. I am a size 14 and I dont exercise at all and I do wobble a bit
If I was stood against Jenna I would feel like a tall fatty..... Now dont get me wrong, I am happy with the way I look etc, but I just cant see someone as slim and petite as Jenna wanting someone like me If I was slimmer I would be penning a reply right now I've thought that many times when Ive looked at adverts in the past. Ive liked the pictures and the people but then when Ive thought about it its come down to do I think the author would want me... if the answer was possibly no then id not send a reply. Neil hates the adverts (apart from perving on the bimale ads now and then
) so I stay away from them now, but some of the adverts are quite random and I do prefer to feel comfy in the company we keep now.Quote by shireen
p.s. if i was looking for a bi-fem, or anyone else for that matter, the ads is the last place i'd look? needle in haystack springs to mind? and shireen? yep? what are some people thinking when they post an ad?
Yep Neil I would agree that the ad's are not the best way to try and meet a bi female but you have to look just incase :lol2:
He's been spoiled Shireen in having me around. Can you tell Im away for the week? hes flirting like a bitch on heat! bless him! :lol:
Anyway, I like the adverts cos it tells you that little bit more about the people or person and gives an indication of what theyre around for at times, not always, but sometimes. I do read a persons profile even if im not sexually interested in them... just cos im a nosey bint! :lol:
ops:Gem. x
:giggle: Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Hadn't noticed I'm away
ppsttt....... eyelids sounded better than other things potentially being batted around the baords!??
Oh, I'm so bored. *sigh*
