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FIFTEEN
Sometimes it's nice to bring a mate along to
keep you company while you are waiting.
SIXTEEN
There are many signals the male of the
couple may give to invite you to the car .
Some are more subtle than others.
SEVENTEEN
I know you THINK we cant see you . Trust me WE CAN !
Come out in the open , then its clear we are all here for fun .
Absolutely lovin em rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love that 'bring a mate' one :lol2:
rotflmao hahahahaha! nearly fell off me chair laughing at number 1!
EIGHTEEN
Remember many dogging sites are in rural areas , try to be aware of
how important it is to protect the environment and the flora and fauna.
NINETEEN
If youre new to dogging it may be better
to avoid the really busy sites at first as
they can be quite daunting.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
TWENTY
Even if you want to demonstrate how keen you are
try not to do anything to unduly alarm the occupants
of the car .
TWENTY ONE
If the lady of the couple says NO she means NO !!
Excellent!! Really good series!! The humour is returning to the Forums!! Yippeee!!!!
Dr Mal
cool
TWENTY THREE
Its usually better to get out of your car and walk to
the couple showing , to avoid uneccessary accidents ,
and so as not to the occupants .
TWENTY FOUR
On the whole night vision equipment is frowned
upon by the dogging fraternity , and frankly can
be a bit scary
TWENTY FIVE
You may surprise the odd boy racer in some car parks .
Dont worry if you drive off before this look leaves their
faces then they have not registered the event and will
remember nothing.
TWENTY SIX
Although not essential , its probably best to own a car
if you want to take up dogging seriously.
TWENTY SEVEN
Remember many of the laybyes we use are
also used by heavy goods vehicles , so take
care !
TWENTY EIGHT
Do NOT go dogging if youre homophobic ,
many members of the gay and bisexual
community use dogging sites and you will
meet them.
TWENTY NINE
If the police turn up , do not panic ! They are
very unlikely to be looking for you and you
have done nothing wrong .
THIRTY
Dont be ageist ! Dogging is for anyone ,
age and sexuality should be immaterial.
THIRTY ONE
Dont always be so quick to gather round the car
it may just be some teenagers having a smoke.
THIRTY TWO
Not all female doggers take as much trouble to dress up as others , but remember dogging is often a spur of the moment thing .
OMFG!!!!!!! rotflmao
i daren't quote cos i don't want everyone to know which piccies i've just pissed myself at! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
pure feckin' genius! biggrin
oh fuck i'm not kidding me monitors bound to be buggered now FFS!
good job i'm redecorating the bedroom cos the wallpaper would have had it anyways!
n x x x ;)
There has just got to be a Gold section created for this site and this is the first thread
Gold
THIRTY FOUR
Try not to be too cocky just because the lady is with you .
Respect your doggers as you would like to be respected.
Quote by Silk and Big G
THIRTY THREE
Be polite !!!

Why is it that she the only one ever to turn up at my Dogging sites. Huh.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish. hump drinkies