Single Males - A Call to Arms!
It's long been documented that single guys get a raw deal on this site. Too many women and couples cherry-picking the best and ignoring the rest, demanding freakishly huge dick-sizes and expecting us to run around like puppies for the honour of honoring them.
Well, I say enough is enough! It's time for us single guys to get militant and assert our own rights in this community.
I propose we go on swinging strike!
For the next two weeks, starting Monday, single guys won't don't post adverts, reply to ads, sit in the chatroom, or arrange to meet any women or couples on a swinging website. We won't show people our cock-pictures or hang out in dogging sites. Let's show all these people how much they need us single guys to get their fun - remember, without us, swingers can't have orgasms!
If this minor action does not result in a substantively better deal for the Horny Single Male community, I furthermore suggest that from 1st December, we go on indefinate strike until our demands are met!
Our demands are:
All women/couples shall answer their email! All of it!
Women/couples shall cease to advertise for "WE", "VWE" or "VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVWE" cocks. God created the average penis because it does the job; deal with it!
Women will salivate when presented with our dick-pictures! Failure to get moist will be dealt with most severely!
Women/couples shall not make unreasonable demands of single male's personal hygiene!
Couples shall not stand up single guys with lame excuses like "We went to the zoo this afternoon but Little Jimmy got savaged by the lions and we're staying with him in intensive care."
My brothers, the time has come! Let us rise in unity to assert our true place in the swinging world!
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Single Males - A Call to Arms!
Sex God
Somehow I don't think you're going to change people's preferences by badgering them into submission. Anyway, unless you can get through 50 partners a day, which probably wouldn't do much for them, I would have thought that with so many thousands of members on the site, appealing to a minority is a distinct advantage.
Strike if you want to, I'm going to carry on regardless.
Strike if you want to, I'm going to carry on regardless.
Sex God
Quote by roger743
Strike if you want to, I'm going to carry on regardless.
Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)
:doh:
Hear that penny dropping? ; -)
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Rather excited, when do we start Rogering? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Some strike.
Sex God
Here here. I completely agree with you Roger. I have a backlog of c*ck pictures just waiting to be sent to every female, couple or femaleish sounding name.
I need to know that these amazing pictures of my manhood will not be just tossed aside or forgotten.
Come fellow comrades. Lets all adehere to commander Roger's rules hence with.
I need to know that these amazing pictures of my manhood will not be just tossed aside or forgotten.
Come fellow comrades. Lets all adehere to commander Roger's rules hence with.
Sex God
well said Brother Roger!
i can see it now! massed ranks of downtrodden single males, standing proud, shoulder to shoulder! with a little solidarity, we can bring these swinging couples to their knees, and then possibly further demands could be made while they're down there, who knows?
i've been working on some campaign slogans. see what you think . . . .
all cocks are created equal, just some are more equal than others!
4 legs good, 6 legs better!
they're just off the top of me 'ead. good eh? and ignore that Ice Pie. there's always counter revolutionaries in any struggle. he'll get his don't you worry! we know how to deal with the likes of him oh yes!
right i'm off to make some banners out of cockshots for the march. back in a bit . . . .
neil x x x ;)
i can see it now! massed ranks of downtrodden single males, standing proud, shoulder to shoulder! with a little solidarity, we can bring these swinging couples to their knees, and then possibly further demands could be made while they're down there, who knows?
i've been working on some campaign slogans. see what you think . . . .
all cocks are created equal, just some are more equal than others!
4 legs good, 6 legs better!
they're just off the top of me 'ead. good eh? and ignore that Ice Pie. there's always counter revolutionaries in any struggle. he'll get his don't you worry! we know how to deal with the likes of him oh yes!
right i'm off to make some banners out of cockshots for the march. back in a bit . . . .
neil x x x ;)
As Butch Roseberry (me porn name) I am a bit short of cock pics to hold onto to refuse to send out 
So I have come up with a cunning plan - to advertise as a female for a few days and gather a nice collection of cocks to use
Apologies beforehand to anyone that recognises their own cock or cocks of others. I will only be using them for a while, and shall hand the said cocks back to the original owners once I have finished using them.
Butch Roseberry :hunk:
So I have come up with a cunning plan - to advertise as a female for a few days and gather a nice collection of cocks to use
Apologies beforehand to anyone that recognises their own cock or cocks of others. I will only be using them for a while, and shall hand the said cocks back to the original owners once I have finished using them.
Butch Roseberry :hunk:
Quote by roger743
Single Males - A Call to Arms!Well, I say enough is enough! It's time for us single guys to get militant and assert our own rights in this community.
I propose we go on swinging strike!
Shoulder to shoulder forward shall we march, & NEVER will we be defeated. (I wasn't like to get a shag over the next 2 weeks anyway)
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x Quote by MISSCHIEF
So I have come up with a cunning plan - to advertise as a female for a few days and gather a nice collection of cocks to use
Shit!!!! I can't advertise as a female to gather cock pics if yer all on bluddy strike
Whatamigonnadoooooooooooooo!
I wanna play strikes and I don't have any cocks to use!! :undecided:
Butch Roseberry :hunk:
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
So I have come up with a cunning plan - to advertise as a female for a few days and gather a nice collection of cocks to use
Shit!!!! I can't advertise as a female to gather cock pics if yer all on bluddy strike
Whatamigonnadoooooooooooooo!
I wanna play strikes and I don't have any cocks to use!! :undecided:
Butch Roseberry :hunk:
Simple. Advertise as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman in the Men seeking women seeking men section.
No, don't thank me, it's what I'm here for
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
So I have come up with a cunning plan - to advertise as a female for a few days and gather a nice collection of cocks to use
Shit!!!! I can't advertise as a female to gather cock pics if yer all on bluddy strike
Whatamigonnadoooooooooooooo!
I wanna play strikes and I don't have any cocks to use!! :undecided:
Butch Roseberry :hunk:
missy don't worry i have a cunning plan!
it might just be that you could advertise as a girlie for a couple, and maybe the couples that are really single males, might just send you a cock pick belonging to the single male half of the . . erm . . couple or something?! i mean they can hardly grass you up can they? problem solved!
neil - always thinkin' x x x ;)
Sex God
FFS! A strike indeed! Did Thatcher teach you guys nothing!!!!! Striking never gets you anywhere! 
Get back to work lads, or miss out......... :small-print:
So, who wants a shag????
:haha:
Get back to work lads, or miss out......... :small-print:
So, who wants a shag????
:haha:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
FFS! A strike indeed! Did Thatcher teach you guys nothing!!!!! Striking never gets you anywhere!
Get back to work lads, or miss out......... :small-print:
So, who wants a shag????
:haha:
Nope. Not me. I'm sticking to my guns and saying. I DO NOT WANT A SHAG!
It is the only way you will learn is when this strike goes to the whole swinging community and then the pubs, clubs and even supermarkets!!!!
Lets see you handle that when it happens.
Sex God
Quote by mattmoleman
FFS! A strike indeed! Did Thatcher teach you guys nothing!!!!! Striking never gets you anywhere!
Get back to work lads, or miss out......... :small-print:
So, who wants a shag????
:haha:
Nope. Not me. I'm sticking to my guns and saying. I DO NOT WANT A SHAG!
It is the only way you will learn is when this strike goes to the whole swinging community and then the pubs, clubs and even supermarkets!!!!
Lets see you handle that when it happens.
yeah matt you tell 'em! and we'll have official pickets outside anne summers so don't think you can replace us with pulsies and rabbits 'n' stuff, cos you won't! so there!
comrade neilinleeds
Sex God
Humph :roll: :roll:
You sound like a bunch of babies who've spit your dunnies out! :uhoh: ........ Now, I bet if I went to talk to some REAL MEN in the Meet Up forum I could find loads who would be very willing to cross your proxy picket line and shag me! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
:wink: :wink:
:roll: :roll: You sound like a bunch of babies who've spit your dunnies out! :uhoh: ........ Now, I bet if I went to talk to some REAL MEN in the Meet Up forum I could find loads who would be very willing to cross your proxy picket line and shag me!
8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :wink: :wink: 
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Humph
You sound like a bunch of babies who've spit your dunnies out! :uhoh: ........ Now, I bet if I went to talk to some REAL MEN in the Meet Up forum I could find loads who would be very willing to cross your proxy picket line and shag me!
That's what you think. We have spies in that there forum. They are working undercover and will say that they would love to do naughty and unruley things with your body but they will just stand you up and get you even more frustrated.
This is our sneaky way of making you buckle under the pressures of hornyitus.
Sex God
Ha ha, well, shall we see how good your undercover agents are????? How about if I advertised on meet up, got a bloke, shagged him and took pictures to prove it!!!!! How many of your undercover agents would not crack under such circumstances! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by mattmoleman
Humph
You sound like a bunch of babies who've spit your dunnies out! :uhoh: ........ Now, I bet if I went to talk to some REAL MEN in the Meet Up forum I could find loads who would be very willing to cross your proxy picket line and shag me!
That's what you think. We have spies in that there forum. They are working undercover and will say that they would love to do naughty and unruley things with your body but they will just stand you up and get you even more frustrated.
This is our sneaky way of making you buckle under the pressures of hornyitus.
shush matt don't give our secrets away mate! i'm off to write some more now mate!
Horny NW - Fancy a fuck!
like that. i've got loads in there now! you wanna see me inbox mate. bulging it is. we'll see how they like it when they don't get any replies eh? hahahahahahaha!
oh and blue. you can't turn me that easily . . . . no you can't . . . . erm . . . i'm . . shoulder to shoulder . . . or something . . . .
neil x x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Humph
You sound like a bunch of babies who've spit your dunnies out! :uhoh: ........ Now, I bet if I went to talk to some REAL MEN in the Meet Up forum I could find loads who would be very willing to cross your proxy picket line and shag me!
SCABS! :shock: :shock:
Roger, I think a strike is a great idea. Just tell me when it is confirmed so I can get me sharebroker to double my stake in Kleenex!
Sex God
Sooooo..... let's see how strong these strikers are....
Shall I go on over to meet up right now and post something provacative..... let's see how many replies I get!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Shall I go on over to meet up right now and post something provacative..... let's see how many replies I get!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Oh god damn it and we were just about to put an ad on for as many single blokes to come round and shag us as we could find,oh well.........
no look judy. already they're weakening see. we've already won concessions from clare. hold on brothers, we shall overcum in the end!
as for you tune, you . . . you . . . capitalist running dog lackie you! :mad: shares in kleenex? pah! we're on bloody strike here and all you can think about is lining your own pockets! we'll embargo 'em, you know! and andrex! you watch!
neil x x x
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Oh god damn it and we were just about to put an ad on for as many single blokes to come round and shag us as we could find,oh well.........
no look judy. already they're weakening see. we've already won concessions from clare. hold on brothers, we shall overcum in the end!
as for you tune, you . . . you . . . capitalist running dog lackie you! :mad: shares in kleenex? pah! we're on bloody strike here and all you can think about is lining your own pockets! we'll embargo 'em, you know! and andrex! you watch!
neil x x x
Sheesh! I'll invest in the ACME laundry services then.
Start tongue in cheek mode
Single blokes! - PAH!! the scourge of the swinging scene :wink:
End Tongue in cheek mode
We dont mind single blokes, married single blokes or just blokes! - well, Tracy-Jayne doesn't - I'm not into blokes meself - mfm is our favorite (but she'll do as many m+ f as she wants) :wink:
Single blokes! - PAH!! the scourge of the swinging scene
:wink: End Tongue in cheek mode
We dont mind single blokes, married single blokes or just blokes! - well, Tracy-Jayne doesn't - I'm not into blokes meself - mfm is our favorite (but she'll do as many m+ f as she wants) :wink:
Sex God
So, are we agreed that the strike stops now????
I demand a return to posting ads and cock pics, and the continuation of pleading for sex IMMEDIATELY or I will have to go and place my ad on meet up..........
Your choice boys! 8-) 8-)
I demand a return to posting ads and cock pics, and the continuation of pleading for sex IMMEDIATELY or I will have to go and place my ad on meet up..........
Your choice boys!
8-) 8-) 