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Quote by ShropsBiCd
One other thing whats with the xtra chat room visited it 3 times, like being sent to coventry.

:lol2: Well :- thats because it is in Coventry smile
Never having used it I con not comment any.
Phredd wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/77873.html
most recent thread about posting pics in threads, there have been others but I think this covers it.
H.x
Quote by ShropsBiCd
p.s. how do you insert an image in the post.

Easy biggrin You have to upload your pic's to a hosting site try and they give you a link to cut and paste into your post.
If the pics are in your profile just right click on it then slect view image, you should get just the picture you want in the top left hand side of your screen, cut and paste the URL to your post (the WWW. address in the top bar) and then suround it with img tags.
Eg:
**http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/233611865.jpg**
if you leave out the ** I've inserted at each end of the address it should come out something like this biggrin

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Hi Elliot,
We have signed up for the extras option and had a few tweaks which might make it more tempting for other users.
One part we really like is that a small thumbnail now appears next to our ad in the photo ad listings. This doesn't appear though if someone is using the photo ads search option. It would be great if this thumbnail appeared on searches as well?
Our second suggestion might not be popular, but how about bumping Extras accounts permanently to the top of the photo ads listings. If an Extras account user doesn't log on for a couple of weeks, then there ad could start dropping down the listings until they logged on again.
The third suggestion is why not allow the attaching of a pic to the winks on Extra accounts. We can already write/edit our own wink, so why not let us attach our face pic to that wink?
Finally, we think the new free standard members cannot reply to our messages. (Maybe this has now changed?) It would be great if everyone even a totally new free member could reply to our messages. We often see an ad and think, lets reply to them, but have no idea if they can actually respond to us. Maybe this could be an incentive to get an Extras account. Get an Extras Account and know that all members can reply.
Just a few suggestions.
Tim and Lene
Quote by Elliot
So, introducing the new “Heaven Extras”….
Heaven extras is a set of tools and features that can be purchased as an optional extra to your account, for the cost of for a full year. Here is a run down of the tools and features Heaven Extras provides:
Highlighting of Ads – your ads will become highlighted in a bright colour to stand out from the rest, and will also have a small thumbnail pic in the advert list.
Chat Pack – Custom “extras” logo next to your name in the chatroom and an “Extras Only” lounge.
Video Profiles – View and record larger, and higher quality video profiles, and store up to 12 videos on your account.
Photo Tools – Mask out your face, rotate, and crop your photos all from the click of a button, perfect for non technically minded people.
Profile Genie – See how many and which members have browsed your profile.
Special Winks – An extension of the new winks feature above, you can send up to 30 winks a day, and have a custom message to be sent with that wink.
High Profile – Customise the colour of your profile – choose from Groovy Green, Pervy Pink, Raunchy Red or Passionate Purple.
Priority Support – Any support ticket you submit will automatically get high priority and is guaranteed to get answered within 24 hours.
Unlimited text credits – Upload an unlimited amount of photos from your mobile to your account, for free!
Photos Plus+ - Have up to 250 photos on your account.
That’s all of it, hopefully everybody will find something in the Extras pack useful, and make it worth the
We aren’t stopping there though – a new Mailbox is due within a week for all members, this will have new features, better layout and usability.
Also in 2 months time a brand new, state of the art chatroom – one of a kind developed for SH, this is an uncompromised chat application that promises to be one of the best available on the web in the world.
Is anyone else having problems with the site today, pages taking ages to load, a message saying 'not enough resources to renue page' and a blank screen? Plesae tell me its not my laptop.
H.x
No it wasn't your laptop. Site was down at lunchtime & most of the evening. I guess they ran out of viagra for the servers!
Quote by H-x
Is anyone else having problems with the site today, pages taking ages to load, a message saying 'not enough resources to renue page' and a blank screen? Plesae tell me its not my laptop.
H.x

No not just you H hun, I've been like that since lunchtime ( mad banghead mad ) but its fixed now! biggrin (bout bloody time too! lol )
Bugga ! ! ! ! !
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The letch count header has changed to
Over 20 people have checked out your profile. Here are the latest

So now I'm gonna have to find 25 of the English pounds if I want to monitor it and keep my own count.
Ah well - it was a giggle wink
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Someone's been tweaking again smackbottom smackbottom
Testing, testing 1 2 3, mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow confused confused
Can you hear me? lol lol
Quote by sheddy
Testing, testing 1 2 3, mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow confused confused
Can you hear me? lol lol

loud and clear mr sheddy lol
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loud and clear mr sheddy lol

alo alo Cheshire Nth...............This is Cheshire Sth calling are you still recieving me over confused
Quote by sheddy
alo alo Cheshire Nth...............This is Cheshire Sth calling are you still recieving me over confused

recieved Cheshire Sth, out
Quote by Darkfire
Someone's been tweaking again smackbottom smackbottom

I didn't feel a thing.
H.x
Quote by poshkate

alo alo Cheshire Nth...............This is Cheshire Sth calling are you still recieving me over confused

recieved Cheshire Sth, out
rotflmao rotflmao
Right I'm genuinely offering my good luck with the techno shite that they are twidling with biggrin
However it wouldn't be me with out a smart arsed quip so I've got an old grease monkeys trick for you..............................................
Quote by sheddy
Right I'm genuinely offering my good luck with the techno shite that they are twidling with biggrin
However it wouldn't be me with out a smart arsed quip so I've got an old grease monkeys trick for you..............................................

Great = thanks but how the kin-hell do you use it ??
Drink it ?
Rub it on ?
or do I have to RTFM ?
wink
Quote by Medic_1
Right I'm genuinely offering my good luck with the techno shite that they are twidling with biggrin
However it wouldn't be me with out a smart arsed quip so I've got an old grease monkeys trick for you..............................................

Great = thanks but how the kin-hell do you use it ??
Drink it ?
Rub it on ?
or do I have to RTFM ?
wink

Do you not remeber sniffing the ethonal (??) capsules that were supposed to be for priming and pumping into the Bedfords phredd ?
Just a quick one to let everyone know we are doing everything we can to get the site speed sorted asap.
We successfully bought the 3rd database server online Friday ahead of the weekend rush. The site was good speed over the Friday, until Database server 2 went down sometime over Saturday/Sunday. It is still offline at the moment, hence the speed of the site is somewhat slower than normal.
We have major hardware upgrades coming in over the next few days, we aim to get these done with no downtime to the site if we can help it. There will be a small maintenance window while we make some backend changes, but this will be quite brief (around 15 mins).
The hardware upgrades (for those who it makes sense to!) is a 4th database server added, all database servers double memory capacity, and the network upgrading to gigE (10 times its current capacity).
We hope this will resolve all of the speed issues we are currently having, and provide a much more stable platform.
Expect all of this done within the next few days, so please bear with the site speed for a couple more days, fingers crossed we will have it sorted soon.
Elliot.
Elliot Elliot rolleyes ........shakes head
have you forgotten you forum etiquette ?
There’s already a tread on this topic running on page one (tsk)
There really is no need to duplicate topics as it wastes valuable bandwidth.
I’m sure a MOD will be along in a minute to lock this one rolleyes
:rascal:
Only joking mate, cheers for the update :thumbup:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Elliot, you've been around (openly) for six months now, so I won't call you newbie; but you really should know how thing work around here.
There's already a thread running about the speed of the site , here . . . .
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/764443.html#764443
There's no real need to start another.
I can see that the thread has been hijacked and wandered off slightly with talkof hamsters and exercise bikes. And not even a single mention of shrink wrap or clingfilm; but I'd hate for you to feel the wrath of the mods and suffer membership of Bilko's LTC.
Jinglejangle
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Just a quick update as to what happend earlier.
The company that houses our servers very kindly decided to take one of the database servers down without checking with us first - this left the site to run on a single database server, which it simply won't.
When the database servers are taken down, due to the size of the data (theres a lot of forum posts!) it takes around 2-3 hours per database server to sync them up again, we had to do two, so downtime was around the 5 hour mark.
Given the choice we would normally do any changes in the early hours of the morning, sadly our hand was forced today so we had no choice.
We are now looking at different solutions to the current setup to provide more stability and speed. We will get it right soon... promise smile
Added by St3v3, we have too many stickies so I'm unsticking it, I'll place a link in the Updates and New Features Log