Situations Vacant!!

19 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Hmm, I would like the role of avatar protection, I can ensure they meet the AUP, and also our required level of bounce ;)

Does mine?
hmmmm avatar protection eh Bev :eeek:
does that mean you aren't allowed to nick somebody else's identity? give it back right now

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
innocent

19 Aug 2005

:laughabove:
there is no spring

19 Aug 2005

Are we all doing 'boing' avatars now then? lol

Mine's better than yours Chris :smug:

19 Aug 2005

Can I have an application form ? Can you also clarify holiday/benefits situation and if a criminal records bureau check will be required ??

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Are we all doing 'boing' avatars now then? Mine's better than yours Chris :smug:

Mines bigger than yours, Bev. BOING!!! Time for bed said Marmalaid!

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Can I have an application form ? Can you also clarify holiday/benefits situation and if a criminal records bureau check will be required ??

I'm prepared - I have a current CRB certificate to say I'm a good girl biggrin

19 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Are we all doing 'boing' avatars now then? Mine's better than yours Chris :smug:

Mines bigger than yours, Bev. BOING!!! Time for bed said Marmalaid!
Chris, hasn't anyone told you it's not size, it's what you do with it? :lol:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Can I have an application form ? Can you also clarify holiday/benefits situation and if a criminal records bureau check will be required ??

I'm prepared - I have a current CRB certificate to say I'm a good girl biggrin

And a Warwick certificate that says you are not if I remember correctly...

19 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Can I have an application form ? Can you also clarify holiday/benefits situation and if a criminal records bureau check will be required ??

I'm prepared - I have a current CRB certificate to say I'm a good girl biggrin

And a Warwick certificate that says you are not if I remember correctly...
I'm daft but not a criminal wink

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'm prepared - I have a current CRB certificate to say I'm a good girl

but does he want 'good girls' ??

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G

I'm prepared - I have a current CRB certificate to say I'm a good girl

but does he want 'good girls' ??
Well I suppose that depends on what your definition of 'good' is :twisted:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Are we all doing 'boing' avatars now then? Mine's better than yours Chris :smug:

Mines bigger than yours, Bev. BOING!!! Time for bed said Marmalaid!
now listen here you buggers :fuckinghell: i got it first and i think this is a breach of AUP :small-print: bullet point 9, and I quote........
"Posting pictures for which you do not own the copyright, or posting pictures that are simply fake, a joke, or don't actually contain any part of you in them, or worse, that include another party in them without obvious consent. Put simply, only post pictures of yourself/yourselves, nothing more or less."
Sarge, Missy, somebody, I want to make a complaint :jagsatwork:

19 Aug 2005

Soooooooo Johneboy, you're saying you actually look like your avatar?
rolleyes

You'll be on here complaining and wondering why you don't get any meets, next.

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Soooooooo Johneboy, you're saying you actually look like your avatar?
You'll be on here complaining and wondering why you don't get any meets, next.

ops: :doh: :doh:
runs away to edit previous post before everybody reads it

19 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Soooooooo Johneboy, you're saying you actually look like your avatar?
You'll be on here complaining and wondering why you don't get any meets, next.

ops: :doh: :doh:
runs away to edit previous post before everybody reads it
That's ok, several people have already quoted it :twisted:

Quote by marmalaid
Hmm, I would like the role of avatar protection, I can ensure they meet the AUP, and also our required level of bounce ;)

Does mine?
hmmmm avatar protection eh Bev :eeek:
does that mean you aren't allowed to nick somebody else's identity? give it back right now

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
innocent

19 Aug 2005

:grin: :thumbup:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
:grin: :thumbup:

:shock: oooo you're in the shite now, wait till he sees that!

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:grin: :thumbup:

:shock: oooo you're in the shite now, wait till he sees that!
:scared: ooo look at me, i'm really scared wave

over here meaty :whistling: come n have a go if you think you're hard enough bolt

19 Aug 2005

if i ever meet you im gonna give you such a slapping :kick:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
if i ever meet you im gonna give you such a slapping :kick:

:laughabove: :laughabove:
he likes me really

19 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
if i ever meet you im gonna give you such a slapping :kick:

:laughabove: :laughabove:
he likes me really
:kick: :boxing: duel

no i don't

19 Aug 2005

I also want to be in charge of munch / social drinking
:beer: :cheers: drinkies

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
I also want to be in charge of munch / social drinking
:beer: :cheers:
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

OK, YOU Munch, I'LL Socially Drink cool

19 Aug 2005

You are buying then????????????? :shock:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
You are buying then????????????? :shock:

Nope........I'm drinking wink

:twisted:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Hang on guys,
nobodys given me a cuddle, oh prehaps soon lol.
love
lisamarie

get over here woman and brace yourself for a good frisking :rascal:
and wishy, the position of cheif piss taker has been taken flipa

yeh Happy Cats had his name down for that one a LONG time ago :small-print:
yeh i know..... i'm still a wanker
MCB (Tm. M2PU) is just an amater at piss taking, its best left to us professionals.
and your not a wanker, your a cock jockey now
MCB can be used as a locum P.T., but only along the lines of a Magistrate ( unpaid ) - if we have Meat, Wishy,Postie ( when he overcomes his demotion, viz " Party at mine......oh, no there isn't I was pissed " )and myself.

Eh... I was demoted? From the lowly position I was already in? Is it possible? I didn't think i was able to go any lower than the gutter... oh well... i'm calling in the SH Union Rep'..
Whaddya mean we haven't got a SH Union Rep'? We need a Rep'... I spend longer on here than I do at work... my H&S is important.... Right, that's it.. lets get Unionised Brothers and Sisters and stand up to the tyranny of the Mods... no longer shall we toil for hours without a tea-break writing piss taking replies, no longer shall we wear our fingers to nub ends typing grovelling pm's to Mods asking why our threads were locked... let us rise.. like lions, and not live like mice any longer!
Who's with me then.... ????????????? dunno

Don't all rush for the cheese at once!
Following on from postie's response he has been re-instated, the rest of you slackers are sacked ( except Wishy as his position is in an honourary capacity - ie he is expected to do as much as he is paid ), but I cannot comprehend that the rest of you idle skivers all failed to respond - postie is hungry for the job, so he gets it.
Welcome to the team, postie :thumbup: - the rest of you, get your gear and fugg off! :fuckinghell:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by the_Laird
You are buying then????????????? :shock:

Nope........I'm drinking wink

:twisted:
Typical Scotsman!!! lol

:lol: 8-)

19 Aug 2005

if sarah is going to be newbie frisker I am re-joining. biggrin

everyday :shock:

20 Aug 2005

Quote by markz
if sarah is going to be newbie frisker I am re-joining.
everyday :shock:

You do that and I think the Mods will have something to say to you lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
But I am willing to carry out newbie frisking to the best of my abilities :P

20 Aug 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sarge can we have someone to check all Avatars to make sure they come within the AUPs please

Never gave that a thought