SLAG CENTRAL MEMBERSHIP

5 Jan 2007

Ok, it seems a few of are applying for vacant positions at my place' SLAG CENTRAL©Argt05
And to be honest with you i'm quite a busy Man(whore) so filtering will and vetting applicants maybe a long and tedious task, I may even have to have some of you in for, 1 on 1 interviews to determine you're best POSITION within. So please bear with me.
You can note you're interest here and or send me you're cv to my pm box. All applications will be thoroughly checked and probably rechecked, and when i've had louise clean up replies sent out! The more information you supply the more chance you have of becoming a member of this Really Exclusive Establishment .
Oh.... and pictures required to ascertain You're Slag credentials, kinda like the photocard driving license really!
Good luck, and remember, not everyone gets in.. so get scribbling now! wink

For those of you who are unsure WTF i'm talking about try here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/96591.html

5 Jan 2007

If SLAG stands for Short, Lippy, Arsey Gal........................can I join please?
biggrin

:D :D :D

5 Jan 2007

No lissa, it doesn't!
It actually means Sexy Little Angel Girl,
Just ask Den, he's always calling me that...............
m xx

5 Jan 2007

Just so i know when im tidying up. This membership is open to all? Youve already got my cv. :twisted: Just in case i will put it here
Name: Louise
Age: 31
Location: London
Experience: Not had too much experience (honest) :giggle: but i am a very quick learner, punctual and always do as im told. :twisted:
Louise xx

5 Jan 2007

Totally, this positions fully comply to all Age/Sex/Religious/Ethnic Guidelines! So you think you are worthy then Apply Today. lol

5 Jan 2007

oooh i just noticed i was in someones sig
and in such good company :twisted:
Earthy skips off her day made

5 Jan 2007

I hope this conforms with The "SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION ACT of 2003"
You wouldn't want some inspector sniffing around :shock:

5 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
Totally, this positions fully comply to all Age/Sex/Religious/Ethnic Guidelines! So you think you are worthy then Apply Today.

Yup--I`ll shag em all!! Interview me soon! :twisted:

5 Jan 2007

Quote by MrFC
I hope this conforms with The "SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION ACT of 2003"
You wouldn't want some inspector sniffing around :shock:

Like I said, conforms with all known rules regulations and acts, although what acts i've yet to decide. So many applicants so little time. Are you applying mrfc or just enquiring?
Oh, hungrypussy, pm pics please! its the rules, don't make em up ypu know.
shhh. I do really... wink

5 Jan 2007

Name: HornyLittleBlonde
Age: 32
Location: Midlands

Qualifications: Certified munch whore

5 Jan 2007

Would like to put Maz forward for postion as chief drink holder.
D x

5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden

Would like to put Maz forward for postion as chief drink holder.
D x

D i'd like to thank you personally for going out of you're way to help this lost girl.
Where would she be without you my friend.
That's great tho, A shag, you can still watch the footy and you've got somewhere to put you're tinny.
For a laugh next time when you're at it, call her by another name an see how long you can stay on an how much you spill!!
Might have to roadtest the drinks holder, you know just so I know it actually works, you understand!
wink

5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden

Would like to put Maz forward for postion as chief drink holder.
D x

Nice arse Maz silly

hwoar:

5 Jan 2007

Whats the remuneration like for a sexy drink holder?

5 Jan 2007

Sent you a pic Argt05....has it passed the wank test? biggrin

5 Jan 2007

Something I forgot to add, which I hope will impress and make my application successful.
Should I be permitted to join this exclusive club, I will volunteer my marketing skills

5 Jan 2007

:cry:

5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
Whats the remuneration like for a sexy drink holder?

well RENUMERATION, is not really an issue when you sign up here, its more like because of the exclusivity of being a super slag that can start to open doors for you.
Probably cell doors, but you could use that time to reflect upon how better you can serve the collective, aka Me!
So we won't ponder on such trivial matters and concentrate on getting signed up and I promise you won't regret it.

5 Jan 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Something I forgot to add, which I hope will impress and make my application successful.
Should I be permitted to join this exclusive club, I will volunteer my marketing skills

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nice one HLB :thumbup:

5 Jan 2007

Quote by lilacgem
:cry:

Sorry sweetie passionkiss

5 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
Whats the remuneration like for a sexy drink holder?

well RENUMERATION, is not really an issue when you sign up here, its more like because of the exclusivity of being a super slag that can start to open doors for you.
Probably cell doors, but you could use that time to reflect upon how better you can serve the collective, aka Me!
So we won't ponder on such trivial matters and concentrate on getting signed up and I promise you won't regret it.
Why is RENUMERATION in CAPS?????

5 Jan 2007

Quote by lilacgem
:cry:

What's wrong?
Get you're application in my dear lilac. Don't you want to join?

5 Jan 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
:cry:

Sorry sweetie passionkiss

Thanks HLB kiss

I feel so much better now :happy:

5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
Whats the remuneration like for a sexy drink holder?

well RENUMERATION, is not really an issue when you sign up here, its more like because of the exclusivity of being a super slag that can start to open doors for you.
Probably cell doors, but you could use that time to reflect upon how better you can serve the collective, aka Me!
So we won't ponder on such trivial matters and concentrate on getting signed up and I promise you won't regret it.
Why is RENUMERATION in CAPS?????
Hmmm, maz, how did I spell it?
Now look at how you spelt it!
We might to work on a few things here I think!!
Never mind, fetch my tinny please hunni.
x

5 Jan 2007

Ok, i agree we do need to work on some things!!!
Now, go get a dictionary while i go get your tinny, and i want increased REMUNERATION from now on!!!

5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
Ok, i agree we do need to work on some things!!!
Now, go get a dictionary while i go get your tinny, and i want increased REMUNERATION from now on!!!

Good girl, not just a tinny holder are you! naughty D to suggest otherwise.
See with my help you can climb that Slag Ladder.

5 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
Ok, i agree we do need to work on some things!!!
Now, go get a dictionary while i go get your tinny, and i want increased REMUNERATION from now on!!!

Good girl, not just a tinny holder are you! naughty D to suggest otherwise.
See with my help you can climb that Slag Ladder.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

5 Jan 2007

So how long`s it going to take you to get through all that wank fodder.....I mean those applications??

5 Jan 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
So how long`s it going to take you to get through all that wank fodder.....I mean those applications??

calm down my dear, dont fret.. i'm coming slowly....
but fuppin surely wink

5 Jan 2007

Some of us just joined anyway :twisted: