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Quote by de_sade
8 more sleeps to go
8 more sleeps to Santa
8 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
8 sleeps to Santa

:shock:
This one isn't still going is it?
rolleyes
8 more sleeps to go,
8 more sleeps till Christmas Day,
8 more sleeps til the kids wake up and view the presents their parents have secreted under the poorly decorated artificial tree with the faulty lights that might just cause a conflagration of Biblical proportions the night before in the vain hope of allowing the magical fantasy that some big, fat bearded old man has somehow squeezed his enormous butt down the minuscule chimney without causing injury to himself or damage to the house, flat, bungalow or whatever and somehow slipped like a phantom wraith through the element blocks of the gas fire unscathed to leave an assortment of badly wrapped presents that they didn't really want because it was a fucking Nintendo DS Lite they actually wanted and will therefore be flogging the Bratz Christmas DVD on eBay the following day despite the fact it took the parents 72 fucking hours to hunt the bastard thing down, the ungrateful little bleeders, wheres my drink !!!?
9 more sleeps till its all over for another year (Thank Fuck)

You're just trying to wind me up aren't you. mad
wink
Now what gave you that idea
7 more sleeps to go
7 more sleeps to Santa
7 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
7 sleeps to Santa
6 more sleeps to go
6 more sleeps to Santa
6 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
6 sleeps to Santa
4more sleeps to go
4 more sleeps to Santa
4 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
4 sleeps to Santa :bounce:
Better pull my finger out then :shock: confused
5more sleeps to go
5 more sleeps to Santa
5 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
5 sleeps to Santa :bounce
redface surprisedops: Opps i just realised theres acctualy five so here we go :oops: :oops:
ok nobody jump down my throat,but i havent even written one card, giving up on christmas this year :cry:
Quote by de_sade
wink
biggrin
P.S. Santa really is dead.

Shame on you! Now you are going to have to ......... never mind we are all over 18 here.
Quote by de_sade
:thumbup:
That's the spirit!
wink
biggrin
P.S. Santa really is dead.

Now after three de_sade 1.......2........3......
4more sleeps to go
4 more sleeps to Santa
4 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
4 sleeps to Santa :bounce:
:karaoke:
3 more sleeps to go
3 more sleeps to Santa
3 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
3 sleeps to Santa :bounce:
:karaoke:
Quote by de_sade
P.S. The Easter bunny is fucking dead too. I shot the little furry-tailed bastard last year

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
3 more sleeps to go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by de_sade

Now after three de_sade 1.......2........3......
4more sleeps to go
4 more sleeps to Santa
4 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
4 sleeps to Santa :bounce:

biggrin
See, even you are so bored of it all now Felixx, you've stopped bothering to count down...
Roll on Easter...
:D
P.S. The Easter bunny is fucking dead too. I shot the little furry-tailed bastard last year
No i have been to work and havent got round to this yet flipa
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
:karaoke:
3 more sleeps to go
3 more sleeps to Santa
3 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
3 sleeps to Santa :bounce:
:karaoke:

Thank you HLB kiss passionkiss sorry got carried away there lol
Quote by felixx1416
Thank you HLB kiss passionkiss sorry got carried away there lol

:kiss: Felixx
My aim is to get Scrooge de sade singing it by Christmas Eve :giggle:
Quote by de_sade

Thank you HLB kiss passionkiss sorry got carried away there lol

:kiss: Felixx
My aim is to get Scrooge de sade singing it by Christmas Eve :giggle:
Yeah?
We'll see. It is going to take more than a pretty face to make me do that HLB. wink
:twisted:
I feel a challange comeing on here HLB :lol:
Quote by felixx1416
Yeah?
We'll see. It is going to take more than a pretty face to make me do that HLB. wink
:twisted:

I feel a challange comeing on here HLB lol
:shock:
You never know. Magical things happen at Christmas.
And I have a few ideas :wink:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Yeah?
We'll see. It is going to take more than a pretty face to make me do that HLB. wink
:twisted:

I feel a challange comeing on here HLB lol
:shock:
You never know. Magical things happen at Christmas.
And I have a few ideas :wink:
:bounce: do tell do tell
Still havent written a card - not proud of it - just fed up of Christmas - BUT - am going to help friend put tree up, so you never know I might feel like Christmas, but then again I might not
How many sleeps is it now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin


HE'S ON HIS WAY ! ! ! ! !
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(why am I gigling like a girl ??? )
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by dambuster

HE'S ON HIS WAY ! ! ! ! ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(why am I gigling like a girl ??? )
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I'm getting all excited now :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I wish I could sit on Satan's knee and tell him what I want for Christmas :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
I wish I could sit on Satan's knee and tell him what I want for Christmas :giggle:

:shock: :shock: :shock: I would prefer to sit on Santa's knee myself :rascal:
Here ya go Ladies . . . .
Help yourselves

:grin:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Santa's here :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
*Runs and leaps on Santa's knee*
*Wriggles to get comfortable*

Santa please may I have everything that I want for Christmas?? I have been a good girl honest wink :rascal:
Quote by de_sade
Now after three 1.......2........3......
2more sleeps to go
2 more sleeps to Santa
2 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
2 sleeps to Santa :bounce:
biggrin

bolt
Quote by felixx1416

Now after three 1.......2........3......
2more sleeps to go
2 more sleeps to Santa
2 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
2 sleeps to Santa :bounce:
biggrin

bolt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by dambuster
Here ya go Ladies . . . .
Help yourselves

:grin:

Dammie you are a complete star kiss
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Quote by Shireen
Santa please may I have everything that I want for Christmas?? I have been a good girl honest wink :rascal:

Yeah right, Satan wont be visiting you this year girlie rolleyes
kiss Shireen
Quote by Dawnie

Santa please may I have everything that I want for Christmas?? I have been a good girl honest wink :rascal:

Yeah right, Satan wont be visiting you this year girlie rolleyes
I never said what I had been good at though :wink: :rascal:
kiss Shireen

Dawn :kiss:
2 more sleeps to go
2 more sleeps to Santa
2 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
2 more sleeps to Santa
Quote by dambuster

HE'S ON HIS WAY ! ! ! ! ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

6 hours to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!