Quote by de_sade
8 more sleeps to go
8 more sleeps to Santa
8 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
8 sleeps to Santa
:shock:
This one isn't still going is it?

8 more sleeps to go,
8 more sleeps till Christmas Day,
8 more sleeps til the kids wake up and view the presents their parents have secreted under the poorly decorated artificial tree with the faulty lights that might just cause a conflagration of Biblical proportions the night before in the vain hope of allowing the magical fantasy that some big, fat bearded old man has somehow squeezed his enormous butt down the minuscule chimney without causing injury to himself or damage to the house, flat, bungalow or whatever and somehow slipped like a phantom wraith through the element blocks of the gas fire unscathed to leave an assortment of badly wrapped presents that they didn't really want because it was a fucking Nintendo DS Lite they actually wanted and will therefore be flogging the Bratz Christmas DVD on eBay the following day despite the fact it took the parents 72 fucking hours to hunt the bastard thing down, the ungrateful little bleeders, wheres my drink !!!?
9 more sleeps till its all over for another year (Thank Fuck)
You're just trying to wind me up aren't you.


Now what gave you that idea