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Quote by tina1
why is the site so sllllllllllloooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww ,thank god we havent paid!!
thought it was our clapped out old computer :lol2:
patience its Sunday, don't you find you get Sunday drivers, Sunday lazy days, this must be a Sunday go slow on the site
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Mine's OK 
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Quote by freckledbird
Mine's OK
Do I detect a hint of schaden freude Frecs :
hows you anyway, keeping well I trust
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Quote by Pete_sw
Mine's OK
Do I detect a hint of schaden freude Frecs :
hows you anyway, keeping well I trust
Dunno what you mean, Pete
I'm absolutely super duper thanks, hope you are too. :D
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Quote by freckledbird
Mine's OK
Do I detect a hint of schaden freude Frecs :
hows you anyway, keeping well I trust
Dunno what you mean, Pete
I'm absolutely super duper thanks, hope you are too. :D
as well as can be expected hun thanks for askin :D
oh and mine's slow too
although it does seem to have got a little faster since the last posting 
Yes it is slow and yes I beleave they are having problems but are trying to sort them (admin I've still got my old amiga knocking around if thats any use to you ) however am I the only one to notice purely by chance I presume that as soon as someone posts a thread about site speed that it suddenly goes back to normal for an half hour or so 
Kind of like my folks saving the best cuttelry and plates for special occasions :lol: :lol:
) however am I the only one to notice purely by chance I presume that as soon as someone posts a thread about site speed that it suddenly goes back to normal for an half hour or so Kind of like my folks saving the best cuttelry and plates for special occasions :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by sheddy
See super fast again I think they are kidding us all :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I noticed that too, right, where did I put my conspiracy theorists handbook :lol:
Quote by Pete_sw
See super fast again I think they are kidding us all :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I noticed that too, right, where did I put my conspiracy theorists handbook :lol:
Seriously it happend last night in the quiz thread i said I was titsed off with the speed and all of a sudden BANG :shock: :shock: we were up to full power again, It's all ploy I tell you to convince us nothing is wrong
So my sugestion is if we take shifts and post a moan about site speed every few seconds It'll run at normal speed all the time :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by sheddy
See super fast again I think they are kidding us all :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I noticed that too, right, where did I put my conspiracy theorists handbook :lol:
Seriously it happend last night in the quiz thread i said I was titsed off with the speed and all of a sudden BANG :shock: :shock: we were up to full power again, It's all ploy I tell you to convince us nothing is wrong
So my sugestion is if we take shifts and post a moan about site speed every few seconds It'll run at normal speed all the time :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sheer genius
Someone give that man an honorary doctorate. :rotflmao:
Right we'll draw up a rota, now obviously we need to do alternate posts other wise it'd just be one persons moan and I don't think the "site speed bitching software" they have installed will reconise so many winges from one user and as I revealed the consiracy theory I may have to leave the country as my card is marked so to speak because I've uncoverd the plot :shock: :shock: :shock:
So I've taken the liberty of drawing up a roster...............I know if they discover our ploy we will all be in for it but if we are discreet it might just work :? :? :?
1 Pete_SW
2 Phredd (I know he's about and would love to help )
3 H.x
4 Davej (they will never suspect one of the MODS so a cunning plan in its own right)
5 Sexkitten (she's quiet so she can be chief of covert ops)
6 MDR2000 (better lose3 that bold font don't want to draw attention to our actions)
7 Dambuster (mind you I've just read he may be busy :shock: )
8 Southukcouple (quite new but no one expects the new kid's when mischief is a foot)
Feel free to volentere SH needs YOU :shock: me I'm off to Brazil they will never find me there :doh:
So I've taken the liberty of drawing up a roster...............I know if they discover our ploy we will all be in for it but if we are discreet it might just work
:? :? :? 1 Pete_SW
2 Phredd (I know he's about and would love to help
)3 H.x
4 Davej (they will never suspect one of the MODS so a cunning plan in its own right)
5 Sexkitten (she's quiet so she can be chief of covert ops)
6 MDR2000 (better lose3 that bold font don't want to draw attention to our actions)
7 Dambuster (mind you I've just read he may be busy :shock: )
8 Southukcouple (quite new but no one expects the new kid's when mischief is a foot)
Feel free to volentere SH needs YOU :shock: me I'm off to Brazil they will never find me there :doh:
Quote by sheddy
Right we'll draw up a rota, now obviously we need to do alternate posts other wise it'd just be one persons moan and I don't think the "site speed bitching software" they have installed will reconise so many winges from one user and as I revealed the consiracy theory I may have to leave the country as my card is marked so to speak because I've uncoverd the plot :shock: :shock: :shock:
So I've taken the liberty of drawing up a roster...............I know if they discover our ploy we will all be in for it but if we are discreet it might just work
1 Pete_SW
2 Phredd (I know he's about and would love to help
3 H.x
4 Davej (they will never suspect one of the MODS so a cunning plan in its own right)
5 Sexkitten (she's quiet so she can be chief of covert ops)
6 MDR2000 (better lose3 that bold font don't want to draw attention to our actions)
7 Dambuster (mind you I've just read he may be busy :shock: )
8 Southukcouple (quite new but no one expects the new kid's when mischief is a foot)
Feel free to volentere SH needs YOU :shock: me I'm off to Brazil they will never find me there :doh:
I need help to keep me out of here. >>>>>>>>>>> gone again
Phredd
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I'm with you sheddy cos I'm fucked if I can get the site moving quicker, I just aint got the stamina....
fuck voluntering to try and boost site speed again
fuck voluntering to try and boost site speed again
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Right troops I've relocated to a secret bunker in deepest darkest Chipping Sodbury and I'm ready to take charge of operations, Davej I shall see that you get a medal for that valiant effort now if any troops have more sugestions for increasing site speed run them by me in this thread, Dawn_Mids has already fed the hamster up on caffine in a bid to produce more power, so lets get all hands on deck and rally round Quote by H-x
if you could find some way of harnessing the energy from the one handed typers in the chat rooms you'd be laughing.
H.x
A stirling sugestion H and one I'm certain you can provide the insentive for when it comes for the big push :shock: from those brave chaps over in chat
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Love the cammed up shed :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: now I'm going to have to change my post in the avatar cahallenge ffs
ist ever so SLOW at the moment
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Quote by Medic_1
GAS GAS GAS respirators on.
A delivery of fuel has arrived to power the super servers >>>>>>>
Phredd
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: nice one Phred
I'm off to get the emergency backup genny
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Quote by H-x
Anything for the boys on the front line SIR (salutes)
including maybe a tissue?
H.x
oooh yes please
hwoar: just come into my foxhole a minute :shock: errrm, shouldnt you be saying that to me?
oh wth
:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: 
:blast: :blast: :smoke: 
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:bounce:
I've found a power booster for the servers guys
I've found a power booster for the servers guys
Master of Sex
ok is it our turn for the shift yet? :lol:
:lol: 