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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried...but no answer.
"Is there anyone here? "
She cried a little louder, but still no answer...
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:"HELLO.. IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away...
"Hello-o-o-o!-we're all down here..."
Steve
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Not clever to read when I have a mouthful of porridge !!! confused
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Ah, how true! Many a true word spoken in jest! lol
Nice to see a bloke in touch with his feminine side, Steve_1!
Sappho xxx
or:-
"We're all down here - and soon to be spurted out of that exit tunnel thing."
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I'm so glad a fella cracked that one....
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Steve_1 wrote:
"Hello-o-o-o!-we're all down here..."

That's because, one day a male brain cell accidentally got misplaced into a females brain. :shock: rolleyes :shock:
In there he found a filing system that was beyond comprehension. sad Nothing was where it should be, confused: Pink fluffy handcuffs were in a corner of the cooking menu's, various scents, and oils section. Other smelly things were mixed up with pet hates and assorted glares and scowls to project at women who looked prettier than her. Picking up the kids from school was filed under, tools and DIY. Birthday dates were in the 'Things to forget file' (the latter possibly the only correct filing). Clothing catalogue's littered almost every corner and bunches of flowers and love letters hung from hooks placed at random. :roll: :roll:
After five years of struggling through this mess, :taz: he manages to escape and returned home. There, he told all the other male brain cells of his terrible ordeal. All the male brain cells having read in the papers about female emancipation, and domination took a vote, and decided to migrate to the opposite end of the body in case of invasion. There they set their own filing system. Just a few boxes labeled. Food, Drink, Sex and Sport. All a man really needs. :twisted:
And that's why the female brain cell found herself all alone. :cry:

Harry0
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nice one harry!!! biggrin